Hehe. That would be tough to explain but a bit of creativity might
come up with some plausible explanation (sea trial of a trade in
perhaps).

There was a little incident a few years back in Mamaroneck Harbor, NY -
right up the road from my old home town. A guy took his sweety out for
an afternoon interlude on his sailboat. On his way back into the harbor
he managed to park his boat atop a well known obstruction at the fork
of the channel. The tide was going out, so by late day he, the boat,
and the sweety were all attracting a fair bit of attention from the
local town folk. But that was nothing compared to what happened when
his wife arrived on the scene.