Harry Krause wrote:

Gene Kearns wrote:

On Mon, 10 May 2004 07:56:40 -0400 (EDT), "Harry Krause"
wrote:


I have a large boat related product coming my way from the left coast
(well, inland on the left coast), and the shipper sends me emails every
other day or so to notify me of the item's progress across the country.

It's on a pallet and it weighs about 1000 pounds.

Any guesses?
Shipment: 152XXXXXX

Status:
Arrived at interim
Chicago, IL
Service Center information at: Chicago Status Date: 05/10/2004

Status Definition:
The shipment has arrived at an interim service center.

Shipper:
XXXXXXX of Spokane Spokane, WA
Consignee:
Harry Krause
XXXXXX, MD XXXXX

Reference Numbers:
PRO Number: 152XXXXXX
PO# 152XXXXXXX

Shipment:
Type: Prepaid
Pcs: 1
Wgt: 1085 (lbs)
DEFERRED

Dates:
Pickup: 05/04/2004
Est Dlvr: 05/13/2004

Thank you for using our freight service!
www.XXXXXXXXXXXX


I guess everyone has learned from UPS: package tracking is great!



Hmmm... well, EZ Loader comes to mind, but that would be one
hellatiously large pallet.....

A jetski? Nah..... not your style.

Oh! A Bayli.... nah. Nevermind.

The infamous lobsterboat is the only thing capable of carrying such a
load.... so, assume it is an entity.

Hell, I dunno..... throw us a bone.....



It's mighty powerful for its size.



Whoops...just got an update. It's on its way to Fremont, Indiana. I
didn't know there was a Fremont, Indiana.

What I think is so funny, is Harry really thinks people care what he is
having shipped.

His life must be very boring if he tracks his shipments on an hourly basis.


"Harry Krause" wrote in message
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Harry Krause wrote:

Gene Kearns wrote:

On Mon, 10 May 2004 07:56:40 -0400 (EDT), "Harry Krause"
wrote:


I have a large boat related product coming my way from the left coast
(well, inland on the left coast), and the shipper sends me emails
every
other day or so to notify me of the item's progress across the
country.

It's on a pallet and it weighs about 1000 pounds.

Any guesses?
Shipment: 152XXXXXX

Status:
Arrived at interim
Chicago, IL
Service Center information at: Chicago Status Date: 05/10/2004

Status Definition:
The shipment has arrived at an interim service center.

Shipper:
XXXXXXX of Spokane Spokane, WA
Consignee:
Harry Krause
XXXXXX, MD XXXXX

Reference Numbers:
PRO Number: 152XXXXXX
PO# 152XXXXXXX

Shipment:
Type: Prepaid
Pcs: 1
Wgt: 1085 (lbs)
DEFERRED

Dates:
Pickup: 05/04/2004
Est Dlvr: 05/13/2004

Thank you for using our freight service!
www.XXXXXXXXXXXX


I guess everyone has learned from UPS: package tracking is great!



Hmmm... well, EZ Loader comes to mind, but that would be one
hellatiously large pallet.....

A jetski? Nah..... not your style.

Oh! A Bayli.... nah. Nevermind.

The infamous lobsterboat is the only thing capable of carrying such a
load.... so, assume it is an entity.

Hell, I dunno..... throw us a bone.....



It's mighty powerful for its size.



Whoops...just got an update. It's on its way to Fremont, Indiana. I
didn't know there was a Fremont, Indiana.

"John Smith" wrote in message news:bxWnc.23804$xw3.1570902@attbi_s04...
What I think is so funny, is Harry really thinks people care what he is
having shipped.

His life must be very boring if he tracks his shipments on an hourly basis.

He knows that just simpletons will worry and fret about it, like you.
Funny, you've stated that he THINKS people care, like it doesn't
bother you, but you have the most posts in this thread!!!!

Harry Krause wrote:

I have a large boat related product coming my way from the left coast
(well, inland on the left coast), and the shipper sends me emails every
other day or so to notify me of the item's progress across the country.

It's on a pallet and it weighs about 1000 pounds.

Any guesses?


I'd guess it's the portly model of one of those full size life-like
female dolls, the doctor-doctor model, which will accompany you on your
lobster boat. You just can't wait to get her and are tracking closely
her journey across the country.

-- Charlie