I dunno bout where y'all live but the first law of redneck physics is:

"Water flows downhill"

Corollary #1 Hurricanes and high water is bad for levees.

Corollary #2 NOLA is known for bad hurricanes

2nd law of redneck physics
"Cartoon physics dont work"

This means that the wall of water wont stop in its tracks while you git
your stuff outa the way.

Definition: "Moron" someone who dont pay 'tention to common sense
like simple physical laws.

Definition: " Evolution" Drowned morons.