A Sad State of Affairs
 

"Kanter Banter" wrote:
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In article , John McGaw
wrote:

Sometimes events can make even a peaceful gardener feel like becoming
a vigilante: http://makeashorterlink.com/?R2926209B

That story is badly reported so don't go playing Batman yet. The
vandalism
as described would not have killed the irises as these hysterics claim
in the article you cite. Sounds like some ****ed off gardeners are
lying & exaggerating for effect. Wrecking the signs & the leaves would
not kill even one plant.

Whether the plants are dead or not is besides the point, paghat. This
evil deed is proof that we need to bring back the pillory as a form of
punishment.

Tell everyone the most effective way you've found to kill the
neighborhood dogs and cats, Doug.

Do you still shoot them, or have you found a more painful way to
exterminate them yet?


Psychology students learn the word for this mental
illness. It's called
coprophilia - when someone gets sexual pleasure
from playing with ****.
Common with dog owners. They walk their skank pets
around neighborhoods all
around the world, wait for them to take a crap,
and then pick it up. They
carry little bags and scoop up the crap so anyone
looking out the window
will think they're going to put it in the trash
when they get home. In
reality, they take it home and play with it.
They'd use their own ****, but
it's not quite as pungent as that which comes from
dogs, because of their
diet.



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G Henslee wrote:
Kanter Banter wrote:
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Kanter Banter wrote:

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This evil deed is proof that we need to bring back the pillory as a
form of punishment.


Tell everyone the most effective way you've found to kill the
neighborhood dogs and cats, Doug.

Do you still shoot them, or have you found a more painful way to
exterminate them yet?

Yes he has. He puts them in cages and talks to them all day. They
usually roll over on their backs and beg to be killed after an hour or
so.


Oh I see, more of a mercy killing at that point.



Perhaps, but it's reported that when the final act takes place Kanter
will howl in glee and then dance a jig around the carcass afterwards.

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In my neighborhood, I'd be only too happy if dog owners would pick up
their dogs' crap. I don't give a rat's ass if they secretly play with
it, eat it, or dry it and put glitter on it to make holiday ornaments.

Watching every step I take
G.
:)

Gary wrote:
In my neighborhood, I'd be only too happy if dog owners would pick up
their dogs' crap. I don't give a rat's ass if they secretly play with
it, eat it, or dry it and put glitter on it to make holiday ornaments.

Watching every step I take
G.
:)

It's the law here and most people are pretty good at picking up.

"Don White" wrote in message
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Gary wrote:
In my neighborhood, I'd be only too happy if dog owners would pick up
their dogs' crap. I don't give a rat's ass if they secretly play with
it, eat it, or dry it and put glitter on it to make holiday ornaments.

Watching every step I take G.
:)

It's the law here and most people are pretty good at picking up.

It's the law here, too, Don. But still....I see these poor shmucks out in
all kinds of weather, bent into the wind, rain and snow, trying to pick up
dog **** with a napkin, and I wonder what holes in their lives are filled by
these hideous pets. Imagine what a country this would be if our govmint took
a tenth of the cash we're wasting in Iraq, and provided mental health
services for dog owners.

In the movie "Monty Python and the Holy Grail", do you recall the scene with
the peasants kneeling in a field, pointlessly slogging gobs of mud from one
place to another? :-) Future dog owners.

Don White wrote:
Gary wrote:

In my neighborhood, I'd be only too happy if dog owners would pick up
their dogs' crap. I don't give a rat's ass if they secretly play with
it, eat it, or dry it and put glitter on it to make holiday ornaments.

Watching every step I take G.
:)

It's the law here and most people are pretty good at picking up.


UPS it to "Kervorkian" here. Apparently Jack Smith ran out.

Doug Kanter wrote:

It's the law here, too, Don. But still....I see these poor shmucks out in
all kinds of weather, bent into the wind, rain and snow, trying to pick up
dog **** with a napkin, and I wonder what holes in their lives are filled by
these hideous pets. Imagine what a country this would be if our govmint took
a tenth of the cash we're wasting in Iraq, and provided mental health
services for dog owners.

In the movie "Monty Python and the Holy Grail", do you recall the scene with
the peasants kneeling in a field, pointlessly slogging gobs of mud from one
place to another? :-) Future dog owners.



If those owners clued in, they would buy a good 'pooper scooper'.
I bought a cheaper version, but it lasted out two dogs. No way I was
taking a chance soiling my hands with doggie doo.
note: I could use the grocery store plastic bags with mine...rather
than the expensive original equipment variety.

"Don White" wrote in message
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Doug Kanter wrote:

It's the law here, too, Don. But still....I see these poor shmucks out in
all kinds of weather, bent into the wind, rain and snow, trying to pick
up dog **** with a napkin, and I wonder what holes in their lives are
filled by these hideous pets. Imagine what a country this would be if our
govmint took a tenth of the cash we're wasting in Iraq, and provided
mental health services for dog owners.

In the movie "Monty Python and the Holy Grail", do you recall the scene
with the peasants kneeling in a field, pointlessly slogging gobs of mud
from one place to another? :-) Future dog owners.

If those owners clued in, they would buy a good 'pooper scooper'.
I bought a cheaper version, but it lasted out two dogs. No way I was
taking a chance soiling my hands with doggie doo.
note: I could use the grocery store plastic bags with mine...rather than
the expensive original equipment variety.

Regardless of the tools, I think it's weird. Most normal people are happy
when they can finally stop changing a kid's diapers. Then, they go out and
get a dog.

Don White wrote:
Doug Kanter wrote:

It's the law here, too, Don. But still....I see these poor shmucks out
in all kinds of weather, bent into the wind, rain and snow, trying to
pick up dog **** with a napkin, and I wonder what holes in their lives
are filled by these hideous pets. Imagine what a country this would be
if our govmint took a tenth of the cash we're wasting in Iraq, and
provided mental health services for dog owners.

In the movie "Monty Python and the Holy Grail", do you recall the scene
with the peasants kneeling in a field, pointlessly slogging gobs of mud
from one place to another? :-) Future dog owners.



If those owners clued in, they would buy a good 'pooper scooper'.
I bought a cheaper version, but it lasted out two dogs. No way I was
taking a chance soiling my hands with doggie doo.
note: I could use the grocery store plastic bags with mine...rather
than the expensive original equipment variety.


If you had even a little common sense, you'd
realize where your type of
behavior leads. At the very least, you wind up in
a living hell, with
angry neighbors keying each others cars, smashing
windows, and taking
each other to court. And sometimes you find that
the neighbor who's
dog you poisoned is a whacko too and he responds
with physical violence
and someone winds up dead.




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Don White wrote:
Doug Kanter wrote:

It's the law here, too, Don. But still....I see these poor shmucks out
in all kinds of weather, bent into the wind, rain and snow, trying to
pick up dog **** with a napkin, and I wonder what holes in their lives
are filled by these hideous pets. Imagine what a country this would be
if our govmint took a tenth of the cash we're wasting in Iraq, and
provided mental health services for dog owners.

In the movie "Monty Python and the Holy Grail", do you recall the scene
with the peasants kneeling in a field, pointlessly slogging gobs of mud
from one place to another? :-) Future dog owners.



If those owners clued in, they would buy a good 'pooper scooper'.
I bought a cheaper version, but it lasted out two dogs. No way I was
taking a chance soiling my hands with doggie doo.
note: I could use the grocery store plastic bags with mine...rather
than the expensive original equipment variety.


I have a hate-hate relationship with dogs. Too
many years of
trying to vaporize the ones that thought my garden
was an outhouse. I can't
understand why anyone would put up with their
smell, their hair, their
noise, and having to walk the silly animals when
it's 6 degrees outside
(assuming they walk them, as opposed to letting
them roam free).





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Doug Kanter wrote:


I have a hate-hate relationship with dogs. Too
many years of
trying to vaporize the ones that thought my garden
was an outhouse. I can't
understand why anyone would put up with their
smell, their hair, their
noise, and having to walk the silly animals when
it's 6 degrees outside
(assuming they walk them, as opposed to letting
them roam free).


We always found it very enjoyable walking our dog. In the bad weather
they get you up off the comfy sofa at least twice a day and help you get
much needed exercise.

"Don White" wrote in message
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Doug Kanter wrote:


I have a hate-hate relationship with dogs. Too
many years of trying to vaporize the ones that thought my garden
was an outhouse. I can't understand why anyone would put up with their
smell, their hair, their noise, and having to walk the silly animals when
it's 6 degrees outside (assuming they walk them, as opposed to letting
them roam free).
We always found it very enjoyable walking our dog. In the bad weather
they get you up off the comfy sofa at least twice a day and help you get
much needed exercise.

Don, you're responding to my shadow, the guy who wishes he was me. :-) But
still....if it requires a dog to tow you off the couch, you need more than a
dog. :-)

Doug Kanter wrote:
"Don White" wrote in message
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Doug Kanter wrote:

I have a hate-hate relationship with dogs. Too
many years of trying to vaporize the ones that thought my garden
was an outhouse. I can't understand why anyone would put up with their
smell, their hair, their noise, and having to walk the silly animals when
it's 6 degrees outside (assuming they walk them, as opposed to letting
them roam free).
We always found it very enjoyable walking our dog. In the bad weather
they get you up off the comfy sofa at least twice a day and help you get
much needed exercise.

Don, you're responding to my shadow, the guy who wishes he was me. :-) But
still....if it requires a dog to tow you off the couch, you need more than a
dog. :-)




Last night, I put some leftovers out for the neighborhood critters. Yjr
possum showed up first, snatched a piece of salmon, and ran into the
woods. The raccoons took off with some leftover Italian bread, and our
beautiful fox made two trips, for two large meatballs.

No poops on the lawn, plenty of entertainment, no fights.

Indoors, we have cats. The only time they leave the house is for the
annual vet visit. They like to watch the outdoor critters from their
window perches.

Doug Kanter wrote:
"Don White" wrote in message
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Doug Kanter wrote:


I have a hate-hate relationship with dogs. Too
many years of trying to vaporize the ones that thought my garden
was an outhouse. I can't understand why anyone would put up with their
smell, their hair, their noise, and having to walk the silly animals when
it's 6 degrees outside (assuming they walk them, as opposed to letting
them roam free).

We always found it very enjoyable walking our dog. In the bad weather
they get you up off the comfy sofa at least twice a day and help you get
much needed exercise.


Don, you're responding to my shadow, the guy who wishes he was me. :-) But
still....if it requires a dog to tow you off the couch, you need more than a
dog. :-)


Have I been Smithered again?..... %$^%&$^
Must be the heat...I'm losing concentration.

"Don White" wrote in message
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Doug Kanter wrote:
"Don White" wrote in message
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Doug Kanter wrote:


I have a hate-hate relationship with dogs. Too
many years of trying to vaporize the ones that thought my garden
was an outhouse. I can't understand why anyone would put up with their
smell, their hair, their noise, and having to walk the silly animals
when
it's 6 degrees outside (assuming they walk them, as opposed to letting
them roam free).

We always found it very enjoyable walking our dog. In the bad weather
they get you up off the comfy sofa at least twice a day and help you get
much needed exercise.


Don, you're responding to my shadow, the guy who wishes he was me. :-)
But still....if it requires a dog to tow you off the couch, you need more
than a dog. :-)
Have I been Smithered again?..... %$^%&$^
Must be the heat...I'm losing concentration.

Of course you have. Look at the formatting, and then the headers, etc etc.
It's the guy who can't get him mommy to spread her legs for him often
enough, so in his free time, he does what you've seen here.

"Harry Krause" wrote in message
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Don White wrote:
Gary wrote:

In my neighborhood, I'd be only too happy if dog owners would pick up
their dogs' crap. I don't give a rat's ass if they secretly play with
it, eat it, or dry it and put glitter on it to make holiday ornaments.

Watching every step I take G.
:)

It's the law here and most people are pretty good at picking up.


UPS it to "Kervorkian" here. Apparently Jack Smith ran out.

Another log-in from our village idiot...

This makes about 17...

*ploink*

--
-Netsock

"It's just about going fast...that's all..."
http://home.columbus.rr.com/ckg/

Netsock wrote:
"Harry Krause" wrote in message
k.net...
Don White wrote:
Gary wrote:

In my neighborhood, I'd be only too happy if dog owners would pick up
their dogs' crap. I don't give a rat's ass if they secretly play with
it, eat it, or dry it and put glitter on it to make holiday ornaments.

Watching every step I take G.
:)

It's the law here and most people are pretty good at picking up.

UPS it to "Kervorkian" here. Apparently Jack Smith ran out.

Another log-in from our village idiot...

This makes about 17...

*ploink*



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