Only simple-minded Republicans believe:

* PNAC did not plan the wars in Afghanistan and Iraq long before 9/11
* The US was attacked on 9/11 by people connected to Saddam Hussein
* The Taliban and Al Qaeda have been defeated in Afghanistan
* Afghanistan is now an example of democracy and freedom
* Saddam Hussein was a threat to the freedom of all Americans
* Saddam’s WMD’s are somewhere and they’ll be found
* The US did not arm Saddam in his war with Iran
* The US did not supply Saddam with chemical and biological WMD’s
* Saddam Hussein was poised to attack the US and his neighbors
* There was no time to allow UN inspectors to complete their work
* All nations, especially France, that opposed a preventive attack
on Iraq hate the US
* The coalition that invaded Iraq was composed of major countries,
each contributing arms, troops, and money to the war
* It is legal under International law to invade a sovereign nation
that poses no threat
* The Iraqi people are grateful the US for invading and occupying
their country
* The bombing of Iraq cities caused very few civilian casualties, if any
* The people of Baghdad spontaneously overturned the statue of
Saddam in an expression of joy over being liberated
* Jessica Lynch was mistreated and possibly raped by her captors,
and saved in a dramatic and dangerous Special Ops rescue mission
* The insurgency in Iraq is the work of foreign terrorists who don’t
want Iraqis to be free
* Most of Iraq is back to normal, with people’s lives far better
than before the war
* Ahmed Chalabi deserved the millions of dollars he got from the US
* Halliburton got no-bid contracts in Iraq because they were the
best firm for the job
* Dick Cheney no longer has any connection to Halliburton
* The CIA has no connection to the new head of the temporary Iraqi
government
* Our troops are dying in Iraq in order to save our freedom
* The American people are safer now that we’ve removed Saddam
* The world is safer now that we’ve removed Saddam
* The US doesn’t need to work closely with other nations
* President Bush wanted to have a Department of Homeland Security
* President Bush wanted an investigation into the causes of 9/11
* President Bush wanted an inquiry into the WMD intelligence failure
* President Bush didn’t delay 12 weeks before allowing an
investigation into the leak of Valerie Plame’s secret CIA role
* President Bush didn’t withhold unclassified information from the
public reports of the 9/ll commission
* The abuses in Iraqi and Afghan prisons were the acts of a few
rogue soldiers
* Al Qaeda will be strengthened if there is a change of leadership
in the US

Get a life Krause. Then seek medical help for your mental condition. You
are one sick cookie.


"Harry Krause" wrote in message
...
Only simple-minded Republicans believe:

* PNAC did not plan the wars in Afghanistan and Iraq long before 9/11
* The US was attacked on 9/11 by people connected to Saddam Hussein
* The Taliban and Al Qaeda have been defeated in Afghanistan
* Afghanistan is now an example of democracy and freedom
* Saddam Hussein was a threat to the freedom of all Americans
* Saddam’s WMD’s are somewhere and they’ll be found
* The US did not arm Saddam in his war with Iran
* The US did not supply Saddam with chemical and biological WMD’s
* Saddam Hussein was poised to attack the US and his neighbors
* There was no time to allow UN inspectors to complete their work
* All nations, especially France, that opposed a preventive attack
on Iraq hate the US
* The coalition that invaded Iraq was composed of major countries,
each contributing arms, troops, and money to the war
* It is legal under International law to invade a sovereign nation
that poses no threat
* The Iraqi people are grateful the US for invading and occupying
their country
* The bombing of Iraq cities caused very few civilian casualties, if
any
* The people of Baghdad spontaneously overturned the statue of
Saddam in an expression of joy over being liberated
* Jessica Lynch was mistreated and possibly raped by her captors,
and saved in a dramatic and dangerous Special Ops rescue mission
* The insurgency in Iraq is the work of foreign terrorists who don’t
want Iraqis to be free
* Most of Iraq is back to normal, with people’s lives far better
than before the war
* Ahmed Chalabi deserved the millions of dollars he got from the US
* Halliburton got no-bid contracts in Iraq because they were the
best firm for the job
* Dick Cheney no longer has any connection to Halliburton
* The CIA has no connection to the new head of the temporary Iraqi
government
* Our troops are dying in Iraq in order to save our freedom
* The American people are safer now that we’ve removed Saddam
* The world is safer now that we’ve removed Saddam
* The US doesn’t need to work closely with other nations
* President Bush wanted to have a Department of Homeland Security
* President Bush wanted an investigation into the causes of 9/11
* President Bush wanted an inquiry into the WMD intelligence failure
* President Bush didn’t delay 12 weeks before allowing an
investigation into the leak of Valerie Plame’s secret CIA role
* President Bush didn’t withhold unclassified information from the
public reports of the 9/ll commission
* The abuses in Iraqi and Afghan prisons were the acts of a few
rogue soldiers
* Al Qaeda will be strengthened if there is a change of leadership
in the US

jim-- wrote:

Get a life Krause. Then seek medical help for your mental condition. You
are one sick cookie.


"Harry Krause" wrote in message
...
Only simple-minded Republicans believe:

* PNAC did not plan the wars in Afghanistan and Iraq long before 9/11
* The US was attacked on 9/11 by people connected to Saddam Hussein
* The Taliban and Al Qaeda have been defeated in Afghanistan
* Afghanistan is now an example of democracy and freedom
* Saddam Hussein was a threat to the freedom of all Americans
* Saddam’s WMD’s are somewhere and they’ll be found
* The US did not arm Saddam in his war with Iran
* The US did not supply Saddam with chemical and biological WMD’s
* Saddam Hussein was poised to attack the US and his neighbors
* There was no time to allow UN inspectors to complete their work
* All nations, especially France, that opposed a preventive attack
on Iraq hate the US
* The coalition that invaded Iraq was composed of major countries,
each contributing arms, troops, and money to the war
* It is legal under International law to invade a sovereign nation
that poses no threat
* The Iraqi people are grateful the US for invading and occupying
their country
* The bombing of Iraq cities caused very few civilian casualties, if
any
* The people of Baghdad spontaneously overturned the statue of
Saddam in an expression of joy over being liberated
* Jessica Lynch was mistreated and possibly raped by her captors,
and saved in a dramatic and dangerous Special Ops rescue mission
* The insurgency in Iraq is the work of foreign terrorists who don’t
want Iraqis to be free
* Most of Iraq is back to normal, with people’s lives far better
than before the war
* Ahmed Chalabi deserved the millions of dollars he got from the US
* Halliburton got no-bid contracts in Iraq because they were the
best firm for the job
* Dick Cheney no longer has any connection to Halliburton
* The CIA has no connection to the new head of the temporary Iraqi
government
* Our troops are dying in Iraq in order to save our freedom
* The American people are safer now that we’ve removed Saddam
* The world is safer now that we’ve removed Saddam
* The US doesn’t need to work closely with other nations
* President Bush wanted to have a Department of Homeland Security
* President Bush wanted an investigation into the causes of 9/11
* President Bush wanted an inquiry into the WMD intelligence failure
* President Bush didn’t delay 12 weeks before allowing an
investigation into the leak of Valerie Plame’s secret CIA role
* President Bush didn’t withhold unclassified information from the
public reports of the 9/ll commission
* The abuses in Iraqi and Afghan prisons were the acts of a few
rogue soldiers
* Al Qaeda will be strengthened if there is a change of leadership
in the US



What "Dennis" believes:


Saddam was a good guy when Reagan armed him, a bad guy when Bush's
daddy made war on him, a good guy when Cheney did business with him
and a bad guy when Bush needed a "we can't find Bin Laden"
diversion.

Trade with Cuba is wrong because the country is communist, but
trade with China and Vietnam is vital to a spirit of international
harmony.

The United States should get out of the United Nations, and our
highest national priority is enforcing U.N. resolutions against
Iraq.

A woman can't be trusted with decisions about her own body, but
multi-national corporations can make decisions affecting all mankind
without regulation.

Jesus loves you, and shares your hatred of homosexuals and Hillary
Clinton.

The best way to improve military morale is to praise the troops in
speeches while slashing veterans' benefits and combat pay.

If condoms are kept out of schools, adolescents won't have sex.

A good way to fight terrorism is to belittle our long-time allies,
then demand their cooperation and money.

Providing health care to all Iraqis is sound policy. Providing
health care to all Americans is socialism.

HMOs and insurance companies have the best interests of the public
at heart.

Global warming and tobacco's link to cancer are junk science, but
creationism should be taught in schools.

A president lying about an extramarital affair is a impeachable
offense. A president lying to enlist support for a war in which
thousands die is solid defense policy.

Government should limit itself to the powers named in the
Constitution, which include banning gay marriages and censoring the
Internet.

The public has a right to know about Hillary's cattle trades, but
George Bush's driving record is none of our business.

Being a drug addict is a moral failing and a crime, unless you're a
conservative radio host. Then it's an illness, and you need our
prayers for your recovery.

You support states' rights, which means Attorney General John
Ashcroft can tell states what local voter initiatives they have the
right to adopt.

What Bill Clinton did in the 1960s is of vital national
interest, but what Bush did in the '80s is irrelevant.



That's about it, right, Dennis?

OK Harry, so Bush is a weasel. I am neither a Republican or Democrat, but
like many, I'll vote for Kerry just to get rid of the dimwit. I basically
agree with everything you've said here. What I don't understand is what a
somple mind is, and how does that apply to boating?

What I don't understand is what a
somple mind is, and how does that apply to boating?


A "somple mind" is one that can't figure out that it should have read
"simple mind" without asking in a newsgroup forum. It applies to boating
because Harry thinks us boat'n types need lessons from him in who to vote
for. (We're Somple-Minded)

"Stanley Barthfarkle" wrote in message
. ..

A "somple mind" is one that can't figure out that it should have read
"simple mind" without asking in a newsgroup forum.

Oh gee, I get it. I guess a somple mind would also apply to someone who
doesn't recognize a toungue in cheek jab, and actually goes to the trouble
to explain it to a presumed inferior.

Harry is a simple mind. No one will talk to him in real life, he is
embarrassed about his wife's career choice and his choice in boats, so he is
forced into cut and pasting news articles in rec.boats.

Pretty sad isn't it.


"uncle k" wrote in message
k.net...
OK Harry, so Bush is a weasel. I am neither a Republican or Democrat, but
like many, I'll vote for Kerry just to get rid of the dimwit. I basically
agree with everything you've said here. What I don't understand is what a
somple mind is, and how does that apply to boating?

"John Smith" wrote in message news:fd0Lc.120100$MB3.77885@attbi_s04...
Harry is a simple mind. No one will talk to him in real life, he is
embarrassed about his wife's career choice and his choice in boats, so he is
forced into cut and pasting news articles in rec.boats.

Pretty sad isn't it.

Again, the debate goes well over your head, and doesn't agree with
your agenda, so you simply start badgering and belittling. Typical.

"jim--" wrote in message ...
Get a life Krause. Then seek medical help for your mental condition. You
are one sick cookie.

Why? Do you not agree with the below? Please comment on each item
then, instead of just carpet bombing it.


"Harry Krause" wrote in message
...
Only simple-minded Republicans believe:

* PNAC did not plan the wars in Afghanistan and Iraq long before 9/11
* The US was attacked on 9/11 by people connected to Saddam Hussein
* The Taliban and Al Qaeda have been defeated in Afghanistan
* Afghanistan is now an example of democracy and freedom
* Saddam Hussein was a threat to the freedom of all Americans
* Saddam?s WMD?s are somewhere and they?ll be found
* The US did not arm Saddam in his war with Iran
* The US did not supply Saddam with chemical and biological WMD?s
* Saddam Hussein was poised to attack the US and his neighbors
* There was no time to allow UN inspectors to complete their work
* All nations, especially France, that opposed a preventive attack
on Iraq hate the US
* The coalition that invaded Iraq was composed of major countries,
each contributing arms, troops, and money to the war
* It is legal under International law to invade a sovereign nation
that poses no threat
* The Iraqi people are grateful the US for invading and occupying
their country
* The bombing of Iraq cities caused very few civilian casualties, if
any
* The people of Baghdad spontaneously overturned the statue of
Saddam in an expression of joy over being liberated
* Jessica Lynch was mistreated and possibly raped by her captors,
and saved in a dramatic and dangerous Special Ops rescue mission
* The insurgency in Iraq is the work of foreign terrorists who don?t
want Iraqis to be free
* Most of Iraq is back to normal, with people?s lives far better
than before the war
* Ahmed Chalabi deserved the millions of dollars he got from the US
* Halliburton got no-bid contracts in Iraq because they were the
best firm for the job
* Dick Cheney no longer has any connection to Halliburton
* The CIA has no connection to the new head of the temporary Iraqi
government
* Our troops are dying in Iraq in order to save our freedom
* The American people are safer now that we?ve removed Saddam
* The world is safer now that we?ve removed Saddam
* The US doesn?t need to work closely with other nations
* President Bush wanted to have a Department of Homeland Security
* President Bush wanted an investigation into the causes of 9/11
* President Bush wanted an inquiry into the WMD intelligence failure
* President Bush didn?t delay 12 weeks before allowing an
investigation into the leak of Valerie Plame?s secret CIA role
* President Bush didn?t withhold unclassified information from the
public reports of the 9/ll commission
* The abuses in Iraqi and Afghan prisons were the acts of a few
rogue soldiers
* Al Qaeda will be strengthened if there is a change of leadership
in the US