I dunno bout where y'all live but the first law of redneck physics is:

"Water flows downhill"

Corollary #1 Hurricanes and high water is bad for levees.

Corollary #2 NOLA is known for bad hurricanes

2nd law of redneck physics
"Cartoon physics dont work"

This means that the wall of water wont stop in its tracks while you git
your stuff outa the way.

Definition: "Moron" someone who dont pay 'tention to common sense
like simple physical laws.

Definition: " Evolution" Drowned morons.

wrote:
I dunno bout where y'all live but the first law of redneck physics is:

"Water flows downhill"

Corollary #1 Hurricanes and high water is bad for levees.

Corollary #2 NOLA is known for bad hurricanes

2nd law of redneck physics
"Cartoon physics dont work"

This means that the wall of water wont stop in its tracks while you git
your stuff outa the way.

Definition: "Moron" someone who dont pay 'tention to common sense
like simple physical laws.

Definition: " Evolution" Drowned morons.


Do you know what is the most popular phrase used by rednecks just before
they die?

'...............
................
................

"Watch This".





--
Reggie
************************************************** *************
That's my story and I am sticking to it.

************************************************** *************

"Reggie Smithers" wrote in message
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wrote:
I dunno bout where y'all live but the first law of redneck physics is:

"Water flows downhill"

Corollary #1 Hurricanes and high water is bad for levees.

Corollary #2 NOLA is known for bad hurricanes

2nd law of redneck physics
"Cartoon physics dont work"

This means that the wall of water wont stop in its tracks while you git
your stuff outa the way.

Definition: "Moron" someone who dont pay 'tention to common sense
like simple physical laws.

Definition: " Evolution" Drowned morons.


Do you know what is the most popular phrase used by rednecks just before
they die?

'...............
...............
...............

"Watch This".

I thought it was "oh ****"...but preceded by "hey y'all. Watch this".

NOYB wrote:
"Reggie Smithers" wrote in message
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wrote:
I dunno bout where y'all live but the first law of redneck physics is:

"Water flows downhill"

Corollary #1 Hurricanes and high water is bad for levees.

Corollary #2 NOLA is known for bad hurricanes

2nd law of redneck physics
"Cartoon physics dont work"

This means that the wall of water wont stop in its tracks while you git
your stuff outa the way.

Definition: "Moron" someone who dont pay 'tention to common sense
like simple physical laws.

Definition: " Evolution" Drowned morons.

Do you know what is the most popular phrase used by rednecks just before
they die?

'...............
...............
...............

"Watch This".

I thought it was "oh ****"...but preceded by "hey y'all. Watch this".


NYOB,
You might be correct. According to Harry the only people who live on
Florida's West Coast are rednecks, so I will have to defer to your
expertise. ; )


--
Reggie
************************************************** *************
That's my story and I am sticking to it.

************************************************** *************

"Reggie Smithers" wrote in message
...
wrote:
I dunno bout where y'all live but the first law of redneck physics is:

"Water flows downhill"

Corollary #1 Hurricanes and high water is bad for levees.

Corollary #2 NOLA is known for bad hurricanes

2nd law of redneck physics
"Cartoon physics dont work"

This means that the wall of water wont stop in its tracks while you git
your stuff outa the way.

Definition: "Moron" someone who dont pay 'tention to common sense
like simple physical laws.

Definition: " Evolution" Drowned morons.


Do you know what is the most popular phrase used by rednecks just before
they die?

'...............
...............
...............

"Watch This".





I understand that is only part of it. The full statement is "H'er Y'all,
hold my beer, and watch this . . ."

No, the most popular phrase uttered by rednecks before they die is,
"Here, hold my beer and watch this."

Capt. Jeff