Oh **** ! Yesterday I was on my boat on the sea.Suddenly a 17th
century ghost ship came out of nowhere, the pirates on board entered
my boat, raped me , stole my sperm and sank my boat.

I could barely escape on an old log, but gay fishes gnawed off 4
inches off my nude penis (the ghost pirates stole my clothes,too).

So beware of gay ghosts on the sea !