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This week, I've been blessed with a spate of email offering me "Christian
loans". How are these different from just walking into Citibank or Chase and
getting a loan? :-)

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"Doug Kanter" wrote in message
...
This week, I've been blessed with a spate of email offering me "Christian
loans". How are these different from just walking into Citibank or Chase
and getting a loan? :-)


God reviews and either denies or approves them. ;-)

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On Wed, 25 Jan 2006 19:58:06 GMT, "Doug Kanter"
wrote:

This week, I've been blessed with a spate of email offering me "Christian
loans". How are these different from just walking into Citibank or Chase and
getting a loan? :-)


Rates are probably less than 35% because usury is immoral.
--
John H

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Maybe it's just another wave of "Prosperity Preaching"

They weren't from Creflo Dollar were they?

Fredo

"Doug Kanter" wrote in message
...
This week, I've been blessed with a spate of email offering me "Christian
loans". How are these different from just walking into Citibank or Chase
and getting a loan? :-)

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On Wed, 25 Jan 2006 22:02:47 GMT, Shortwave Sportfishing
wrote:

On Wed, 25 Jan 2006 15:22:42 -0500, JohnH wrote:

On Wed, 25 Jan 2006 19:58:06 GMT, "Doug Kanter"
wrote:

This week, I've been blessed with a spate of email offering me "Christian
loans". How are these different from just walking into Citibank or Chase and
getting a loan? :-)


Rates are probably less than 35% because usury is immoral.

needs some work because according to biblical law, more than 10% is
usury.

inflation
--
John H

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"Harry Krause" wrote in message
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Doug Kanter wrote:
This week, I've been blessed with a spate of email offering me "Christian
loans". How are these different from just walking into Citibank or Chase
and getting a loan? :-)

If you don't pay the vig, you're crucified.

Those are Roman loans.

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Doug Kanter wrote:
This week, I've been blessed with a spate of email offering me "Christian
loans". How are these different from just walking into Citibank or Chase and
getting a loan? :-)

Somebody's going to loan you a Christian? That's novel. How long do you
get to keep him/her before the eventual return? Do you get to pick your
denomination, or is it just luck or the draw?

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If you can chase down the IP's

Yo9u might find that the Email is coming from Robert Tilton.

That huckster is still in business bilking people in God's name, and
has;t let up yet.

I fgre it's a money laundering scam of his ;)

Here's my favorite Bobby Tilton page...

http://www.rotten.com/library/bio/re...robert-tilton/

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Doug Kanter wrote:
This week, I've been blessed with a spate of email offering me "Christian
loans". How are these different from just walking into Citibank or Chase and
getting a loan? :-)

What do you do with the Christian after they loan him/her to you? Paint
the house?!

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"Shortwave Sportfishing" wrote in message
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On Wed, 25 Jan 2006 15:11:44 -0500, Harry Krause
wrote:

Doug Kanter wrote:
This week, I've been blessed with a spate of email offering me
"Christian
loans". How are these different from just walking into Citibank or Chase
and
getting a loan? :-)



If you don't pay the vig, you're crucified.

very funny.

I *knew* my question had enormous potential for distracting people from the
political bull****. :)