My GF is doing a Windjammer cruise with one of her lady friends. They
arrived at the boat yesterday, late afternoon, to load luggage, get settled.
Went into town for dinner and apparently a few cocktails. She called later,
with her friend at her side, both laughing. She finally calmed down enough
to describe the boat. She said they commented to the captain that it was hot
in their cabin. They'd both brought sleeping bags because they might go
camping afterwards. So, in her words, "He said it was OK to sleep on the
foreaft deck". More laughter.

Everyone write that one down. Foreaft deck. Stay tuned. I'm sure there'll be
more. :-) They went booze shopping in town.