"Nomen Nescio" wrote in message
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Here is a little test that will help you decide.

Question: How do you tell the difference between Democrats,
Republicans And Southern Republicans?


The answer can be found by posing the following question:
You're walking down a deserted street with your wife and two small
children.
Suddenly, an Islamic Terrorist with a huge knife comes around the corner,
locks eyes with you, screams obscenities, praises Allah, raises the knife,
and charges at you. You are carrying a Glock cal .40, and you are an
expert
shot. You have mere seconds before he reaches you and your family. What
do
you do?


Democrat's Answer:

Well, that's not enough information to answer the question! Does the man
look poor? Or oppressed? Have I ever done anything to him that would
inspire him to attack? Could we run away? What does my wife think? What
about the kids? Could I possibly swing the gun like a club and knock the
knife out of his hand? What does the law say about this situation? Does
the Glock have appropriate safety built into it? Why am I carrying a
loaded
gun anyway, and what kind of message does this send to society and to my
children? Is it possible he'd be happy with just killing me? Does he
definitely want to kill me, or would he be content just to wound me? If I
were to grab his knees and hold on, could my family get away while he was
stabbing me? Should I call 9-1-1? Why is this street so deserted? We
need
to raise taxes, have a paint and weed day and make this happier, healthier
street that would discourage such behavior. This is all so confusing! I
need
to debate this with some friends for few days and try to come to a
consensus.



Republican's Answer:

BANG! BANG!



Southern Republican's Answer:

BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
click.....(sounds of reloading)

BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!

click

Daughter: "Nice grouping, Daddy! Were those the Winchester Silver Tips or
Hollow Points?"


No, I'd try to seriously wound and disable then see to the safety of my
family. After they are out of the area and safe I'd torture the terrorist
to find the address of his safe house and report to the authorities
anonymously that location. Then I'd finish off the terrorist.