Jack Smith wrote:
Kevin,
I am offended by your statement and you have offended my mother by saying
she gave birth to a worthless piece of ****.

PS - How is the FAS coming along?

I'm not Kevin.

Correction: I misquoted Mel Brooks.

"Asked to define comedy and tragedy, Mel Brooks famously observed that
tragedy is my hangnail, comedy is you falling into an open manhole on your
head."


"Jack Smith" JohnSmithers@hotmailcom wrote in message news:...
JimH,

Most humor uses serious subjects to make a joke.

Someone once described the difference between a tragedy and a comedy as "A
tragedy is when I have a hangnail. A comedy is when you fall through a
hole and break a leg."

I am positive that Michael Jackson did not find the pedophile jokes funny.
I am also sure their were pedophiles who were insulted by the humor.

As I said, I am sorry you did not find it funny. I did.




"*JimH*" wrote in message
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Correct.


"Jack Smith" JohnSmithers@hotmailcom wrote in message
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Well, sorry you didn't like it.

Is it not funny because it used a serious subject to make a joke?



"*JimH*" wrote in message
...

"Jack Smith" JohnSmithers@hotmailcom wrote in message
...
My guess is the was a liberal.

http://www.comcast.net/news/national...03/194076.html


Not funny.

Correction: I misquoted Mel Brooks.

"Asked to define comedy and tragedy, Mel Brooks famously observed that
tragedy is my hangnail, comedy is you falling into an open manhole on your
head."


"Jack Smith" JohnSmithers@hotmailcom wrote in message news:...
JimH,

Most humor uses serious subjects to make a joke.

Someone once described the difference between a tragedy and a comedy as "A
tragedy is when I have a hangnail. A comedy is when you fall through a
hole and break a leg."

I am positive that Michael Jackson did not find the pedophile jokes funny.
I am also sure their were pedophiles who were insulted by the humor.

As I said, I am sorry you did not find it funny. I did.




"*JimH*" wrote in message
...
Correct.


"Jack Smith" JohnSmithers@hotmailcom wrote in message
...
Well, sorry you didn't like it.

Is it not funny because it used a serious subject to make a joke?



"*JimH*" wrote in message
...

"Jack Smith" JohnSmithers@hotmailcom wrote in message
...
My guess is the was a liberal.

http://www.comcast.net/news/national...03/194076.html


Not funny.

Jack Smith wrote:
Correction: I misquoted Mel Brooks.

"Asked to define comedy and tragedy, Mel Brooks famously observed that
tragedy is my hangnail, comedy is you falling into an open manhole on your
head."


"Jack Smith" JohnSmithers@hotmailcom wrote in message news:...
JimH,

Most humor uses serious subjects to make a joke.

Someone once described the difference between a tragedy and a comedy as "A
tragedy is when I have a hangnail. A comedy is when you fall through a
hole and break a leg."

I am positive that Michael Jackson did not find the pedophile jokes funny.
I am also sure their were pedophiles who were insulted by the humor.

As I said, I am sorry you did not find it funny. I did.




"*JimH*" wrote in message
...
Correct.


"Jack Smith" JohnSmithers@hotmailcom wrote in message
...
Well, sorry you didn't like it.

Is it not funny because it used a serious subject to make a joke?



"*JimH*" wrote in message
...

"Jack Smith" JohnSmithers@hotmailcom wrote in message
...
My guess is the was a liberal.

http://www.comcast.net/news/national...03/194076.html


Not funny.









I found your comment illiterate and not funny.

quote: My guess is the was a liberal.

The above does not appear to be a complete sentance in english.


If you find dead women a topic of humour then maybe you had a lot of
laughs on your honeymoon. (now that's humor)

Mark,
Sorry you did not enjoy the joke. For what it is worth, the joke had
nothing to do with a dead woman or her baby, it had everything to do with
brain-dead liberals.


wrote in message
oups.com...

Jack Smith wrote:
Correction: I misquoted Mel Brooks.

"Asked to define comedy and tragedy, Mel Brooks famously observed that
tragedy is my hangnail, comedy is you falling into an open manhole on
your
head."


"Jack Smith" JohnSmithers@hotmailcom wrote in message news:...
JimH,

Most humor uses serious subjects to make a joke.

Someone once described the difference between a tragedy and a comedy as
"A
tragedy is when I have a hangnail. A comedy is when you fall through a
hole and break a leg."

I am positive that Michael Jackson did not find the pedophile jokes
funny.
I am also sure their were pedophiles who were insulted by the humor.

As I said, I am sorry you did not find it funny. I did.




"*JimH*" wrote in message
...
Correct.


"Jack Smith" JohnSmithers@hotmailcom wrote in message
...
Well, sorry you didn't like it.

Is it not funny because it used a serious subject to make a joke?



"*JimH*" wrote in message
...

"Jack Smith" JohnSmithers@hotmailcom wrote in message
...
My guess is the was a liberal.

http://www.comcast.net/news/national...03/194076.html


Not funny.









I found your comment illiterate and not funny.

quote: My guess is the was a liberal.

The above does not appear to be a complete sentance in english.


If you find dead women a topic of humour then maybe you had a lot of
laughs on your honeymoon. (now that's humor)

"HarryKrause" wrote in message
...
wrote:
Jack Smith wrote:
Correction: I misquoted Mel Brooks.

"Asked to define comedy and tragedy, Mel Brooks famously observed that
tragedy is my hangnail, comedy is you falling into an open manhole on
your
head."


"Jack Smith" JohnSmithers@hotmailcom wrote in message news:...
JimH,

Most humor uses serious subjects to make a joke.

Someone once described the difference between a tragedy and a comedy as
"A
tragedy is when I have a hangnail. A comedy is when you fall through a
hole and break a leg."

I am positive that Michael Jackson did not find the pedophile jokes
funny.
I am also sure their were pedophiles who were insulted by the humor.

As I said, I am sorry you did not find it funny. I did.




"*JimH*" wrote in message
...
Correct.


"Jack Smith" JohnSmithers@hotmailcom wrote in message
...
Well, sorry you didn't like it.

Is it not funny because it used a serious subject to make a joke?



"*JimH*" wrote in message
...
"Jack Smith" JohnSmithers@hotmailcom wrote in message
...
My guess is the was a liberal.

http://www.comcast.net/news/national...03/194076.html

Not funny.






I found your comment illiterate and not funny.

quote: My guess is the was a liberal.

The above does not appear to be a complete sentance in english.


If you find dead women a topic of humour then maybe you had a lot of
laughs on your honeymoon. (now that's humor)



Jack Smith, aka Smithers, aka about 50 other "handles" in here, is the
resident pus-filled rectal fissure of rec.boats, a snarky jerk who gets
his jollies by hanging out with a handful of other odorous turds and
insulting any poster who doesn't agree with their "Bush uber alles" view
of the world and life.

If he had a dog, it would pee on his leg.

Here's his photo:

http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y13...s/imposter.jpg

Harry,
that sounds like you are talking about yourself.


"HarryKrause" wrote in message
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is the
resident pus-filled rectal fissure of rec.boats, a snarky jerk who gets
his jollies by hanging out with a handful of other odorous turds and
insulting any poster who doesn't agree with their "Bush uber alles" view
of the world and life.

If he had a dog, it would pee on his leg.

Here's his photo:

http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y13...s/imposter.jpg

That's nothing. Brain dead people post in this news group all the time.

"Jack Smith" JohnSmithers@hotmailcom wrote in message
...
My guess is the was a liberal.

http://www.comcast.net/news/national...03/194076.html