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OT Ping Chuck Gould, pong John H, football bet?
On Sun, 15 Jan 2006 17:44:30 GMT, Shortwave Sportfishing
wrote: On Sun, 15 Jan 2006 14:52:26 GMT, Don White wrote: JohnH wrote: On Sat, 14 Jan 2006 21:01:00 -0500, " JimH" jimh_osudad@yahooDOT comREMOVETHIS wrote: wrote in message legroups.com... Shortwave Sportfishing wrote: On Sat, 14 Jan 2006 19:29:32 -0500, " JimH" jimh_osudad@yahooDOT comREMOVETHIS wrote: johnh wrote We went to see Les Miserable' downtown. Didn't end until well after the game started. But, it's been downhill since we got home. It's 4th quarter, but we've still got over 4 minutes. Where the hell is Sonny Jurgenson when we need him??? Huh???????????? No self respecting man would go out with his wife to a musical while his home team is playing a playoff football game. Extra points also lost by going to of all things.................a musical. Shame.............shame...........shame. you know how those army nancy boys are... I don't know. Sounds like clever planning. Not only does he get points for going taking his lady to a musical- she knows darn well he "gave up" the chance to watch the playoff game in order to accommodate her. He winds up with a woman who will need to find some nice way to express her gratitude, plus he still got home in time to watch the final minutes. I think they call that "strategy" in the Army. Hell why not tell her you don't enjoy musicals and offer to take her out for a romantic dinner instead.........*after* the game is over or another day. Same results plus you get to watch the game AND avoid having to sit through a gay musical. ;-) Hell, she wants me to take her to see 'Broadback Mountain' (or whatever it's called)! After the game, we had Chinese while we watched "Cinderella Man". *That* was a great movie! It's also what prevented me from responding to all the nasty comments from you sweethearts last night! -- John H ******Have a spectacular day!****** The cable channels have been really promoting 'Brokeback Mountain' up here. I'm from the old school & would still feel a bit uncomfortable watching two men get all touchy & feely with each other. my wife, dil and daughters have seen it - they thought it was so-so. definitely not my cuppa if you will. ill wait for the dvd. Well, let me know what you think of it after watching the DVD. I'd give your opinion more weight than I give a half dozen Golden Globe nominations. -- John H ******Have a spectacular day!****** |
OT Ping Chuck Gould, pong John H, football bet?
JohnH wrote: You want 'em boiled, roasted, or raw? The 'hawks deserved the win. After the game, we watched "Cinderella Man". What a movie. If you've not seen it, treat yourself. -- John H ******Have a spectacular day!****** One time, down south, (or down "souf"), we bought a paper bagful of peanuts that had been boiled, shells and all, in brine. Some guy was working a kettle alongside the road. Mmmmmm,MMMMMM, good. Boiled would be nice. Thanks. |
OT Ping Chuck Gould, pong John H, football bet?
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OT Ping Chuck Gould, pong John H, football bet?
On Sun, 15 Jan 2006 19:45:00 GMT, Shortwave Sportfishing
wrote: On Sun, 15 Jan 2006 13:31:11 -0500, JohnH wrote: On Sun, 15 Jan 2006 17:45:00 GMT, Shortwave Sportfishing wrote: On Sun, 15 Jan 2006 09:29:52 -0500, JohnH wrote: On Sun, 15 Jan 2006 14:21:14 GMT, Don White wrote: JimH wrote: Is that why you are typing with one hand now? ;-) Ouch... low blow! He deserved it. did i miss something? No more than usual... good - thought it might be something important..... here? -- John H ******Have a spectacular day!****** |
OT Ping Chuck Gould, pong John H, football bet?
"JohnH" wrote in message ... On Sun, 15 Jan 2006 03:41:09 GMT, "Calif Bill" wrote: "Shortwave Sportfishing" wrote in message . .. On Sun, 15 Jan 2006 00:45:33 GMT, Don White wrote: Ah leave him alone...he's just getting in touch with his feminine side. pansy... Nope. Just getting ready. This is the best revenge I've heard from the man's point of view in the Didn't you already tell us this? Or was that one of the other folks who thinks it's possible to extract retribution from a wife. It's not. Amen. -- John H ******Have a spectacular day!****** It was good point to reinsert. |
OT Ping Chuck Gould, pong John H, football bet?
"Shortwave Sportfishing" wrote in message ... On Sun, 15 Jan 2006 03:41:09 GMT, "Calif Bill" wrote: "Shortwave Sportfishing" wrote in message . .. On Sun, 15 Jan 2006 00:45:33 GMT, Don White wrote: Ah leave him alone...he's just getting in touch with his feminine side. pansy... Nope. Just getting ready. This is the best revenge I've heard from the man's point of view in the Mars-Venus wars. It's so logical. The problem is, the man won the battle but will he win the war? I never quite figured out why the sexual urge of men and women differ so much. And I never have figured out the whole Venus and Mars thing. I have never figured out why men think with their head and women with their heart. FOR EXAMPLE: One evening last week, my wife and I were getting into bed. Well, the passion starts to heat up, and she eventually says, "I don't feel like it, I just want you to hold me." I said, "WHAT?? What was that?" So she says the words that every husband on the planet dreads to hear... "You're just not in touch with my emotional needs as a woman enough for me to satisfy your physical needs as a man." She responded to my puzzled look by saying, "Can't you just love me for who I am and not what I do for you in the bedroom?" Realizing that nothing was going to happen that night, I went to sleep.The very next day I opted to take the day off of work to spend time with her. We went out to a nice lunch and then went shopping at a big, unnamed department store. I walked around with her while she tried on several different very expensive outfits. She couldn't decide which one to take so I told her she should take them all. She wanted new shoes to compliment her new clothes, so I said lets get a pair for each outfit. We went into the jewelry department where she picked out a pair of diamond earrings. Let me tell you... she was so excited. She must have thought I was one wave short of a shipwreck. I started to think she was testing me because she asked for a tennis bracel et when she doesn't even know how to play tennis. I think I threw her for a loop when I said, "That's fine, honey." She was almost nearing sexual satisfaction from all of the excitement. Smiling with excited anticipation she finally said, "I think this is all, dear, let's go to the cashier." I could hardly contain myself when I blurted out, "No honey, I don't feel like it." Her face just went completely blank as her jaw dropped with a baffled "WHAT?" I then said, "honey! I just want you to HOLD this stuff for a while. You're just not in touch with my financial needs as a man enough for me to satisfy your shopping needs as a woman." And just when she had this look like she was going to kill me, I added, "Why can't you just love me for who I am and not for the things I buy you?" Apparently I'm not having sex tonight either. you called me strange? I never claimed not to be. |
OT Ping Chuck Gould, pong John H, football bet?
"Shortwave Sportfishing" wrote in message ... On Sun, 15 Jan 2006 14:52:26 GMT, Don White wrote: JohnH wrote: On Sat, 14 Jan 2006 21:01:00 -0500, " JimH" jimh_osudad@yahooDOT comREMOVETHIS wrote: wrote in message legroups.com... Shortwave Sportfishing wrote: On Sat, 14 Jan 2006 19:29:32 -0500, " JimH" jimh_osudad@yahooDOT comREMOVETHIS wrote: johnh wrote We went to see Les Miserable' downtown. Didn't end until well after the game started. But, it's been downhill since we got home. It's 4th quarter, but we've still got over 4 minutes. Where the hell is Sonny Jurgenson when we need him??? Huh???????????? No self respecting man would go out with his wife to a musical while his home team is playing a playoff football game. Extra points also lost by going to of all things.................a musical. Shame.............shame...........shame. you know how those army nancy boys are... I don't know. Sounds like clever planning. Not only does he get points for going taking his lady to a musical- she knows darn well he "gave up" the chance to watch the playoff game in order to accommodate her. He winds up with a woman who will need to find some nice way to express her gratitude, plus he still got home in time to watch the final minutes. I think they call that "strategy" in the Army. Hell why not tell her you don't enjoy musicals and offer to take her out for a romantic dinner instead.........*after* the game is over or another day. Same results plus you get to watch the game AND avoid having to sit through a gay musical. ;-) Hell, she wants me to take her to see 'Broadback Mountain' (or whatever it's called)! After the game, we had Chinese while we watched "Cinderella Man". *That* was a great movie! It's also what prevented me from responding to all the nasty comments from you sweethearts last night! -- John H ******Have a spectacular day!****** The cable channels have been really promoting 'Brokeback Mountain' up here. I'm from the old school & would still feel a bit uncomfortable watching two men get all touchy & feely with each other. my wife, dil and daughters have seen it - they thought it was so-so. definitely not my cuppa if you will. ill wait for the dvd. I have not seen it. If it was not about touchy feely men, the Hollywood crowd would probably not be calling it best movie of the year. On a related note, Shelly Winters died. Amazing how a blond bombshell become a toad and won more acclaim as a full bodied women. |
OT Ping Chuck Gould, pong John H, football bet?
"Shortwave Sportfishing" wrote in message ... On Sun, 15 Jan 2006 08:09:47 -0500, JohnH wrote: On Sat, 14 Jan 2006 21:01:00 -0500, " JimH" jimh_osudad@yahooDOT comREMOVETHIS wrote: wrote in message egroups.com... Shortwave Sportfishing wrote: On Sat, 14 Jan 2006 19:29:32 -0500, " JimH" jimh_osudad@yahooDOT comREMOVETHIS wrote: johnh wrote We went to see Les Miserable' downtown. Didn't end until well after the game started. But, it's been downhill since we got home. It's 4th quarter, but we've still got over 4 minutes. Where the hell is Sonny Jurgenson when we need him??? Huh???????????? No self respecting man would go out with his wife to a musical while his home team is playing a playoff football game. Extra points also lost by going to of all things.................a musical. Shame.............shame...........shame. you know how those army nancy boys are... I don't know. Sounds like clever planning. Not only does he get points for going taking his lady to a musical- she knows darn well he "gave up" the chance to watch the playoff game in order to accommodate her. He winds up with a woman who will need to find some nice way to express her gratitude, plus he still got home in time to watch the final minutes. I think they call that "strategy" in the Army. Hell why not tell her you don't enjoy musicals and offer to take her out for a romantic dinner instead.........*after* the game is over or another day. Same results plus you get to watch the game AND avoid having to sit through a gay musical. ;-) Hell, she wants me to take her to see 'Broadback Mountain' (or whatever it's called)! wait for the dvd. i have it on good authority that it sucks as a movie. Or is it a movie on sucks? |
OT Ping Chuck Gould, pong John H, football bet?
"JohnH" wrote in message ... On Sun, 15 Jan 2006 03:34:53 GMT, "Calif Bill" wrote: "Shortwave Sportfishing" wrote in message . .. On Sat, 14 Jan 2006 22:03:01 GMT, "Calif Bill" wrote: wrote in message legroups.com... JohnH wrote: On 13 Jan 2006 21:22:49 -0800, wrote: JohnH wrote: Post it! Seattle shots are always beautiful. "The bluest skies you'll ever see are in Seattle"...doncha know. -- John H "All decisions are the result of binary thinking." Second attempt. Google swallowed the first one. Sorry if this is ultimately a duplicate. Hello, John Everybody sings that incorrectly. The actual words are "the bluest skies you'll *never* see are in Seattle." But anyway, the next beautiful shots you'll see from Seattle will be the Seahawks in our beautiful Qwest field doing your Redskins as Paddy did the drum. If our defense doesn't collapse (always a possibility with this year's team) your very good team will have its hands full with Seattle at home. Bet you some Pacific NW smoked salmon against...(what the heck do you have back there in DC?) -I can't eat red shellfish. No point spread, just a simple win/lose bet. Harry too, if he wants, as he lives in the DC area. Other than that, the betting is closed. Confirm the wager and name your stakes prior to kickoff if you're interested. Here's hoping your Skins play well enough to finish a close second tomorrow. :-) No, you can't pull that 'bad weather' trick with me. I've been there. I *know* what Seattle is like on a sunny, spring or summer day, and the skies are *definitely* the bluest you'll ever see. I've believed that since my first visit there back in 1969, on my way to Vietnam. I'm glad to hear your defense is lacking, 'cause last week our offense was non-existent. I believe we set a new playoff record for the fewest offensive yards ever gained by any team in a playoff game. Now *that's* something to be proud of! I can think of nothing produced locally that would come close to a chunk of smoked salmon from the Pike Street Market. A Chesapeake Bay Blue Crab sandwich from one of the better establishments would be the best shot, but I don't think it would survive the trip. Aha! My daughter just had an idea as I was describing this quandary. Virginia Peanuts! I will wager a can of Virginia Peanuts! Accept the wager or squirm out of it, your choice! -- John H "Have a **spectacular** day!! Virginia peanuts it is. One vacuum pack of smoked salmon vs. a can of Virginia peanuts! I can taste those goobers now. :-) As long as he don't send you "boiled goobers". i quite like boiled goobers. But we already know you are strange. Bill, have you ever eaten them? We used to get them at flea markets in Georgia and Florida. They are definitely an 'acquired taste', but once past the initial urge to puke, they're great! -- John H ******Have a spectacular day!****** Yes I have eaten them. I lived in Biloxi for a stint, and we would go to Mobile for the car races. They sold them there. AS well as in other southern locations I visited for work. Never could get by the initial urge. Maybe I just like the crunch. I want my peanut butter crunchy also. |
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