"Don White" wrote in message
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How are things in Canaduh these days Don. What day will you celebrate
summer this year?

Just fine Dennis. Thanks for asking.



So how is the seal clubbing going? And how about that socialized healthcare
system up there? Is your tax freedom day still around September 1st? And
what is with the Queen of England pictured on your money? I thought you
were a free country but I guess not.

Some Canadian humor for you Don:

You Know You're Canadian When:


-You design your Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit.


-You have more miles on your snow blower than your car.

-Driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled in with
snow.

-The local paper covers national and international headlines on two pages,
but requires six pages for hockey.

-The municipality buys a Zamboni before a bus.

-You use a red pen on your non-Canadian textbooks and fill in the missing
u's from labor, honor, and color.

-You know how to say free, prize and no sugar added in French thanks to your
extensive education in bilingual cereal packaging.

-You know what a toque is.

-You've plugged a car in overnight.

-You've defended your property from trespassers with a lacrosse stick
because you don't own a gun.


Q: What's the difference between a Canadian and a canoe?
A: A canoe will tip.

Q: Why do Canadians screw doggy-style?
A: So both can watch the hockey game.

Q: What does a Goal Keeper and a Canadian girl have in common?
A: Both change their pads after three periods.