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-rick- wrote:

"Harry Krause" wrote ...


It's mighty powerful for its size.


An ego locker?

;-)


Is there a good market for those? You think eBay'ers would buy them?

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Gene Kearns wrote:

On Mon, 10 May 2004 21:30:04 -0400, Harry Krause
wrote:


Gene Kearns wrote:


On Mon, 10 May 2004 07:56:40 -0400 (EDT), "Harry Krause"
wrote:



I have a large boat related product coming my way from the left coast
(well, inland on the left coast), and the shipper sends me emails every
other day or so to notify me of the item's progress across the country.

It's on a pallet and it weighs about 1000 pounds.

Any guesses?

Shipment: 152XXXXXX

Status:
Arrived at interim
Chicago, IL
Service Center information at: Chicago
Status Date: 05/10/2004

Status Definition:
The shipment has arrived at an interim service center.

Shipper:
XXXXXXX of Spokane
Spokane, WA

Consignee:
Harry Krause
XXXXXX, MD XXXXX

Reference Numbers:
PRO Number: 152XXXXXX
PO# 152XXXXXXX

Shipment:
Type: Prepaid
Pcs: 1
Wgt: 1085 (lbs)
DEFERRED

Dates:
Pickup: 05/04/2004
Est Dlvr: 05/13/2004

Thank you for using our freight service!
www.XXXXXXXXXXXX


I guess everyone has learned from UPS: package tracking is great!



Hmmm... well, EZ Loader comes to mind, but that would be one
hellatiously large pallet.....

A jetski? Nah..... not your style.

Oh! A Bayli.... nah. Nevermind.

The infamous lobsterboat is the only thing capable of carrying such a
load.... so, assume it is an entity.

Hell, I dunno..... throw us a bone.....



It's mighty powerful for its size.


Since it is shipped from the West Coast...... could it be an
Australian made diesel kicker??????



What every lad needs, eH? A 10 hp, 1000 pound diesel outboard.

No cigar.

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Gene Kearns wrote:

On Tue, 11 May 2004 20:17:49 -0400, Harry Krause
wrote:



What every lad needs, eH? A 10 hp, 1000 pound diesel outboard.

No cigar.


Aw shucks.... and I thought I had it pegged....


You were kinda close, sort of, maybe. In any event, the trucker's
tracking software send me a message saying the tidy package is in
Greencastle, PA. just north of Hagerstown, MD.

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"John Smith" wrote in message news:bxWnc.23804$xw3.1570902@attbi_s04...
What I think is so funny, is Harry really thinks people care what he is
having shipped.

His life must be very boring if he tracks his shipments on an hourly basis.

He knows that just simpletons will worry and fret about it, like you.
Funny, you've stated that he THINKS people care, like it doesn't
bother you, but you have the most posts in this thread!!!!

ON topic: More fun than a barrel of smirking chimps
 

Harry Krause wrote:

I have a large boat related product coming my way from the left coast
(well, inland on the left coast), and the shipper sends me emails every
other day or so to notify me of the item's progress across the country.

It's on a pallet and it weighs about 1000 pounds.

Any guesses?


I'd guess it's the portly model of one of those full size life-like
female dolls, the doctor-doctor model, which will accompany you on your
lobster boat. You just can't wait to get her and are tracking closely
her journey across the country.

-- Charlie

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A huge genset?

Harry Krause wrote:

Gene Kearns wrote:

On Mon, 10 May 2004 07:56:40 -0400 (EDT), "Harry Krause"
wrote:


I have a large boat related product coming my way from the left coast
(well, inland on the left coast), and the shipper sends me emails every
other day or so to notify me of the item's progress across the country.

It's on a pallet and it weighs about 1000 pounds.

Any guesses?
Shipment: 152XXXXXX

Status:
Arrived at interim
Chicago, IL
Service Center information at: Chicago Status Date: 05/10/2004

Status Definition:
The shipment has arrived at an interim service center.

Shipper:
XXXXXXX of Spokane Spokane, WA
Consignee:
Harry Krause
XXXXXX, MD XXXXX

Reference Numbers:
PRO Number: 152XXXXXX
PO# 152XXXXXXX

Shipment:
Type: Prepaid
Pcs: 1
Wgt: 1085 (lbs)
DEFERRED

Dates:
Pickup: 05/04/2004
Est Dlvr: 05/13/2004

Thank you for using our freight service!
www.XXXXXXXXXXXX


I guess everyone has learned from UPS: package tracking is great!



Hmmm... well, EZ Loader comes to mind, but that would be one
hellatiously large pallet.....

A jetski? Nah..... not your style.

Oh! A Bayli.... nah. Nevermind.

The infamous lobsterboat is the only thing capable of carrying such a
load.... so, assume it is an entity.

Hell, I dunno..... throw us a bone.....



It's mighty powerful for its size.

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"Harry Krause" wrote in message
...

It's going into a classic Chesapeake Bay deadrise being built on the
Eastern Shore for a charter fishing operation. I'm sort of brokering the
genset, which I found "new" on a heavy equipment website.




Aren't you special.

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"John Smith" wrote in message
news:HnCoc.37088$iF6.3740266@attbi_s02...

"Harry Krause" wrote in message
...

It's going into a classic Chesapeake Bay deadrise being built on the
Eastern Shore for a charter fishing operation. I'm sort of brokering the
genset, which I found "new" on a heavy equipment website.




Aren't you special.




Really. What a boring life this man leads....and so desperate in search of
any attention that he posts a thread like this.

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jim-- wrote:

"John Smith" wrote in message
news:HnCoc.37088$iF6.3740266@attbi_s02...

"Harry Krause" wrote in message
...

It's going into a classic Chesapeake Bay deadrise being built on the
Eastern Shore for a charter fishing operation. I'm sort of brokering the
genset, which I found "new" on a heavy equipment website.




Aren't you special.





Really. What a boring life this man leads....and so desperate in search of
any attention that he posts a thread like this.




What an empty life you and the other right-wing bottom feeders lead,
Dennis. So empty, you don't even own a boat and yet you hang out here to
spray your venom on those who do.

ON topic: More fun than a barrel of smirking chimps
 

"Harry Krause" wrote in message
...
jim-- wrote:

"John Smith" wrote in message
news:HnCoc.37088$iF6.3740266@attbi_s02...

"Harry Krause" wrote in message
...

It's going into a classic Chesapeake Bay deadrise being built on the
Eastern Shore for a charter fishing operation. I'm sort of brokering
the
genset, which I found "new" on a heavy equipment website.




Aren't you special.





Really. What a boring life this man leads....and so desperate in search
of
any attention that he posts a thread like this.




What an empty life you and the other right-wing bottom feeders lead,
Dennis. So empty, you don't even own a boat and yet you hang out here to
spray your venom on those who do.


pot-kettle-black

So owning a boat is a prerequisite for posting here? You know I have over
25 years of boating experience. Regardless, who made you the friggin boss?