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" *JimH*" wrote in message
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"Lloyd" wrote in message
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On Tue, 18 Oct 2005 14:06:40 -0700, chuckgould.chuck wrote:


Eisboch wrote:
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Ignoring all the BS, do you still doubt this is the "real" Skipper?

Eisboch

snip
Until recently, my opinion of him was somewhat "mixed": a weird guy
with a few definite problems but maybe not such a bad guy in his heart
of hearts.

Yeah,I kinda felt sorry for the Original Skippy. Heart of a blue-water
sailor, stuck in Bumf*ck Kansas. What worse fate could you wish on a
person?


So extol the virtues and attractions of you "bumf#ck" Canadian city
Llloyd.



But this new one is a just plain Idiot.


As many here have viewed you for years, including your buddy Krause.



Lloyd





Lloyd, I did not write that comment to you. Some ass is spoofing my id.
,

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"Lloyd" wrote in message
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On Tue, 18 Oct 2005 18:42:38 -0400, *JimH* wrote:


"Lloyd" wrote in message
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On Tue, 18 Oct 2005 14:06:40 -0700, chuckgould.chuck wrote:


Eisboch wrote:
wrote in message
oups.com...


Ignoring all the BS, do you still doubt this is the "real" Skipper?

Eisboch

snip
Until recently, my opinion of him was somewhat "mixed": a weird guy
with a few definite problems but maybe not such a bad guy in his heart
of hearts.

Yeah,I kinda felt sorry for the Original Skippy. Heart of a blue-water
sailor, stuck in Bumf*ck Kansas. What worse fate could you wish on a
person?


So extol the virtues and attractions of you "bumf#ck" Canadian city
Llloyd.


http://www.user.dccnet.com/lsumpter/....Squirrel3.jpg
http://www.user.dccnet.com/lsumpter/...n/DS.Sail1.jpg
http://www.user.dccnet.com/lsumpter/boats/Starsend.jpg
http://www.user.dccnet.com/lsumpter/boats/FarCove1.jpg
http://www.user.dccnet.com/lsumpter/...legraphHbr.jpg
http://www.user.dccnet.com/lsumpter/boats/cruising.jpg
http://www.bcboatnet.org/images/SpringCreekcast1.jpg
http://www.user.dccnet.com/lsumpter/...inylSail01.jpg

Nuff said
Lloyd


LLoyd, I did not write that. Someone spoofed my id for the post.

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Lloyd wrote:
On Tue, 18 Oct 2005 18:42:38 -0400, *JimH* wrote:


"Lloyd" wrote in message
.. .

On Tue, 18 Oct 2005 14:06:40 -0700, chuckgould.chuck wrote:


Eisboch wrote:

wrote in message
glegroups.com...

Ignoring all the BS, do you still doubt this is the "real" Skipper?

Eisboch

snip
Until recently, my opinion of him was somewhat "mixed": a weird guy
with a few definite problems but maybe not such a bad guy in his heart
of hearts.

Yeah,I kinda felt sorry for the Original Skippy. Heart of a blue-water
sailor, stuck in Bumf*ck Kansas. What worse fate could you wish on a
person?


So extol the virtues and attractions of you "bumf#ck" Canadian city Llloyd.



http://www.user.dccnet.com/lsumpter/....Squirrel3.jpg
http://www.user.dccnet.com/lsumpter/...n/DS.Sail1.jpg
http://www.user.dccnet.com/lsumpter/boats/Starsend.jpg
http://www.user.dccnet.com/lsumpter/boats/FarCove1.jpg
http://www.user.dccnet.com/lsumpter/...legraphHbr.jpg
http://www.user.dccnet.com/lsumpter/boats/cruising.jpg
http://www.bcboatnet.org/images/SpringCreekcast1.jpg
http://www.user.dccnet.com/lsumpter/...inylSail01.jpg

Nuff said
Lloyd


Skippy would have been right at home on the 'Beachcombers', sharing that
wharf shack with Relic.

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Don White wrote:

Skippy would have been right at home on the 'Beachcombers', sharing that
wharf shack with Relic.

We do get up to remote backwaters on occasion and have seen you mention
something about being on, or even seeing, a "skipper's" boat. Would seem
you've mentioned of having been a deck monkey or something. Do you own a
boat? If so, can you describe and tell us something of your experience?
On the remote possibility we visit your backwater clime while
negotiating the great circle, we are interested in knowing if you'd be
qualified to fetch a tossed line at the dock, or such.

--
Skipper

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Harry Krause wrote:

On the remote possibility we visit your backwater clime while
negotiating the great circle, we are interested in knowing if
you'd be qualified to fetch a tossed line at the dock, or such.

We do get up to remote backwaters on occasion...

Only to catch up with your inbred relatives.

Well, suppose ol' Donny Boy is too busy scratching his whatever to tend
that tossed line. We know you've got to be a bit quicker on your feet
around boats...an unqualified lubber he be.

--
Skipper

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Skipper wrote:
Don White wrote:


Skippy would have been right at home on the 'Beachcombers', sharing that
wharf shack with Relic.


We do get up to remote backwaters on occasion and have seen you mention
something about being on, or even seeing, a "skipper's" boat. Would seem
you've mentioned of having been a deck monkey or something. Do you own a
boat? If so, can you describe and tell us something of your experience?
On the remote possibility we visit your backwater clime while
negotiating the great circle, we are interested in knowing if you'd be
qualified to fetch a tossed line at the dock, or such.

--
Skipper

Thanks for the interest Pseudo Skipper.
I have taken the following courses at the Canadian Power & Sail Squadron...
Boating
Piloting
Advanced Piloting
VHF Seminar and hold my 'Restricted Radio Operators Certificate'
GPS Seminar
The sailboat I currently own is a Sandpiper 565. (my 4th sailboat)
My former 'skipper' wants me back as his main crew on a Bristol 32 he's
eying....
Sailing experience so far is limited to coastal sailing within 30 nm
radius of my home port on the North Atlantic.
You could trust me to hold a line and properly belay to a cleat...that
is..if you had a cleat!

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Don White wrote:

Thanks for the interest Pseudo Skipper.
I have taken the following courses at the Canadian Power & Sail Squadron...
snip....

Almost forgot...
I took my 'White Sail' dinghy courses at a local Naval base here in the
early '80s. I hold a 'Coxswain's Ticket' on the 420 sailing dinghy
issued November 1982.

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Don White wrote:

We are interested in knowing if you'd be qualified to fetch a tossed
line at the dock, or such.

I have taken the following courses at the Canadian Power & Sail
Squadron...Boating, VHF, & GPS Seminar. I currently own a Sandpiper
565.

A sandpiper??? That's a *dinghy*! I was referring to a REAL boat.
Suppose it is good that you're currently "studying" boating, but that
hardly qualifies you to tend the lines of a real boat...that takes
experience.

My former 'skipper' wants me back as his main crew on a Bristol 32
he's eying....

Impressive!

Sailing experience so far is limited.

Yes, yes, we do understand that.

You could trust me to hold a line and properly belay to a cleat.

I remain unconvinced with that limited real experience...but it is good
you're reading books and trying to learn. We should all encourage
beginners to our sport.

BTW, can you properly secure fuel cans to the deck of a bouncing
Bayliner?

--
Skipper

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Don White wrote:

Almost forgot...I took my dinghy courses here in the early '80s. I
hold a Ticket on a sailing dinghy issued November 1982.

Impressive!

--
Skipper

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Skipper wrote:


BTW, can you properly secure fuel cans to the deck of a bouncing
Bayliner?

--
Skipper

Nope...and have no interest in learning.
We learn 'safety first' at the CPS.

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Don White wrote:

Nope...and have no interest in learning.
We learn 'safety first' at the CPS.

And this is a fine boat for learning to sail on:

http://sailquest.com/market/models/spipe.htm

--
Skipper

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Skipper wrote:
Don White wrote:


Nope...and have no interest in learning.
We learn 'safety first' at the CPS.


And this is a fine boat for learning to sail on:

http://sailquest.com/market/models/spipe.htm

--
Skipper


Why, thank you very much! I thought so.
Actually, it was the heaviest I could pull behind my mini-van.
When I get a better tow vehicle, I'll be able to moveup...if necessary.

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Skipper wrote:
Don White wrote:

Skippy would have been right at home on the 'Beachcombers', sharing that
wharf shack with Relic.

We do get up to remote backwaters on occasion and have seen you mention
something about being on, or even seeing, a "skipper's" boat. Would seem
you've mentioned of having been a deck monkey or something. Do you own a
boat? If so, can you describe and tell us something of your experience?
On the remote possibility we visit your backwater clime while
negotiating the great circle, we are interested in knowing if you'd be
qualified to fetch a tossed line at the dock, or such.

--
Skipper



Got cleats on your motorhome, Psuedo?
I guess you could flog your little rental minnie-Winnie along the
shorelines and claim you had done the "great circle".

Other than that, "negotiating the great circle" is simply a description
of your hilarious attempts to conjure up a convincing argument-
supported by your curious logic.

BTW, ff you knew how to heave (not "toss") a line, nobody would need to
run and "fetch" it.

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Harry Krause wrote:

We know what you are, pseudoSkippy: a horse's ass.

Out west we have our jackmormons. What are you, a jackjew?

--
Skipper

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Skipper wrote:
wrote:

Got cleats on your motorhome, Psuedo?
I guess you could flog your little rental minnie-Winnie along the
shorelines and claim you had done the "great circle".

Other than that, "negotiating the great circle" is simply a description
of your hilarious attempts to conjure up a convincing argument-
supported by your curious logic.

BTW, ff you knew how to heave (not "toss") a line, nobody would need to
run and "fetch" it.

You are a class act, Chuckie. Your post goes a long way in illuminating
the REAL Chuckie.

--
Skipper

As I hoped it would. The real Chuckie has little patience for posers,
frauds, and pretentious wanna-bees. How dare you belittle Don White's
boating resume with some smart-ass remark that he's "learning to boat"?
How dare you wonder whether he might be qualified to "fetch" your line?
(Ra-ther, old chap,....perhaps he can fetch your grey poupon)

If you weren't such a blithering liar and pompous ass you'd understand
what most actual boaters learned long ago- we're all "learning to
boat", all the time. Show me a guy who has been boating 40 years, and
unless he's repeated his first year of experience 39 times I'll show
you a guy who says he learns something new every year. Show me a guy
who hovers over his Kansas keyboard, (staring at the empty spot in his
driveway where his unused Bayliner once sat under a blue tarp), feigns
some superior knowledge of boating, and fires off insults to active
boaters on all the coastlines of the continent- and I'll show you a
Psuedo Skipper Royale.

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Skipper wrote:
wrote:

As I hoped it would. The real Chuckie has little patience for posers,
frauds, and pretentious wanna-bees. How dare you belittle Don White's
boating resume with some smart-ass remark that he's "learning to boat"?
How dare you wonder whether he might be qualified to "fetch" your line?
(Ra-ther, old chap,....perhaps he can fetch your grey poupon)

If you weren't such a blithering liar and pompous ass you'd understand
what most actual boaters learned long ago- we're all "learning to
boat", all the time. Show me a guy who has been boating 40 years, and
unless he's repeated his first year of experience 39 times I'll show
you a guy who says he learns something new every year. Show me a guy
who hovers over his Kansas keyboard, (staring at the empty spot in his
driveway where his unused Bayliner once sat under a blue tarp), feigns
some superior knowledge of boating, and fires off insults to active
boaters on all the coastlines of the continent- and I'll show you a
Psuedo Skipper Royale.

You are a class act, Chuckie. Your post goes a long way toward
illuminating
the REAL Chuckie. Good job!

--
Skipper

Your dual posting of the same message, after a four minute interval,
illuminates a few things as well. Too bad about your condition.