On Wed, 07 Dec 2005 13:38:34 -0500, Harry Krause wrote:

wrote:
IRAQ
Strike Two

This morning, President Bush will make the second of three planned
speeches on Iraq prior to the December 15 elections

Hey, if we've made so much progress there, how come Bush's supporters in
this newsgroup aren't signing up for civilian rebuilding jobs over there?

I can see them now:

NOYB working as a dentist in one of the torture prisons, drilling holes
in prisoner teeth without benefit of anesthetics...

Fritz lecturing Muslim women that removing their chador and roosari in
public is a "liebral" sin, punishable their choice of being pelted with
stones or having sex with him. (Survey says, 101% chose stoning)...

Smithers repeatedly insulting ayatollahs as they continue to remove his
skin...

The Rev. JimH trying to convert Iraqis to fundie Christianity, with the
promise that he's got 72 former virgins lined up as soon as their open
sores heal...

Robbins...hmmm...Robbins running a database program that counts how many
times he screams as a hot wire is inserted into what's left of his
penis...by US Marines insulted by his claim that he's one of them...

Jackoff...jacking off. What else?

John Herring driving a bright yellow jet fuel truck from the refineries
to the Baghdad airport, and almost making it until the payload of an RPG
passes through one ear, rattles around, and exits by the other ear,
leaving him no more empty-headed than previously so that he can wave the
"Bush 2008" Flag.




Ha! I got the biggest write-up. The rest of you, "Eat your hearts out!"

--
John H

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