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jim-- May 10th 04 01:21 PM

ON topic: More fun than a barrel of smirking chimps
 
A new bathtub to float your boat in.


"Harry Krause" wrote in message
news:c3dhc2g=.c5bd98327c65251b54633c521b33df1e@108 4190200.nulluser.com...
I have a large boat related product coming my way from the left coast
(well, inland on the left coast), and the shipper sends me emails every
other day or so to notify me of the item's progress across the country.

It's on a pallet and it weighs about 1000 pounds.

Any guesses?

Shipment: 152XXXXXX

Status:
Arrived at interim
Chicago, IL
Service Center information at: Chicago
Status Date: 05/10/2004

Status Definition:
The shipment has arrived at an interim service center.

Shipper:
XXXXXXX of Spokane
Spokane, WA

Consignee:
Harry Krause
XXXXXX, MD XXXXX

Reference Numbers:
PRO Number: 152XXXXXX
PO# 152XXXXXXX

Shipment:
Type: Prepaid
Pcs: 1
Wgt: 1085 (lbs)
DEFERRED

Dates:
Pickup: 05/04/2004
Est Dlvr: 05/13/2004

Thank you for using our freight service!
www.XXXXXXXXXXXX


I guess everyone has learned from UPS: package tracking is great!





John Smith May 10th 04 02:29 PM

ON topic: More fun than a barrel of smirking chimps
 
A new fabricated story to replace your Lobster Boat and Doctor Doctor wife.


"Harry Krause" wrote in message
news:c3dhc2g=.c5bd98327c65251b54633c521b33df1e@108 4190200.nulluser.com...
I have a large boat related product coming my way from the left coast
(well, inland on the left coast), and the shipper sends me emails every
other day or so to notify me of the item's progress across the country.

It's on a pallet and it weighs about 1000 pounds.

Any guesses?

Shipment: 152XXXXXX

Status:
Arrived at interim
Chicago, IL
Service Center information at: Chicago
Status Date: 05/10/2004

Status Definition:
The shipment has arrived at an interim service center.

Shipper:
XXXXXXX of Spokane
Spokane, WA

Consignee:
Harry Krause
XXXXXX, MD XXXXX

Reference Numbers:
PRO Number: 152XXXXXX
PO# 152XXXXXXX

Shipment:
Type: Prepaid
Pcs: 1
Wgt: 1085 (lbs)
DEFERRED

Dates:
Pickup: 05/04/2004
Est Dlvr: 05/13/2004

Thank you for using our freight service!
www.XXXXXXXXXXXX


I guess everyone has learned from UPS: package tracking is great!





John H May 10th 04 03:30 PM

ON topic: More fun than a barrel of smirking chimps
 
On Mon, 10 May 2004 07:56:40 -0400 (EDT), "Harry Krause"
wrote:

I have a large boat related product coming my way from the left coast
(well, inland on the left coast), and the shipper sends me emails every
other day or so to notify me of the item's progress across the country.

It's on a pallet and it weighs about 1000 pounds.

Any guesses?

Shipment: 152XXXXXX

Status:
Arrived at interim
Chicago, IL
Service Center information at: Chicago
Status Date: 05/10/2004

Status Definition:
The shipment has arrived at an interim service center.

Shipper:
XXXXXXX of Spokane
Spokane, WA

Consignee:
Harry Krause
XXXXXX, MD XXXXX

Reference Numbers:
PRO Number: 152XXXXXX
PO# 152XXXXXXX

Shipment:
Type: Prepaid
Pcs: 1
Wgt: 1085 (lbs)
DEFERRED

Dates:
Pickup: 05/04/2004
Est Dlvr: 05/13/2004

Thank you for using our freight service!
www.XXXXXXXXXXXX


I guess everyone has learned from UPS: package tracking is great!


For which alleged boat is this alleged shipment coming? Could it be a grill on
which to cook the alleged flounder you allegedly caught?

John H

On the 'Poco Loco' out of Deale, MD
on the beautiful Chesapeake Bay!

Don White May 10th 04 04:18 PM

ON topic: More fun than a barrel of smirking chimps
 
A heavy duty plank in case Dennis shows up this summer and needs to walk it.

"Harry Krause" wrote in message
news:c3dhc2g=.c5bd98327c65251b54633c521b33df1e@108 4190200.nulluser.com...
I have a large boat related product coming my way from the left coast
(well, inland on the left coast), and the shipper sends me emails every
other day or so to notify me of the item's progress across the country.

It's on a pallet and it weighs about 1000 pounds.

Any guesses?

Shipment: 152XXXXXX

Status:
Arrived at interim
Chicago, IL
Service Center information at: Chicago
Status Date: 05/10/2004

Status Definition:
The shipment has arrived at an interim service center.

Shipper:
XXXXXXX of Spokane
Spokane, WA

Consignee:
Harry Krause
XXXXXX, MD XXXXX

Reference Numbers:
PRO Number: 152XXXXXX
PO# 152XXXXXXX

Shipment:
Type: Prepaid
Pcs: 1
Wgt: 1085 (lbs)
DEFERRED

Dates:
Pickup: 05/04/2004
Est Dlvr: 05/13/2004

Thank you for using our freight service!
www.XXXXXXXXXXXX


I guess everyone has learned from UPS: package tracking is great!





May 10th 04 07:04 PM

ON topic: More fun than a barrel of smirking chimps
 
Looks like it might be a new engine

"Harry Krause" wrote in message
news:c3dhc2g=.44cf51f67e87477d3c5df98c965fddd1@108 4203396.nulluser.com...
Don White wrote:

A heavy duty plank in case Dennis shows up this summer and needs to

walk it.

"Harry Krause" wrote in message

news:c3dhc2g=.c5bd98327c65251b54633c521b33df1e@108 4190200.nulluser.com...
I have a large boat related product coming my way from the left coast
(well, inland on the left coast), and the shipper sends me emails

every
other day or so to notify me of the item's progress across the

country.

It's on a pallet and it weighs about 1000 pounds.

Any guesses?

Shipment: 152XXXXXX




There are *some* restrictions about dumping effluent in the Bay...





John Smith May 10th 04 10:14 PM

ON topic: More fun than a barrel of smirking chimps
 
That would be very sad if his engine died after only 20 hours of use.


wrote in message
k.net...
Looks like it might be a new engine

"Harry Krause" wrote in message
news:c3dhc2g=.44cf51f67e87477d3c5df98c965fddd1@108 4203396.nulluser.com...
Don White wrote:

A heavy duty plank in case Dennis shows up this summer and needs to

walk it.

"Harry Krause" wrote in message

news:c3dhc2g=.c5bd98327c65251b54633c521b33df1e@108 4190200.nulluser.com...
I have a large boat related product coming my way from the left

coast
(well, inland on the left coast), and the shipper sends me emails

every
other day or so to notify me of the item's progress across the

country.

It's on a pallet and it weighs about 1000 pounds.

Any guesses?

Shipment: 152XXXXXX




There are *some* restrictions about dumping effluent in the Bay...







Harry Krause May 11th 04 02:30 AM

ON topic: More fun than a barrel of smirking chimps
 
Gene Kearns wrote:

On Mon, 10 May 2004 07:56:40 -0400 (EDT), "Harry Krause"
wrote:


I have a large boat related product coming my way from the left coast
(well, inland on the left coast), and the shipper sends me emails every
other day or so to notify me of the item's progress across the country.

It's on a pallet and it weighs about 1000 pounds.

Any guesses?

Shipment: 152XXXXXX

Status:
Arrived at interim
Chicago, IL
Service Center information at: Chicago
Status Date: 05/10/2004

Status Definition:
The shipment has arrived at an interim service center.

Shipper:
XXXXXXX of Spokane
Spokane, WA

Consignee:
Harry Krause
XXXXXX, MD XXXXX

Reference Numbers:
PRO Number: 152XXXXXX
PO# 152XXXXXXX

Shipment:
Type: Prepaid
Pcs: 1
Wgt: 1085 (lbs)
DEFERRED

Dates:
Pickup: 05/04/2004
Est Dlvr: 05/13/2004

Thank you for using our freight service!
www.XXXXXXXXXXXX


I guess everyone has learned from UPS: package tracking is great!



Hmmm... well, EZ Loader comes to mind, but that would be one
hellatiously large pallet.....

A jetski? Nah..... not your style.

Oh! A Bayli.... nah. Nevermind.

The infamous lobsterboat is the only thing capable of carrying such a
load.... so, assume it is an entity.

Hell, I dunno..... throw us a bone.....



It's mighty powerful for its size.

Harry Krause May 11th 04 02:33 AM

ON topic: More fun than a barrel of smirking chimps
 
Harry Krause wrote:

Gene Kearns wrote:

On Mon, 10 May 2004 07:56:40 -0400 (EDT), "Harry Krause"
wrote:


I have a large boat related product coming my way from the left coast
(well, inland on the left coast), and the shipper sends me emails every
other day or so to notify me of the item's progress across the country.

It's on a pallet and it weighs about 1000 pounds.

Any guesses?
Shipment: 152XXXXXX

Status:
Arrived at interim
Chicago, IL
Service Center information at: Chicago Status Date: 05/10/2004

Status Definition:
The shipment has arrived at an interim service center.

Shipper:
XXXXXXX of Spokane Spokane, WA
Consignee:
Harry Krause
XXXXXX, MD XXXXX

Reference Numbers:
PRO Number: 152XXXXXX
PO# 152XXXXXXX

Shipment:
Type: Prepaid
Pcs: 1
Wgt: 1085 (lbs)
DEFERRED

Dates:
Pickup: 05/04/2004
Est Dlvr: 05/13/2004

Thank you for using our freight service!
www.XXXXXXXXXXXX


I guess everyone has learned from UPS: package tracking is great!



Hmmm... well, EZ Loader comes to mind, but that would be one
hellatiously large pallet.....

A jetski? Nah..... not your style.

Oh! A Bayli.... nah. Nevermind.

The infamous lobsterboat is the only thing capable of carrying such a
load.... so, assume it is an entity.

Hell, I dunno..... throw us a bone.....



It's mighty powerful for its size.




Whoops...just got an update. It's on its way to Fremont, Indiana. I
didn't know there was a Fremont, Indiana.

John Smith May 11th 04 03:04 AM

ON topic: More fun than a barrel of smirking chimps
 
What I think is so funny, is Harry really thinks people care what he is
having shipped.

His life must be very boring if he tracks his shipments on an hourly basis.


"Harry Krause" wrote in message
...
Harry Krause wrote:

Gene Kearns wrote:

On Mon, 10 May 2004 07:56:40 -0400 (EDT), "Harry Krause"
wrote:


I have a large boat related product coming my way from the left coast
(well, inland on the left coast), and the shipper sends me emails

every
other day or so to notify me of the item's progress across the

country.

It's on a pallet and it weighs about 1000 pounds.

Any guesses?
Shipment: 152XXXXXX

Status:
Arrived at interim
Chicago, IL
Service Center information at: Chicago Status Date: 05/10/2004

Status Definition:
The shipment has arrived at an interim service center.

Shipper:
XXXXXXX of Spokane Spokane, WA
Consignee:
Harry Krause
XXXXXX, MD XXXXX

Reference Numbers:
PRO Number: 152XXXXXX
PO# 152XXXXXXX

Shipment:
Type: Prepaid
Pcs: 1
Wgt: 1085 (lbs)
DEFERRED

Dates:
Pickup: 05/04/2004
Est Dlvr: 05/13/2004

Thank you for using our freight service!
www.XXXXXXXXXXXX


I guess everyone has learned from UPS: package tracking is great!



Hmmm... well, EZ Loader comes to mind, but that would be one
hellatiously large pallet.....

A jetski? Nah..... not your style.

Oh! A Bayli.... nah. Nevermind.

The infamous lobsterboat is the only thing capable of carrying such a
load.... so, assume it is an entity.

Hell, I dunno..... throw us a bone.....



It's mighty powerful for its size.




Whoops...just got an update. It's on its way to Fremont, Indiana. I
didn't know there was a Fremont, Indiana.




-rick- May 11th 04 04:18 AM

ON topic: More fun than a barrel of smirking chimps
 

"Harry Krause" wrote ...

It's mighty powerful for its size.


An ego locker?

;-)



Harry Krause May 11th 04 10:26 AM

ON topic: More fun than a barrel of smirking chimps
 
-rick- wrote:

"Harry Krause" wrote ...


It's mighty powerful for its size.



An ego locker?

;-)


Is there a good market for those? You think eBay'ers would buy them?

Harry Krause May 12th 04 01:17 AM

ON topic: More fun than a barrel of smirking chimps
 
Gene Kearns wrote:

On Mon, 10 May 2004 21:30:04 -0400, Harry Krause
wrote:


Gene Kearns wrote:


On Mon, 10 May 2004 07:56:40 -0400 (EDT), "Harry Krause"
wrote:



I have a large boat related product coming my way from the left coast
(well, inland on the left coast), and the shipper sends me emails every
other day or so to notify me of the item's progress across the country.

It's on a pallet and it weighs about 1000 pounds.

Any guesses?

Shipment: 152XXXXXX

Status:
Arrived at interim
Chicago, IL
Service Center information at: Chicago
Status Date: 05/10/2004

Status Definition:
The shipment has arrived at an interim service center.

Shipper:
XXXXXXX of Spokane
Spokane, WA

Consignee:
Harry Krause
XXXXXX, MD XXXXX

Reference Numbers:
PRO Number: 152XXXXXX
PO# 152XXXXXXX

Shipment:
Type: Prepaid
Pcs: 1
Wgt: 1085 (lbs)
DEFERRED

Dates:
Pickup: 05/04/2004
Est Dlvr: 05/13/2004

Thank you for using our freight service!
www.XXXXXXXXXXXX


I guess everyone has learned from UPS: package tracking is great!



Hmmm... well, EZ Loader comes to mind, but that would be one
hellatiously large pallet.....

A jetski? Nah..... not your style.

Oh! A Bayli.... nah. Nevermind.

The infamous lobsterboat is the only thing capable of carrying such a
load.... so, assume it is an entity.

Hell, I dunno..... throw us a bone.....



It's mighty powerful for its size.



Since it is shipped from the West Coast...... could it be an
Australian made diesel kicker??????



What every lad needs, eH? A 10 hp, 1000 pound diesel outboard.

No cigar.

Harry Krause May 12th 04 03:05 AM

ON topic: More fun than a barrel of smirking chimps
 
Gene Kearns wrote:

On Tue, 11 May 2004 20:17:49 -0400, Harry Krause
wrote:



What every lad needs, eH? A 10 hp, 1000 pound diesel outboard.

No cigar.



Aw shucks.... and I thought I had it pegged....


You were kinda close, sort of, maybe. In any event, the trucker's
tracking software send me a message saying the tidy package is in
Greencastle, PA. just north of Hagerstown, MD.

basskisser May 12th 04 12:28 PM

ON topic: More fun than a barrel of smirking chimps
 
"John Smith" wrote in message news:bxWnc.23804$xw3.1570902@attbi_s04...
What I think is so funny, is Harry really thinks people care what he is
having shipped.

His life must be very boring if he tracks his shipments on an hourly basis.


He knows that just simpletons will worry and fret about it, like you.
Funny, you've stated that he THINKS people care, like it doesn't
bother you, but you have the most posts in this thread!!!!

Charles May 12th 04 01:54 PM

ON topic: More fun than a barrel of smirking chimps
 


Harry Krause wrote:

I have a large boat related product coming my way from the left coast
(well, inland on the left coast), and the shipper sends me emails every
other day or so to notify me of the item's progress across the country.

It's on a pallet and it weighs about 1000 pounds.

Any guesses?



I'd guess it's the portly model of one of those full size life-like
female dolls, the doctor-doctor model, which will accompany you on your
lobster boat. You just can't wait to get her and are tracking closely
her journey across the country.

-- Charlie

Dan Krueger May 13th 04 02:19 AM

ON topic: More fun than a barrel of smirking chimps
 
A huge genset?

Harry Krause wrote:

Gene Kearns wrote:

On Mon, 10 May 2004 07:56:40 -0400 (EDT), "Harry Krause"
wrote:


I have a large boat related product coming my way from the left coast
(well, inland on the left coast), and the shipper sends me emails every
other day or so to notify me of the item's progress across the country.

It's on a pallet and it weighs about 1000 pounds.

Any guesses?
Shipment: 152XXXXXX

Status:
Arrived at interim
Chicago, IL
Service Center information at: Chicago Status Date: 05/10/2004

Status Definition:
The shipment has arrived at an interim service center.

Shipper:
XXXXXXX of Spokane Spokane, WA
Consignee:
Harry Krause
XXXXXX, MD XXXXX

Reference Numbers:
PRO Number: 152XXXXXX
PO# 152XXXXXXX

Shipment:
Type: Prepaid
Pcs: 1
Wgt: 1085 (lbs)
DEFERRED

Dates:
Pickup: 05/04/2004
Est Dlvr: 05/13/2004

Thank you for using our freight service!
www.XXXXXXXXXXXX


I guess everyone has learned from UPS: package tracking is great!



Hmmm... well, EZ Loader comes to mind, but that would be one
hellatiously large pallet.....

A jetski? Nah..... not your style.

Oh! A Bayli.... nah. Nevermind.

The infamous lobsterboat is the only thing capable of carrying such a
load.... so, assume it is an entity.

Hell, I dunno..... throw us a bone.....



It's mighty powerful for its size.



John Smith May 13th 04 04:58 AM

ON topic: More fun than a barrel of smirking chimps
 

"Harry Krause" wrote in message
...

It's going into a classic Chesapeake Bay deadrise being built on the
Eastern Shore for a charter fishing operation. I'm sort of brokering the
genset, which I found "new" on a heavy equipment website.




Aren't you special.




jim-- May 13th 04 12:39 PM

ON topic: More fun than a barrel of smirking chimps
 

"John Smith" wrote in message
news:HnCoc.37088$iF6.3740266@attbi_s02...

"Harry Krause" wrote in message
...

It's going into a classic Chesapeake Bay deadrise being built on the
Eastern Shore for a charter fishing operation. I'm sort of brokering the
genset, which I found "new" on a heavy equipment website.




Aren't you special.




Really. What a boring life this man leads....and so desperate in search of
any attention that he posts a thread like this.



Harry Krause May 13th 04 12:52 PM

ON topic: More fun than a barrel of smirking chimps
 
jim-- wrote:

"John Smith" wrote in message
news:HnCoc.37088$iF6.3740266@attbi_s02...

"Harry Krause" wrote in message
...

It's going into a classic Chesapeake Bay deadrise being built on the
Eastern Shore for a charter fishing operation. I'm sort of brokering the
genset, which I found "new" on a heavy equipment website.




Aren't you special.





Really. What a boring life this man leads....and so desperate in search of
any attention that he posts a thread like this.




What an empty life you and the other right-wing bottom feeders lead,
Dennis. So empty, you don't even own a boat and yet you hang out here to
spray your venom on those who do.


jim-- May 13th 04 01:17 PM

ON topic: More fun than a barrel of smirking chimps
 

"Harry Krause" wrote in message
...
jim-- wrote:

"John Smith" wrote in message
news:HnCoc.37088$iF6.3740266@attbi_s02...

"Harry Krause" wrote in message
...

It's going into a classic Chesapeake Bay deadrise being built on the
Eastern Shore for a charter fishing operation. I'm sort of brokering

the
genset, which I found "new" on a heavy equipment website.




Aren't you special.





Really. What a boring life this man leads....and so desperate in search

of
any attention that he posts a thread like this.




What an empty life you and the other right-wing bottom feeders lead,
Dennis. So empty, you don't even own a boat and yet you hang out here to
spray your venom on those who do.


pot-kettle-black

So owning a boat is a prerequisite for posting here? You know I have over
25 years of boating experience. Regardless, who made you the friggin boss?



Harry Krause May 13th 04 01:28 PM

ON topic: More fun than a barrel of smirking chimps
 
jim-- wrote:

"Harry Krause" wrote in message
...

jim-- wrote:


"John Smith" wrote in message
news:HnCoc.37088$iF6.3740266@attbi_s02...


"Harry Krause" wrote in message
...


It's going into a classic Chesapeake Bay deadrise being built on the
Eastern Shore for a charter fishing operation. I'm sort of brokering


the

genset, which I found "new" on a heavy equipment website.




Aren't you special.





Really. What a boring life this man leads....and so desperate in search


of

any attention that he posts a thread like this.




What an empty life you and the other right-wing bottom feeders lead,
Dennis. So empty, you don't even own a boat and yet you hang out here to
spray your venom on those who do.



pot-kettle-black

So owning a boat is a prerequisite for posting here?


Never said or claimed that.



You know I have over
25 years of boating experience.


I *know* no such thing. Maybe you have, maybe you haven't I really don't
give a crap one way or the other, nor would I lift a pinky to find out.
I'm not obsessed with you, Dennis. I don't spend hours on the internet
trying to "get the skinny" on you or any of the other right-wing
trashmeisters here.

I just think you're a flaming ass, a right-wing RepubliBORG, a subject
worthy of occasional derision, and a contributor to the destruction of
what was once a pretty decent country.

I don't believe you or your pack of "anonymous" right-wing butt buddies
are worth a thimbleful of snot. Most of you are boatless, all of you are
brainless, and none of you have made the slightest contribution to the
betterment of mankind or society.

You're all users of the worst sort, a pack of rabid jackals. Nothing
more. And you're all so easy to make dance on the end of a string.



Regardless, who made you the friggin boss?



The Governor of Florida and his two-bit-floozy, the former secretary of
state there.

jim-- May 13th 04 01:33 PM

ON topic: More fun than a barrel of smirking chimps
 

"Harry Krause" wrote in message
...
jim-- wrote:

"Harry Krause" wrote in message
...

jim-- wrote:


"John Smith" wrote in message
news:HnCoc.37088$iF6.3740266@attbi_s02...


"Harry Krause" wrote in message
...


It's going into a classic Chesapeake Bay deadrise being built on the
Eastern Shore for a charter fishing operation. I'm sort of brokering


the

genset, which I found "new" on a heavy equipment website.




Aren't you special.





Really. What a boring life this man leads....and so desperate in

search

of

any attention that he posts a thread like this.




What an empty life you and the other right-wing bottom feeders lead,
Dennis. So empty, you don't even own a boat and yet you hang out here to
spray your venom on those who do.



pot-kettle-black

So owning a boat is a prerequisite for posting here?


Never said or claimed that.



You know I have over
25 years of boating experience.


I *know* no such thing. Maybe you have, maybe you haven't I really don't
give a crap one way or the other, nor would I lift a pinky to find out.
I'm not obsessed with you, Dennis. I don't spend hours on the internet
trying to "get the skinny" on you or any of the other right-wing
trashmeisters here.

I just think you're a flaming ass, a right-wing RepubliBORG, a subject
worthy of occasional derision, and a contributor to the destruction of
what was once a pretty decent country.

I don't believe you or your pack of "anonymous" right-wing butt buddies
are worth a thimbleful of snot. Most of you are boatless, all of you are
brainless, and none of you have made the slightest contribution to the
betterment of mankind or society.

You're all users of the worst sort, a pack of rabid jackals. Nothing
more. And you're all so easy to make dance on the end of a string.



Regardless, who made you the friggin boss?



The Governor of Florida and his two-bit-floozy, the former secretary of
state there.


I do not spend hours on the internet trying to find out about your life.
All I do is log onto rec.boats and your lies about your life are a click
away.

How is the Hatteras? How about the custom 36 foot lobster boat? And how is
doctor doctor doing? Is she still a clerk?



Harry Krause May 13th 04 01:41 PM

ON topic: More fun than a barrel of smirking chimps
 
jim-- wrote:

"Harry Krause" wrote in message
...

jim-- wrote:


"Harry Krause" wrote in message
...


jim-- wrote:



"John Smith" wrote in message
news:HnCoc.37088$iF6.3740266@attbi_s02...



"Harry Krause" wrote in message
...



It's going into a classic Chesapeake Bay deadrise being built on the
Eastern Shore for a charter fishing operation. I'm sort of brokering

the


genset, which I found "new" on a heavy equipment website.




Aren't you special.





Really. What a boring life this man leads....and so desperate in


search

of


any attention that he posts a thread like this.




What an empty life you and the other right-wing bottom feeders lead,
Dennis. So empty, you don't even own a boat and yet you hang out here to
spray your venom on those who do.



pot-kettle-black

So owning a boat is a prerequisite for posting here?


Never said or claimed that.




You know I have over
25 years of boating experience.


I *know* no such thing. Maybe you have, maybe you haven't I really don't
give a crap one way or the other, nor would I lift a pinky to find out.
I'm not obsessed with you, Dennis. I don't spend hours on the internet
trying to "get the skinny" on you or any of the other right-wing
trashmeisters here.

I just think you're a flaming ass, a right-wing RepubliBORG, a subject
worthy of occasional derision, and a contributor to the destruction of
what was once a pretty decent country.

I don't believe you or your pack of "anonymous" right-wing butt buddies
are worth a thimbleful of snot. Most of you are boatless, all of you are
brainless, and none of you have made the slightest contribution to the
betterment of mankind or society.

You're all users of the worst sort, a pack of rabid jackals. Nothing
more. And you're all so easy to make dance on the end of a string.




Regardless, who made you the friggin boss?



The Governor of Florida and his two-bit-floozy, the former secretary of
state there.



I do not spend hours on the internet trying to find out about your life.
All I do is log onto rec.boats and your lies about your life are a click
away.

How is the Hatteras? How about the custom 36 foot lobster boat? And how is
doctor doctor doing? Is she still a clerk?




I'm sorry, Dennis, but no matter how hard you try with your limited
English skills, you're not going to get me to make nasty comments about
your wife and her illness. She suffers enough just being in the same
household with a chunk of dreck like you, and deserves nothing but
praise and prayer for keeping you off the streets.


jim-- May 13th 04 02:00 PM

ON topic: More fun than a barrel of smirking chimps
 

"Harry Krause" wrote in message
...
jim-- wrote:

"Harry Krause" wrote in message
...

jim-- wrote:


"Harry Krause" wrote in message
...


jim-- wrote:



"John Smith" wrote in message
news:HnCoc.37088$iF6.3740266@attbi_s02...



"Harry Krause" wrote in message
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It's going into a classic Chesapeake Bay deadrise being built on

the
Eastern Shore for a charter fishing operation. I'm sort of

brokering

the


genset, which I found "new" on a heavy equipment website.




Aren't you special.





Really. What a boring life this man leads....and so desperate in


search

of


any attention that he posts a thread like this.




What an empty life you and the other right-wing bottom feeders lead,
Dennis. So empty, you don't even own a boat and yet you hang out here

to
spray your venom on those who do.



pot-kettle-black

So owning a boat is a prerequisite for posting here?

Never said or claimed that.




You know I have over
25 years of boating experience.

I *know* no such thing. Maybe you have, maybe you haven't I really don't
give a crap one way or the other, nor would I lift a pinky to find out.
I'm not obsessed with you, Dennis. I don't spend hours on the internet
trying to "get the skinny" on you or any of the other right-wing
trashmeisters here.

I just think you're a flaming ass, a right-wing RepubliBORG, a subject
worthy of occasional derision, and a contributor to the destruction of
what was once a pretty decent country.

I don't believe you or your pack of "anonymous" right-wing butt buddies
are worth a thimbleful of snot. Most of you are boatless, all of you are
brainless, and none of you have made the slightest contribution to the
betterment of mankind or society.

You're all users of the worst sort, a pack of rabid jackals. Nothing
more. And you're all so easy to make dance on the end of a string.




Regardless, who made you the friggin boss?



The Governor of Florida and his two-bit-floozy, the former secretary of
state there.



I do not spend hours on the internet trying to find out about your life.
All I do is log onto rec.boats and your lies about your life are a click
away.

How is the Hatteras? How about the custom 36 foot lobster boat? And

how is
doctor doctor doing? Is she still a clerk?




I'm sorry, Dennis, but no matter how hard you try with your limited
English skills, you're not going to get me to make nasty comments about
your wife and her illness. She suffers enough just being in the same
household with a chunk of dreck like you, and deserves nothing but
praise and prayer for keeping you off the streets.


Where did I make nasty comments about your wife? I asked if she was still a
clerk as we know she is not a doctor as you claimed her to be. If you make
the claims buddy, you are open to criticism about them. If you find me
calling her a clerk as insulting to her than I guess you have a low opinion
of all the hard working clerks in this Country.

I have left my wife out of this other than offering an explanation of her
medical condition. If you see that as an opening to make fun of her
condition go ahead. It would not surprise me....you are after all a low
life.



Harry Krause May 13th 04 02:04 PM

ON topic: More fun than a barrel of smirking chimps
 
jim-- wrote:
"Harry Krause" wrote in message
...

jim-- wrote:


"Harry Krause" wrote in message
...


jim-- wrote:



"Harry Krause" wrote in message
...



jim-- wrote:




"John Smith" wrote in message
news:HnCoc.37088$iF6.3740266@attbi_s02...




"Harry Krause" wrote in message
...




It's going into a classic Chesapeake Bay deadrise being built on


the

Eastern Shore for a charter fishing operation. I'm sort of


brokering

the



genset, which I found "new" on a heavy equipment website.




Aren't you special.





Really. What a boring life this man leads....and so desperate in

search


of



any attention that he posts a thread like this.




What an empty life you and the other right-wing bottom feeders lead,
Dennis. So empty, you don't even own a boat and yet you hang out here


to

spray your venom on those who do.



pot-kettle-black

So owning a boat is a prerequisite for posting here?

Never said or claimed that.





You know I have over
25 years of boating experience.

I *know* no such thing. Maybe you have, maybe you haven't I really don't
give a crap one way or the other, nor would I lift a pinky to find out.
I'm not obsessed with you, Dennis. I don't spend hours on the internet
trying to "get the skinny" on you or any of the other right-wing
trashmeisters here.

I just think you're a flaming ass, a right-wing RepubliBORG, a subject
worthy of occasional derision, and a contributor to the destruction of
what was once a pretty decent country.

I don't believe you or your pack of "anonymous" right-wing butt buddies
are worth a thimbleful of snot. Most of you are boatless, all of you are
brainless, and none of you have made the slightest contribution to the
betterment of mankind or society.

You're all users of the worst sort, a pack of rabid jackals. Nothing
more. And you're all so easy to make dance on the end of a string.





Regardless, who made you the friggin boss?



The Governor of Florida and his two-bit-floozy, the former secretary of
state there.


I do not spend hours on the internet trying to find out about your life.
All I do is log onto rec.boats and your lies about your life are a click
away.

How is the Hatteras? How about the custom 36 foot lobster boat? And


how is

doctor doctor doing? Is she still a clerk?




I'm sorry, Dennis, but no matter how hard you try with your limited
English skills, you're not going to get me to make nasty comments about
your wife and her illness. She suffers enough just being in the same
household with a chunk of dreck like you, and deserves nothing but
praise and prayer for keeping you off the streets.



Where did I make nasty comments about your wife? I asked if she was still a
clerk as we know she is not a doctor as you claimed her to be. If you make
the claims buddy, you are open to criticism about them. If you find me
calling her a clerk as insulting to her than I guess you have a low opinion
of all the hard working clerks in this Country.

I have left my wife out of this other than offering an explanation of her
medical condition. If you see that as an opening to make fun of her
condition go ahead. It would not surprise me....you are after all a low
life.



You're really a stunatz. I've not made fun of your wife, and I'm not
going to make fun of your wife. She deserves nothing but thanks and
prayer for keeping a piece of crap like you off the streets.

Dan Krueger May 14th 04 01:13 AM

ON topic: More fun than a barrel of smirking chimps
 
What did I win?

Dan


Harry Krause wrote:
Dan Krueger wrote:

A huge genset?

Harry Krause wrote:

Gene Kearns wrote:

On Mon, 10 May 2004 07:56:40 -0400 (EDT), "Harry Krause"
wrote:


I have a large boat related product coming my way from the left coast
(well, inland on the left coast), and the shipper sends me emails
every
other day or so to notify me of the item's progress across the
country.

It's on a pallet and it weighs about 1000 pounds.

Any guesses?
Shipment: 152XXXXXX

Status:
Arrived at interim
Chicago, IL
Service Center information at: Chicago Status Date: 05/10/2004

Status Definition:
The shipment has arrived at an interim service center.

Shipper:
XXXXXXX of Spokane Spokane, WA
Consignee:
Harry Krause
XXXXXX, MD XXXXX

Reference Numbers:
PRO Number: 152XXXXXX
PO# 152XXXXXXX

Shipment:
Type: Prepaid
Pcs: 1
Wgt: 1085 (lbs)
DEFERRED

Dates:
Pickup: 05/04/2004
Est Dlvr: 05/13/2004

Thank you for using our freight service!
www.XXXXXXXXXXXX


I guess everyone has learned from UPS: package tracking is great!



Hmmm... well, EZ Loader comes to mind, but that would be one
hellatiously large pallet.....

A jetski? Nah..... not your style.

Oh! A Bayli.... nah. Nevermind.

The infamous lobsterboat is the only thing capable of carrying such a
load.... so, assume it is an entity.

Hell, I dunno..... throw us a bone.....



It's mighty powerful for its size.






Bingo.

It arrives tomorrow, I've been informed. It's a naturally aspirated
(no turbo) 16kw marine diesel generator. But not for any boat I
currently own.

It's going into a classic Chesapeake Bay deadrise being built on the
Eastern Shore for a charter fishing operation. I'm sort of brokering the
genset, which I found "new" on a heavy equipment website.





Harry Krause May 14th 04 02:39 AM

ON topic: More fun than a barrel of smirking chimps
 
Dan Krueger wrote:

What did I win?

Dan





A date with Karen Smith of Australia. Wear your C-B-N suit.


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