"MadDogDave" wrote in message

"Bwahahahahaha Lefties!

Coked up again, or just off your meds? Hard to tell.

I do respect your views but let me remind you that this is
a boat related newsgroup. Why don't you post your them in
the appropriate newgroup.
Rgds
AP

"MadDogDave" wrote in message
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"Bwahahahahaha Lefties! Ronald Reagan Will Still Be Dead in November!!"
I'll bet every person like me is practically dancing with glee that Our
Greatest President Ever Ronald Reagan is dead, and will still be dead in
November when election time rolls around.

Take that, all you lieberals, and firebrant moderates, and Democraps,
and blacko-Americans, and Gayo-Americans, and Hispanish Americans, and
minority-Americans, and peacemongers, and union goons, and public school
pimps, and old people, and differently unabled, and tree hugging
envirowhackos, and femiNazis, and Jews, and intellectuals, and poor
people, and unemployed people, and every other of those powerful special
interest groups that oppressed white men with their PC and their rights!
Ronald Reagan is dead dead dead!!

At last the white males who built this nation and died for its freedom
get to have a hero in Ronald W. Reagan, so shut up and move to Communist
Canada if you disagree. And I am sure if they were not dead they would
rise from their graves if they were not cremated or rotted away and
point out that it is no coincidence that Ronald "W" has the same middle
initial as Our Great President has a middle initial. Which is "W," the
greatest of all the 50 letters of the alphabet. Explain THAT, Mr.
Atheist! If this is not proof of God's plan for the greatest country in
the whole stinking world, I do not know what is.

So let us look back on the many accomplishments of Our Greatest
President Ever Ronald Reagan, who was not afraid to hide his arms
shipments to places like Iran and Iraq so that he could fund the Contras
secretly to stand up to the nuns and peasants terrorizing friendly
dictators throughout Central America. I was proud to stand with him as
we took on the vicious tyrants of mighty Grenada, and if it was not for
us, we might be cowering under their bootheels today if they had boots,
although most people go barefoot or wear sandals down there.

And yes, we were in eminent danger from Grenada, although you cannot
prove Reagan ever said that, just like you cannot prove George W. said
why we went into Iraq. It was not just so that nobody would notice that
Reagan did nothing about the 240 Marines killed in Lebanon but continue
to sell arms to the people who had killed them. And nobody did notice at
the time, but that was just a coincidence.

And yes, he did put a wreath on SS graves at Bitburg in Germany after he
said he wasn't going to. And yes he did fall asleep while talking to the
Pope. And yes, more than 135 of his officials were convicted or forced
to resign to avoid a trial.

But who can forget all the things the Great Communicationer said? "I
don't recall." ... "Catsup is a vegetable." ... "I don't recall." ...
"Trees cause pollution." ... "I don't recall." ... "Facts are stupid
things." ... "I don't recall." ... "Is it news that some fellow out in
South Succotash someplace has just been laid off, that he should be
interviewed nationwide?" ... "I don't recall."... "Maybe it's because
we're doing so much and appointing so many that we're no longer seeking
a token or something." ... "I don't recall." ... "The Contras are the
moral equivalent of our Founding Fathers." ... "I don't recall." ... "I
did approve the arms deal. I just can't say specifically when." ... "I
don't recall." ... "You know, if I listened to him long enough, I would
be convinced that we're in an economic downturn, and that people are
homeless, and people are going without food and medical attention, and
that we've got to do something about the unemployed." ... "I don't
recall."

I could not of said those things better myself, although in my own
humble way I try. In fact, Secret Serivce Agent Brown often says I am
one of the most trying people he has ever met.

I am sure this great death and great funeral will mark a great turning
point in America, and that George W.'s sunny disposition, dignity and
grace will win Americans to his side. Not that they are not on his side
now, but still.

I think most REAL Americans are not paying attention to those memos Our
Great Attroney General John "The Eagle is Sore" Ashcroft is refusing to
show to Congress. And that is not because the memos would show that the
torture was something Our Great President okayed, so get that straight!
And anyway, if Congress could see them, the memos would show that it was
okay for Our Great President to torture anyone he wanted to at the
slightest wim, so there.

And if you support the troops like I do, you will not pay attention to
that Army guy from Kentucky who got beaten by our own troops until he
got brain-damaged. And you will not make a fuss about the former police
officer who dared to ask people at home for a bullet-proof vest getting
what is coming to him. The best way to support the troops is to ignore
what happens to them or what they say.

And yes, the announcement about there being less terrorism now than
before did turn out to be wrong, and there is more terrorism and not
less. It was just wrong and not another lie by Our Great President, so
stop saying that! It is even more important than ever that we do not
laugh out loud when we see Homely Secretary of Security Tom Ridge or his
assistants introduce new weapons like the Wheel of Terror, or that we do
not ask how many billions of dollars were spent and where the money went.

Instead, let us focus on good news, like Denver almost becoming
Baghdad's sister city even though they did not want to, or the good job
Our Great President is doing bringing peace and stability to Iraq, or
the way our allies in NATO almost joined in what is not a quagmyer in
any way.

And best of all, Ronald Reagan is dead, and will still be dead when the
election comes in November, despite anything Lie-berals and Socialist
DemocRats and Moderate Extremists do or say. Let us never forget that,
or else dig him up and hold another great funeral so we can remember.
And maybe the next time Ollie North will not have to hide. Amen!

On Tue, 22 Jun 2004 08:43:37 -0400 (EDT), "MadDogDave"
wrote:

"Bwahahahahaha Lefties! Ronald Reagan Will Still Be Dead in November!!"

Excellent read, Dog. Always enjoy your infrequent posts.

bb

"bb" wrote in message
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On Tue, 22 Jun 2004 08:43:37 -0400 (EDT), "MadDogDave"
wrote:

"Bwahahahahaha Lefties! Ronald Reagan Will Still Be Dead in November!!"

Excellent read, Dog. Always enjoy your infrequent posts.

And I always enjoy that your posts are infrequent.

On Tue, 22 Jun 2004 15:43:42 GMT, "NOYB" wrote:


Excellent read, Dog. Always enjoy your infrequent posts.

And I always enjoy that your posts are infrequent.

Good morning Nobby. Always nice to get your upbeat assessment of
matters at hand.

bb

"bb" wrote in message
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On Tue, 22 Jun 2004 15:43:42 GMT, "NOYB" wrote:


Excellent read, Dog. Always enjoy your infrequent posts.

And I always enjoy that your posts are infrequent.

Good morning Nobby. Always nice to get your upbeat assessment of
matters at hand.


Reagan's not dead. He's just sleeping.