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Skipper January 9th 06 05:39 AM

Nautical Jeopardy #3
 
The answer is: Death, an injury requiring medical treatment beyond first
aid, or the disappearance of a person from a vessel under circumstances
that indicate death or injury, according to the Federal Boat Safety Act
of 1971.

What is the question?

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Skipper

JR North January 9th 06 06:39 AM

Nautical Jeopardy #3
 
What is; what usually happens to someone who jumps from their Bayliner
in disgust?
JR

Skipper wrote:
The answer is: Death, an injury requiring medical treatment beyond first
aid, or the disappearance of a person from a vessel under circumstances
that indicate death or injury, according to the Federal Boat Safety Act
of 1971.

What is the question?

--
Skipper



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Skipper January 9th 06 06:49 AM

Nautical Jeopardy #3
 
JR North wrote:

What is; what usually happens to someone who jumps from their Bayliner
in disgust?


Sorry, that is incorrect.

--
Skipper

JIMinFL January 9th 06 09:45 AM

Nautical Jeopardy #3
 

"Skipper" wrote in message
...
The answer is: Death, an injury requiring medical treatment beyond first
aid, or the disappearance of a person from a vessel under circumstances
that indicate death or injury, according to the Federal Boat Safety Act
of 1971.

What is the question?

--
Skipper

When is this required
http://www.uscg.mil/d14/units/msohon...orm%202692.pdf



Skipper January 9th 06 11:51 AM

Nautical Jeopardy #3
 
JIMinFL wrote:

"Skipper" wrote...


The answer is: Death, an injury requiring medical treatment beyond first
aid, or the disappearance of a person from a vessel under circumstances
that indicate death or injury, according to the Federal Boat Safety Act
of 1971.


What is the question?


When is this required:


http://www.uscg.mil/d14/units/msohon...orm%202692.pdf


Correct! And a very informative way to put your response in the form of
a question, Sir.

Perhaps you will honor us by hosting a challenging and informative
Nautical Jeopardy #4?

--
Skipper

JIMinFL January 9th 06 03:18 PM

Nautical Jeopardy #4
 
With Valentines Day drawing closer, a replica of this lighthouse might be an
appropriate gift for your honey. Those of you living within 100 miles, (as
the crow flies) of this lighthouse are disqualified in this game.




JIMinFL January 9th 06 05:21 PM

Nautical Jeopardy #4
 

"Shortwave Sportfishing" wrote in message
...
On Mon, 09 Jan 2006 15:18:41 GMT, "JIMinFL"
wrote:

With Valentines Day drawing closer, a replica of this lighthouse might be
an
appropriate gift for your honey. Those of you living within 100 miles, (as
the crow flies) of this lighthouse are disqualified in this game.


http://www.lighthouse.cc/bordenflats/

lizzie borden took an axe and gave her mother 40 whacks.

when she found that she was done, she gave her father 41.

built by lizzie bordens father.


I don't think so. Even if it was the right answer, I think you would have
been disqualified because of the 100 mile rule. Feel free to try again.




Eisboch January 9th 06 09:57 PM

Nautical Jeopardy #4
 

"JIMinFL" wrote in message
ink.net...

"Shortwave Sportfishing" wrote in message
...
On Mon, 09 Jan 2006 15:18:41 GMT, "JIMinFL"
wrote:

With Valentines Day drawing closer, a replica of this lighthouse might be
an
appropriate gift for your honey. Those of you living within 100 miles,
(as
the crow flies) of this lighthouse are disqualified in this game.


http://www.lighthouse.cc/bordenflats/

lizzie borden took an axe and gave her mother 40 whacks.

when she found that she was done, she gave her father 41.

built by lizzie bordens father.


I don't think so. Even if it was the right answer, I think you would have
been disqualified because of the 100 mile rule. Feel free to try again.




I know! I know! (but within 100 miles)

.. .... ...

(Well, not *YOU* - you know what I mean).

Eisboch



Don White January 10th 06 01:11 AM

Nautical Jeopardy #4
 
Shortwave Sportfishing wrote:
On Mon, 9 Jan 2006 16:57:36 -0500, "Eisboch" wrote:


"JIMinFL" wrote in message
hlink.net...

"Shortwave Sportfishing" wrote in message
...

On Mon, 09 Jan 2006 15:18:41 GMT, "JIMinFL"
wrote:


With Valentines Day drawing closer, a replica of this lighthouse might be
an
appropriate gift for your honey. Those of you living within 100 miles,
(as
the crow flies) of this lighthouse are disqualified in this game.

http://www.lighthouse.cc/bordenflats/

lizzie borden took an axe and gave her mother 40 whacks.

when she found that she was done, she gave her father 41.

built by lizzie bordens father.

I don't think so. Even if it was the right answer, I think you would have
been disqualified because of the 100 mile rule. Feel free to try again.


I know! I know! (but within 100 miles)

. .... ...

(Well, not *YOU* - you know what I mean).



it can only be this one.

http://www.lighthouse.cc/beavertail/

get it - beaver - tail - valentines day - beavertail????

bbbbbaaaawwwwaaaahhhhhhhaaaaaaa

i need more drugs...

or less...



Careful... the wife might like you in this semi-stupor state. Easier to
control.

JIMinFL January 10th 06 01:35 AM

Nautical Jeopardy #4
 

"Eisboch" wrote in message
...

"JIMinFL" wrote in message
ink.net...

"Shortwave Sportfishing" wrote in message
...
On Mon, 09 Jan 2006 15:18:41 GMT, "JIMinFL"
wrote:

With Valentines Day drawing closer, a replica of this lighthouse might
be an
appropriate gift for your honey. Those of you living within 100 miles,
(as
the crow flies) of this lighthouse are disqualified in this game.

http://www.lighthouse.cc/bordenflats/

lizzie borden took an axe and gave her mother 40 whacks.

when she found that she was done, she gave her father 41.

built by lizzie bordens father.


I don't think so. Even if it was the right answer, I think you would have
been disqualified because of the 100 mile rule. Feel free to try again.




I know! I know! (but within 100 miles)

. .... ...

(Well, not *YOU* - you know what I mean).

Eisboch

You are very disqualified. More so than Tom.



JIMinFL January 10th 06 01:35 AM

Nautical Jeopardy #4
 

"Shortwave Sportfishing" wrote in message
...
On Mon, 9 Jan 2006 16:57:36 -0500, "Eisboch" wrote:


"JIMinFL" wrote in message
hlink.net...

"Shortwave Sportfishing" wrote in message
...
On Mon, 09 Jan 2006 15:18:41 GMT, "JIMinFL"
wrote:

With Valentines Day drawing closer, a replica of this lighthouse might
be
an
appropriate gift for your honey. Those of you living within 100 miles,
(as
the crow flies) of this lighthouse are disqualified in this game.

http://www.lighthouse.cc/bordenflats/

lizzie borden took an axe and gave her mother 40 whacks.

when she found that she was done, she gave her father 41.

built by lizzie bordens father.

I don't think so. Even if it was the right answer, I think you would
have
been disqualified because of the 100 mile rule. Feel free to try again.


I know! I know! (but within 100 miles)

. .... ...

(Well, not *YOU* - you know what I mean).


it can only be this one.

http://www.lighthouse.cc/beavertail/

get it - beaver - tail - valentines day - beavertail????

bbbbbaaaawwwwaaaahhhhhhhaaaaaaa

i need more drugs...

or less...

Good "ansah", but no "cegahh" fer you.



JIMinFL January 10th 06 01:46 AM

Nautical Jeopardy #4
 

"Shortwave Sportfishing" wrote in message
...
On Tue, 10 Jan 2006 01:35:45 GMT, "JIMinFL"
wrote:


"Eisboch" wrote in message
...

"JIMinFL" wrote in message
ink.net...

"Shortwave Sportfishing" wrote in message
...
On Mon, 09 Jan 2006 15:18:41 GMT, "JIMinFL"
wrote:

With Valentines Day drawing closer, a replica of this lighthouse might
be an
appropriate gift for your honey. Those of you living within 100 miles,
(as
the crow flies) of this lighthouse are disqualified in this game.

http://www.lighthouse.cc/bordenflats/

lizzie borden took an axe and gave her mother 40 whacks.

when she found that she was done, she gave her father 41.

built by lizzie bordens father.

I don't think so. Even if it was the right answer, I think you would
have
been disqualified because of the 100 mile rule. Feel free to try again.

I know! I know! (but within 100 miles)

. .... ...

(Well, not *YOU* - you know what I mean).


You are very disqualified. More so than Tom.


ah - im never qualified for anything.

bummer.

I'm sure Eisboch knows the answer. If you can pry it out of him, I will give
you special dispensation to answer the question. Think ILY.



JIMinFL January 10th 06 01:50 AM

Nautical Jeopardy #4
 

"Shortwave Sportfishing" wrote in message
...
On Tue, 10 Jan 2006 01:35:46 GMT, "JIMinFL"
wrote:


"Shortwave Sportfishing" wrote in message
. ..
On Mon, 9 Jan 2006 16:57:36 -0500, "Eisboch" wrote:


"JIMinFL" wrote in message
rthlink.net...

"Shortwave Sportfishing" wrote in message
...
On Mon, 09 Jan 2006 15:18:41 GMT, "JIMinFL"
wrote:

With Valentines Day drawing closer, a replica of this lighthouse
might
be
an
appropriate gift for your honey. Those of you living within 100
miles,
(as
the crow flies) of this lighthouse are disqualified in this game.

http://www.lighthouse.cc/bordenflats/

lizzie borden took an axe and gave her mother 40 whacks.

when she found that she was done, she gave her father 41.

built by lizzie bordens father.

I don't think so. Even if it was the right answer, I think you would
have
been disqualified because of the 100 mile rule. Feel free to try
again.

I know! I know! (but within 100 miles)

. .... ...

(Well, not *YOU* - you know what I mean).

it can only be this one.

http://www.lighthouse.cc/beavertail/

get it - beaver - tail - valentines day - beavertail????

bbbbbaaaawwwwaaaahhhhhhhaaaaaaa

i need more drugs...

or less...


Good "ansah", but no "cegahh" fer you.


http://www.pbs.org/legendarylighthou...img/nat008.jpg NO

http://www.pbs.org/legendarylighthou...img/nat014.jpg NO

http://www.pbs.org/legendarylighthou...img/nat007.jpg YES

http://www.lighthouse.cc/marblehead/ NO


Congratulations if you can explain how this relates to Valentines Day.



Eisboch January 10th 06 01:51 AM

Nautical Jeopardy #4
 

"JIMinFL" wrote in message
ink.net...


You are very disqualified. More so than Tom.


I doubt Tom can spell his first name right now.

Eisboch



JIMinFL January 10th 06 01:56 AM

Nautical Jeopardy #4
 

"Eisboch" wrote in message
...

"JIMinFL" wrote in message
ink.net...


You are very disqualified. More so than Tom.


I doubt Tom can spell his first name right now.

Eisboch


Do you think he needs a little more help?



JIMinFL January 10th 06 01:58 AM

Nautical Jeopardy #4
 

"Shortwave Sportfishing" wrote in message
...
On Tue, 10 Jan 2006 01:50:04 GMT, "JIMinFL"
wrote:


"Shortwave Sportfishing" wrote in message
. ..
On Tue, 10 Jan 2006 01:35:46 GMT, "JIMinFL"
wrote:


"Shortwave Sportfishing" wrote in message
m...
On Mon, 9 Jan 2006 16:57:36 -0500, "Eisboch" wrote:


"JIMinFL" wrote in message
. earthlink.net...

"Shortwave Sportfishing" wrote in message
...
On Mon, 09 Jan 2006 15:18:41 GMT, "JIMinFL"
wrote:

With Valentines Day drawing closer, a replica of this lighthouse
might
be
an
appropriate gift for your honey. Those of you living within 100
miles,
(as
the crow flies) of this lighthouse are disqualified in this game.

http://www.lighthouse.cc/bordenflats/

lizzie borden took an axe and gave her mother 40 whacks.

when she found that she was done, she gave her father 41.

built by lizzie bordens father.

I don't think so. Even if it was the right answer, I think you would
have
been disqualified because of the 100 mile rule. Feel free to try
again.

I know! I know! (but within 100 miles)

. .... ...

(Well, not *YOU* - you know what I mean).

it can only be this one.

http://www.lighthouse.cc/beavertail/

get it - beaver - tail - valentines day - beavertail????

bbbbbaaaawwwwaaaahhhhhhhaaaaaaa

i need more drugs...

or less...

Good "ansah", but no "cegahh" fer you.

http://www.pbs.org/legendarylighthou...img/nat008.jpg NO

http://www.pbs.org/legendarylighthou...img/nat014.jpg NO

http://www.pbs.org/legendarylighthou...img/nat007.jpg YES

http://www.lighthouse.cc/marblehead/ NO


Congratulations if you can explain how this relates to Valentines Day.


no clue

Eisboch was right.



Eisboch January 10th 06 02:05 AM

Nautical Jeopardy #4
 

"Shortwave Sportfishing" wrote in message
...


http://www.pbs.org/legendarylighthou...img/nat007.jpg YES


Congratulations if you can explain how this relates to Valentines Day.


no clue


what a romantic....

Eisboch



JIMinFL January 10th 06 02:05 AM

Nautical Jeopardy #4
 

"Shortwave Sportfishing" wrote in message
...
On Tue, 10 Jan 2006 01:56:33 GMT, "JIMinFL"
wrote:


"Eisboch" wrote in message
om...

"JIMinFL" wrote in message
ink.net...


You are very disqualified. More so than Tom.

I doubt Tom can spell his first name right now.


Do you think he needs a little more help?


help - i dont need no steekin' help...

or badges...

I give up. You win Tom. Research Minot. Next question please. Can't play
anymore. Vegas is on.



Eisboch January 10th 06 02:14 AM

Nautical Jeopardy #4
 

"Shortwave Sportfishing" wrote in message
...
On Mon, 9 Jan 2006 21:05:18 -0500, "Eisboch" wrote:


"Shortwave Sportfishing" wrote in message
. ..


http://www.pbs.org/legendarylighthou...img/nat007.jpg YES


Congratulations if you can explain how this relates to Valentines Day.

no clue


what a romantic....


whats romantic about a granite light sitting on a rock ledge in
cohasset?


Sitting on the shore or on a boat on a warm summer's night with your arm
around your SO watching the lighthouse.

O OOOO OOO O OOOO OOO O OOOO OOO

Eisboch



Eisboch January 10th 06 02:27 AM

Nautical Jeopardy #4
 

"Shortwave Sportfishing" wrote in message
...
On Mon, 9 Jan 2006 21:14:41 -0500, "Eisboch" wrote:


"Shortwave Sportfishing" wrote in message
. ..
On Mon, 9 Jan 2006 21:05:18 -0500, "Eisboch" wrote:


"Shortwave Sportfishing" wrote in message
m...


http://www.pbs.org/legendarylighthou...img/nat007.jpg
YES


Congratulations if you can explain how this relates to Valentines Day.

no clue

what a romantic....

whats romantic about a granite light sitting on a rock ledge in
cohasset?


Sitting on the shore or on a boat on a warm summer's night with your arm
around your SO watching the lighthouse.

O OOOO OOO O OOOO OOO O OOOO OOO


ah - submarine races - got 'cha...

although i would have thought that any lighthouse would work for that.

did for me - just ask my wife who I dated in high school....

um...er...never mind...



AH fer cryin' out loud .....

http://lighthousegetaway.com/lights/minot.html

No more meds for you.

Eisboch




Eisboch January 10th 06 02:30 AM

Nautical Jeopardy #3
 

"Gene Kearns" wrote in message
...
On Tue, 10 Jan 2006 02:23:51 GMT, Shortwave Sportfishing
wrote:

On Tue, 10 Jan 2006 02:19:14 GMT, Gene Kearns
wrote:

On Mon, 09 Jan 2006 00:49:55 -0600, Skipper wrote:

JR North wrote:

What is; what usually happens to someone who jumps from their Bayliner
in disgust?

Sorry, that is incorrect.

No, that would be an after-purchase informed consumer.

And Skipper, I find you quite annoying. You are, therefore, in
criminal violation of H.R. 3402, which President Bush signed into law
on Thursday.

Maybe we *will* return some Family Values to this newsgroup!


what happens when everybody annoys you?

come to think of it, this could be fun...


Heh...heh.....

--

Grady-White Gulfstream, out of Oak Island, NC.

http://myworkshop.idleplay.net/
Homepage*
http://www.thebayguide.com/rec.boats
Rec.boats at Lee Yeaton's Bayguide



Surprised we haven't had a herd of lawyers signing in here at wrecked.boats.
Just think of the lawsuits.

Eisboch



Wayne.B January 10th 06 03:17 AM

Nautical Jeopardy #3
 
On Mon, 9 Jan 2006 21:30:03 -0500, "Eisboch" wrote:

Surprised we haven't had a herd of lawyers signing in here at wrecked.boats.
Just think of the lawsuits.


===========================

The law may become known as the "Lifetime Lawyer Full Employment Act".


Reggie Smithers January 10th 06 04:18 AM

Nautical Jeopardy #3
 
Shortwave Sportfishing wrote:
On Tue, 10 Jan 2006 02:19:14 GMT, Gene Kearns
wrote:


On Mon, 09 Jan 2006 00:49:55 -0600, Skipper wrote:


JR North wrote:


What is; what usually happens to someone who jumps from their Bayliner
in disgust?

Sorry, that is incorrect.


No, that would be an after-purchase informed consumer.

And Skipper, I find you quite annoying. You are, therefore, in
criminal violation of H.R. 3402, which President Bush signed into law
on Thursday.

Maybe we *will* return some Family Values to this newsgroup!



what happens when everybody annoys you?

come to think of it, this could be fun...

You really are beginning to annoy me.

--
Reggie
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boating, please do not respond to the political and inflammatory
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Reggie Smithers January 10th 06 12:35 PM

Nautical Jeopardy #3
 
anonymous american annoyer wrote:
On Mon, 09 Jan 2006 23:18:35 -0500, Reggie Smithers
wrote:


Shortwave Sportfishing wrote:

On Tue, 10 Jan 2006 02:19:14 GMT, Gene Kearns
wrote:



On Mon, 09 Jan 2006 00:49:55 -0600, Skipper wrote:



JR North wrote:



What is; what usually happens to someone who jumps from their Bayliner
in disgust?

Sorry, that is incorrect.

No, that would be an after-purchase informed consumer.

And Skipper, I find you quite annoying. You are, therefore, in
criminal violation of H.R. 3402, which President Bush signed into law
on Thursday.

Maybe we *will* return some Family Values to this newsgroup!


what happens when everybody annoys you?

come to think of it, this could be fun...


You really are beginning to annoy me.



you have been annoying me since - well, forever.

OK,
You have broken the law and this email has been forwarded to the feds.


--
Reggie
************************************************** *********************
If you would like to make rec.boats an enjoyable place to discuss
boating, please do not respond to the political and inflammatory
off- topic posts and flames.
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