Top Ten Reasons Bush lost 380 tons of explosives in Iraq?

1. Someone labeled them "Enron Employee Retirement Funds."

2. Someone labeled them "Flu Vaccine for America."

3. Someone labeled them "Bush's plans to save Social Security."

4. Bush told Donald Rumsfeld they were "Iraq antiquities" and to guard
them.

5. Someone stamped them "George W. Bush Air National Guard Service
Records."

6. Someone told Cheney they were "Lesbian Explosives."

7. Someone labeled them "New Jobs for America," then outsourced them to
India.

8. Someone painted them blue and told Gallup to poll them.

9. Someone painted them Black and told Jeb Bush to register them to
vote.

10: Someone painted them red and green and hid them in a cherry tree.

Q: What's the difference between Iraq and Vietnam?

A: Bush had a plan to get out of Viet Nam...
A popular bar had a new robotic bartender installed

A fellow came in for a drink and the robot asked him,
"What's your IQ?"

The man replied, "150."

So the robot proceeded to make conversation about Quantum
physics, string theory, atomic chemistry, and so on.

The man listened intently and thought, "This is really
cool." So the man decided to test the robot. He walked out the bar,
turned
around, and came back in for another drink.

Again, the robot asked him, "What's your IQ?"

The man responded, "100." So the robot started talking about
football, baseball, sensual topics and so on.

The man thought to himself, "Wow, this is really cool." So
the man went out and came back in a third time.

As before, the robot asked him, "What's your IQ?"

The man replied, "50."

The robot then said, "So, you gonna vote for Bush again?"