"JGS" wrote in message
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On Sat, 17 Jul 2004 03:31:07 -0400, "NOYB" wrote:

9/11 Commission Finds Ties Between al-Qaeda and Iran


So how does this effect my engine speed?


Actually, there's a pretty strong correlation. An increase in engine speed,
or an increase in the number of Islamic fundamentalists will cause a rapid
rise in your fuel costs.