An Outsider in a small Alabama town around Christmas time, saw a
"Nativity Scene" that showed great skill and talent had gone into
creating it. But one small feature was all wrong: the three wise men
were wearing firemen's helmets.
Totally unable to come up with a reason or explanation, he left. At a
"Quik Stop" on the edge of town, he asked the lady behind the counter
about the helmets.
She exploded into a rage, yelling, "You darn Yankees never read your
Bibles!"
The Outsider assured her that he did, but simply couldn't recall
anything about firemen in the Bible.
She jerked her Bible from behind the counter and riffled through some
pages, and finally jabbed her finger at a passage. Sticking it in the
guys face she said, "See, it says right here, 'The three wise men came
from afar."

And....

Q: How do you Circumcise a redneck?

A: Kick his sister in the chin.

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An Outsider in a small Alabama town around Christmas time, saw a
"Nativity Scene" that showed great skill and talent had gone into
creating it. But one small feature was all wrong: the three wise men
were wearing firemen's helmets.
Totally unable to come up with a reason or explanation, he left. At a
"Quik Stop" on the edge of town, he asked the lady behind the counter
about the helmets.
She exploded into a rage, yelling, "You darn Yankees never read your
Bibles!"
The Outsider assured her that he did, but simply couldn't recall
anything about firemen in the Bible.
She jerked her Bible from behind the counter and riffled through some
pages, and finally jabbed her finger at a passage. Sticking it in the
guys face she said, "See, it says right here, 'The three wise men came
from afar."

And....

Q: How do you Circumcise a redneck?

A: Kick his sister in the chin.


keep em coming!

Dan J.S. wrote:

keep em coming!

As an airplane is about to crash, a female passenger jumps up
frantically and announces, "If I'm going to die, I want to die feeling
like a woman."

She removes all her clothing and asks, "Is there someone on this plane
who is man enough to make me feel like a woman?"

A man stands up, removes his shirt and says, "Here, iron this!".

On 21 Oct 2005 13:03:35 -0700, wrote:

As an airplane is about to crash, a female passenger jumps up
frantically and announces, "If I'm going to die, I want to die feeling
like a woman."

She removes all her clothing and asks, "Is there someone on this plane
who is man enough to make me feel like a woman?"

A man stands up, removes his shirt and says, "Here, iron this!".

Much, much better than your usual post!

And *no* vulgar language. WTG!

--
John H

"The trouble with our liberal friends is not that they're ignorant:
It's just that they know so much that isn't so."

Ronald Reagan

PocoLoco wrote:
On 21 Oct 2005 13:03:35 -0700, wrote:

As an airplane is about to crash, a female passenger jumps up
frantically and announces, "If I'm going to die, I want to die feeling
like a woman."

She removes all her clothing and asks, "Is there someone on this plane
who is man enough to make me feel like a woman?"

A man stands up, removes his shirt and says, "Here, iron this!".

Much, much better than your usual post!

And *no* vulgar language. WTG!

John, do you ALWAYS have to be such a condescending asshole? Here's
something to try: If you don't have anything decent to say to me, don't
say a damned thing.

On 21 Oct 2005 13:36:04 -0700, wrote:


PocoLoco wrote:
On 21 Oct 2005 13:03:35 -0700, wrote:

As an airplane is about to crash, a female passenger jumps up
frantically and announces, "If I'm going to die, I want to die feeling
like a woman."

She removes all her clothing and asks, "Is there someone on this plane
who is man enough to make me feel like a woman?"

A man stands up, removes his shirt and says, "Here, iron this!".

Much, much better than your usual post!

And *no* vulgar language. WTG!

John, do you ALWAYS have to be such a condescending asshole? Here's
something to try: If you don't have anything decent to say to me, don't
say a damned thing.

You really don't get the point, do you? You *can* make a post without the foul
language and name calling. Occasionally you do so. The few times you do are
remarkable.

--
John H

"The trouble with our liberal friends is not that they're ignorant:
It's just that they know so much that isn't so."

Ronald Reagan

Kevin,
He was paying you a complement, what is the problem?


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PocoLoco wrote:
On 21 Oct 2005 13:03:35 -0700, wrote:

As an airplane is about to crash, a female passenger jumps up
frantically and announces, "If I'm going to die, I want to die feeling
like a woman."

She removes all her clothing and asks, "Is there someone on this plane
who is man enough to make me feel like a woman?"

A man stands up, removes his shirt and says, "Here, iron this!".

Much, much better than your usual post!

And *no* vulgar language. WTG!

John, do you ALWAYS have to be such a condescending asshole? Here's
something to try: If you don't have anything decent to say to me, don't
say a damned thing.

PocoLoco wrote:
On 21 Oct 2005 13:36:04 -0700, wrote:


PocoLoco wrote:
On 21 Oct 2005 13:03:35 -0700, wrote:

As an airplane is about to crash, a female passenger jumps up
frantically and announces, "If I'm going to die, I want to die feeling
like a woman."

She removes all her clothing and asks, "Is there someone on this plane
who is man enough to make me feel like a woman?"

A man stands up, removes his shirt and says, "Here, iron this!".

Much, much better than your usual post!

And *no* vulgar language. WTG!

John, do you ALWAYS have to be such a condescending asshole? Here's
something to try: If you don't have anything decent to say to me, don't
say a damned thing.

You really don't get the point, do you? You *can* make a post without the foul
language and name calling. Occasionally you do so. The few times you do are
remarkable.


See, my condescending asshole comment remains. You can't give a
compliment without being that way. I think it's a result of excessive
alcohol use for too long. Again, if you don't have anything decent to
say, shut up.

On 24 Oct 2005 05:31:32 -0700, wrote:


See, my condescending asshole comment remains. You can't give a
compliment without being that way. I think it's a result of excessive
alcohol use for too long. Again, if you don't have anything decent to
say, shut up.

Nice to see you've cleaned up your mouth!

--
John H

"The trouble with our liberal friends is not that they're ignorant:
It's just that they know so much that isn't so."

Ronald Reagan