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LIBERAL MISERY INDEX: 49.2
(100 = liberals completely owned)


Severity points (1-5, 5 = most severe)

Liberal defeats

- Iraqi vote certified, liberals concerned Bush credited with spreading
democracy and stability (severity = 3)

- Kerry proposes bill to add 40,000 troops; antiwar activists inconsolable
(severity = 3)

- Unemployment unexpectantly falls, lowest level in over four years
(severity = 3)

- Canadian singer Alanis Morissette becomes US citizen (severity = 2)

- Feminist PBS chief resigns admist scandal involving lesbian episode
(severity = 2)

Liberal victories

- CIA: North Korea has nukes that can strike US; White House silent on WMDs
(severity = 4)

- Bush considers raising taxes to bail Social Security (severity = 3)

- Jacko returns to court; NAMBLA and liberals ask why consensual sex is on
trial (severity = 1)

Have some fun and add a few categories of your own