A guy enters a yacht club bar carrying an alligator. Says to the patrons,
"Here's a deal. I'll open this alligator's mouth and place my genitals
inside. The gator will close his mouth for one minute, then open it, and
I'll remove my unit unscathed. If it works, everyone buys me drinks." The
crowd agrees. The guy drops his pants and puts his privates in the gator's
mouth. Gator closes mouth. After a minute, the guy grabs a beer bottle and
bangs the gator on the top of its head. The gator opens wide, and he removes
his genitals unscathed. Everyone buys him drinks. Then he says: "I'll pay
anyone $100 who's willing to give it a try." After a while, Harry Krause
raises his hand. "I'll give it a try," he says, "but you have to promise
not to hit me on the head with the beer bottle."

On Sat, 27 Aug 2005 12:25:58 -0400, "Starbucks"
wrote:



A guy enters a yacht club bar carrying an alligator. Says to the patrons,
"Here's a deal. I'll open this alligator's mouth and place my genitals
inside. The gator will close his mouth for one minute, then open it, and
I'll remove my unit unscathed. If it works, everyone buys me drinks." The
crowd agrees. The guy drops his pants and puts his privates in the gator's
mouth. Gator closes mouth. After a minute, the guy grabs a beer bottle and
bangs the gator on the top of its head. The gator opens wide, and he removes
his genitals unscathed. Everyone buys him drinks. Then he says: "I'll pay
anyone $100 who's willing to give it a try." After a while, Harry Krause
raises his hand. "I'll give it a try," he says, "but you have to promise
not to hit me on the head with the beer bottle."


Funny!

At least he didn't ask that you also take pictures and post them on rec.boats!
--
John H

"All decisions are the result of binary thinking."

All I have to say is "Narcissistic Personality Disorder".

I thought about posting a picture of my lake house, with my 1800 yard
driveway except it is not paved and I would have I felt inferior to Harry
and his freshly paved driveway, even if it is only 75' long.

On the plus side the road in front of my lake house is paved and it is
bigger and longer than Harry's. ; )

I wonder what happened to Harry that he is desperately seeking emotional
support in rec.boats. Harry would probably do better if he visited some 12
step program and/or Support Usenet Newsgroups. They might actually be able
to help him to get over his feelings of insecurity.



"PocoLoco" wrote in message
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On Sat, 27 Aug 2005 12:25:58 -0400, "Starbucks"

wrote:



A guy enters a yacht club bar carrying an alligator. Says to the patrons,
"Here's a deal. I'll open this alligator's mouth and place my genitals
inside. The gator will close his mouth for one minute, then open it, and
I'll remove my unit unscathed. If it works, everyone buys me drinks." The
crowd agrees. The guy drops his pants and puts his privates in the gator's
mouth. Gator closes mouth. After a minute, the guy grabs a beer bottle and
bangs the gator on the top of its head. The gator opens wide, and he
removes
his genitals unscathed. Everyone buys him drinks. Then he says: "I'll pay
anyone $100 who's willing to give it a try." After a while, Harry Krause
raises his hand. "I'll give it a try," he says, "but you have to
promise
not to hit me on the head with the beer bottle."


Funny!

At least he didn't ask that you also take pictures and post them on
rec.boats!
--
John H

"All decisions are the result of binary thinking."