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"John Smith" wrote in message
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I have no idea if it is legal to shot a dog because he comes into

your
garden, but I know I could never kill a dog for that reason. If a

dog
was
running free and crapping in my garden I would call animal control

and
have
the dog picked up. If the neighbor was being unreasonable and was

not
honoring my request to keep his animal off of my property, I would

file
a
suit with small claims court.

I can't believe that two people in this small group, would advocate
killing
a defense animal due to their neighbors neglect.

Yours and Don's statements say more about who you are, than anything

I
or
anyone else could say.

Unlike Henry, you sound like a guy who has the mental capacity to mull

over
a hypothetical situation. In fact, this is based on reality. Here

goes:

1) The animal control person fails to do his job after 15 phonecalls.

The
excuses are absurd.

2) The neighbor promises to improve the situation, but does absolutely
nothing.

3) You go to court and are told that it's not a small claims issue.

4) It's the middle of May, and you've put 200 hours of work into the
vegetable garden so far. It's literally being destroyed by a dog which

digs
there.

Now what?


Two years ago when we lived in the more urban part of the city, while
walking my 2 leashed (leashes are required here) spaniels at 10 pm, we

were
viciously attacked by full grown Rottweilers and German Shepherds THREE
times. All three times I kicked the hell out of the attackers, while

pulling
my 2 leashed dogs behind me. During the last attack I killed the German
Shepherd with about 5 good kicks to the ribs and head. After the first
attack I called the Animal Control and was told there is nothing they

can
do
after 5 pm. I then called the police and they told me that there was

nothing
they could do and that I should get a gun and a permit and shoot the
attackers. I then asked if it was illegal to discharge a firearm in the

city
limits and they told me it was. I then asked what the penalty was for
shooting a dog within the city limits and they told me that I would be
charged with a felony and my gun would be confiscated. Welcome to the

new
Russia.



Step 1: Pepper spray


Both hands were occupied with leashes, full of angry dogs trying to protect
their owner.
The attacks happened at night, in a split second, no time to draw pepper
spray.
Depending on wind direction, pepper spray may not work.

Step 2: Break the dog's neck


Again, the only tools available to me, in a split second, was my feet.
And I used them like they were cheap throw away tools.
The attackers didn't know what hit them.
In the first two instances the attackers ran for their lives.
The third one was left laying in the road with its tongue hanging out, I
think I killed it.
We, me and my 2 dogs, took off and didn't look back. I never saw that dog
again.

Step 3: Drop dog into nearest trash can, being sure to remove its tags, if
any, and drop them into the nearest storm drain.


This was a suburban residential neighborhood, no trashcans sitting around.

Step 4: Go home and celebrate with a beer.


When I got home I was shaking like a leaf and still out of breath.
My adrenaline went from 0 to 200 in a nanosecond and stayed that way for 30
mins.
I'm gettin too old for this ****...... nah. heh-heh


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