in article , RkyMtnHootOwl at
wrote on 12/11/05 4:42 AM:

On Sun, 11 Dec 2005 01:45:45 -0500, KMAN wrote:

in article , John Fereira at
wrote on 12/10/05 2:13 PM:

KMAN wrote in
:



What are you talking about now, you blithering idiot?

I doubt that anyone but you really cares and I would conjecture that pretty
much everyone else reading through would prefer that you take you're little
****ing match to email.

I'm sure they'll just be big boys and girls and keep out of the splash zone.

Apparently other NGs have also wearied of his input.

LOL! Your promise to move on fell a little short! You lasted exactly two
minutes! What a fool.

And then, having humiliated yourself again on rec.boats.paddle, you go
cyberstalking, trying in vain to dig yourself out with dishonest
interpretations of information in other groups that you can't even
understand!

Cyber-identities like Kman,"secretly know that their presentation
sucks, so the presenter tries to subconsciously make up for it with a
spiffy slide show. It just goes to prove the stage adage that a big
smile and jazz hands can make up for bad dancing." Check out his slide
show at:

http://www.wellar.ca/gokayaking/

There's no post like that on ott.general you lying idiot. If you are going
to try to smear someone, you at least need to reference it. You are even
more of a dishonest scumbag than I first thought!

Here is the actual post, from my buddy Olaf. To preface the quote, one must
of course be aware that at one time I participated in a thread about what
makes a good powerpoint presentation, and that I was highly critical of
powerpoint shows where the information on the screen mirrors the written
information provided to the audience. Now, here is the actual quote (the
post in its entirety) not the scumbag version posted by Tinkernhootowl:

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in article , Olaf Timandahaff at
wrote on 12/10/05 10:55 PM:

Here's one for Kman,,,,

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Presentation softwa the harbinger of a useless business meeting

Show me a PowerPoint presentation and I'll show you a useless company
meeting. Electronic slide shows attempt to distract a bored audience
where the meat of a presentation would ordinarily entertain them. No
meat? Give them more sounds, animations, and transition effects. In the
old days, speakers used to keep their notes to themselves; now, for some
reason, they want to show them to the audience with fancy graphics. It's
as though they secretly know that their presentation sucks, so the
presenter tries to subconsciously make up for it with a spiffy slide
show. It just goes to prove the stage adage that a big smile and jazz
hands can make up for bad dancing.

The uselessness of a meeting is directly proportional to the complexity
of the PowerPoint presentation. If you want to quote me on that in the
future, mark it down as Jem's Law.

Jem Matson
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http://www.thejemreport.com/mambo/content/view/186/44/

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And here is my reply to Olaf:

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in article , KMAN at
wrote on 12/11/05 1:44 AM:

Damn, now everyone knows I am Jem Matson! LOL.

Beautifully said.

I still can't get over how often this happens: the presenter hands out
printed papers stapled neatly in the corner or perhaps in a nice little
binder, and then proceeds to project the exact same information onto a
screen and force you to listen to him/her read it off the screen. Having
received the handout in the usual minutes of goofing around before the
"presentation" begins, I've already read it from cover to cover before the
first slide is shown. There is now nothing to do but wait as painful boring
slide after painful boring slide passes by, eating up time that could have
been used to take advantage of whatever expertise or experience it is the
presenter is supposed to possess. Horrible! Just horrible!

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The above quote by some of Kman's other friend on the OTT.general who
apparently have also had to deal with his insightful commentaries!

Yes, you stupid idiot, it's by Olaf, who posted a quote for me from Jem
Matson, because he knew I would like it. Because it supports my own opinion
about powerpoint presentations.

His
****ing dance on this NG is his signature presense! Sort of like a dog
marking what he thinks is his alpha territory!

Or, you simply can't understand what is going on, because you suffer from
some bizarre form of paranoid delusions, which are so serious that you spend
time searching through usenet trying to make yourself feel better by
misinterpreting threads that I am involved in. Pathetic!

John F., I apologize to you and all the other serious paddlers here on
RBP, for allowing this thread to continue so long, thinking that I
could communicate with Kman. I have wearied of his foolishness, and
after this comment will move on.

You said that last time, idiot.

I hope that my input in the future
will be more constructively directed

There's no reason to believe that this will happen, but good luck!

and I will look forward to your
helpful insight and experience. I have tried to move on from last
years posting, and I present myself now, as RkyMtnHootOwl OvO

So you are starting fresh....again!

Get well soon.