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John H April 14th 05 09:26 PM

A New Grandson!
 
My daughter gave birth yesterday to my newest Grandson, Micah, all 8 pounds 2
ounces of him. We tried to get her to hold off for a couple days until the day
Leonardo da Vince was born, the Titanic sunk, Abraham Lincoln died, Ivory soap
was invented (it floats!), the first MacDonald's restaurant opened, the first
major league baseball game was played outside the United States, in Montreal,
income taxes are due, and, of course, I was born.

But, she couldn't wait. He's a cute little guy, and his hands are almost big
enough to hold a fishin' rod already! (Boatin' related, doncha know!)

--
John H

"All decisions are the result of binary thinking."

Short Wave Sportfishing April 14th 05 09:36 PM

On Thu, 14 Apr 2005 16:26:39 -0400, John H
wrote:

My daughter gave birth yesterday to my newest Grandson, Micah, all 8 pounds 2
ounces of him. We tried to get her to hold off for a couple days until the day
Leonardo da Vince was born, the Titanic sunk, Abraham Lincoln died, Ivory soap
was invented (it floats!), the first MacDonald's restaurant opened, the first
major league baseball game was played outside the United States, in Montreal,
income taxes are due, and, of course, I was born.

But, she couldn't wait. He's a cute little guy, and his hands are almost big
enough to hold a fishin' rod already! (Boatin' related, doncha know!)


Whoo Hoo!!!

Congratulations, salutations and such.

Later,

Tom

JimH April 14th 05 09:57 PM


"John H" wrote in message
...
My daughter gave birth yesterday to my newest Grandson, Micah, all 8
pounds 2
ounces of him. We tried to get her to hold off for a couple days until
the day
Leonardo da Vince was born, the Titanic sunk, Abraham Lincoln died, Ivory
soap
was invented (it floats!), the first MacDonald's restaurant opened, the
first
major league baseball game was played outside the United States, in
Montreal,
income taxes are due, and, of course, I was born.

But, she couldn't wait. He's a cute little guy, and his hands are almost
big
enough to hold a fishin' rod already! (Boatin' related, doncha know!)

--
John H

"All decisions are the result of binary thinking."


Congratulations to you, your wife, your daughter and your son in law.



John H April 14th 05 10:30 PM

On Thu, 14 Apr 2005 20:36:30 GMT, Short Wave Sportfishing
wrote:

On Thu, 14 Apr 2005 16:26:39 -0400, John H
wrote:

My daughter gave birth yesterday to my newest Grandson, Micah, all 8 pounds 2
ounces of him. We tried to get her to hold off for a couple days until the day
Leonardo da Vince was born, the Titanic sunk, Abraham Lincoln died, Ivory soap
was invented (it floats!), the first MacDonald's restaurant opened, the first
major league baseball game was played outside the United States, in Montreal,
income taxes are due, and, of course, I was born.

But, she couldn't wait. He's a cute little guy, and his hands are almost big
enough to hold a fishin' rod already! (Boatin' related, doncha know!)


Whoo Hoo!!!

Congratulations, salutations and such.

Later,

Tom


Thanks, Tom!
--
John H

"All decisions are the result of binary thinking."

John H April 14th 05 10:31 PM

On Thu, 14 Apr 2005 16:57:28 -0400, "JimH" wrote:


"John H" wrote in message
.. .
My daughter gave birth yesterday to my newest Grandson, Micah, all 8
pounds 2
ounces of him. We tried to get her to hold off for a couple days until
the day
Leonardo da Vince was born, the Titanic sunk, Abraham Lincoln died, Ivory
soap
was invented (it floats!), the first MacDonald's restaurant opened, the
first
major league baseball game was played outside the United States, in
Montreal,
income taxes are due, and, of course, I was born.

But, she couldn't wait. He's a cute little guy, and his hands are almost
big
enough to hold a fishin' rod already! (Boatin' related, doncha know!)

--
John H

"All decisions are the result of binary thinking."


Congratulations to you, your wife, your daughter and your son in law.

Thanks, Jim!

--
John H

"All decisions are the result of binary thinking."

John H April 14th 05 10:31 PM

On Thu, 14 Apr 2005 21:21:59 GMT, Gene Kearns
wrote:

On Thu, 14 Apr 2005 16:26:39 -0400, John H
wrote:

My daughter gave birth yesterday to my newest Grandson, Micah, all 8 pounds 2
ounces of him. We tried to get her to hold off for a couple days until the day
Leonardo da Vince was born, the Titanic sunk, Abraham Lincoln died, Ivory soap
was invented (it floats!), the first MacDonald's restaurant opened, the first
major league baseball game was played outside the United States, in Montreal,
income taxes are due, and, of course, I was born.

But, she couldn't wait. He's a cute little guy, and his hands are almost big
enough to hold a fishin' rod already! (Boatin' related, doncha know!)


Congratulations to all!

Ah, yet another family member to spoil by the grandparents, so that
revenge can be had on your children..... :-)


Amen, amen! You got it!

Thanks, Gene.

--
John H

"All decisions are the result of binary thinking."

Don White April 14th 05 10:46 PM

John H wrote:
My daughter gave birth yesterday to my newest Grandson, Micah, all 8 pounds 2
ounces of him. We tried to get her to hold off for a couple days until the day
Leonardo da Vince was born, the Titanic sunk, Abraham Lincoln died, Ivory soap
was invented (it floats!), the first MacDonald's restaurant opened, the first
major league baseball game was played outside the United States, in Montreal,
income taxes are due, and, of course, I was born.

But, she couldn't wait. He's a cute little guy, and his hands are almost big
enough to hold a fishin' rod already! (Boatin' related, doncha know!)


That is the kind of 'good news' we all like to read. Congratulations!

John H April 14th 05 10:57 PM

On Thu, 14 Apr 2005 21:46:19 GMT, Don White wrote:

John H wrote:
My daughter gave birth yesterday to my newest Grandson, Micah, all 8 pounds 2
ounces of him. We tried to get her to hold off for a couple days until the day
Leonardo da Vince was born, the Titanic sunk, Abraham Lincoln died, Ivory soap
was invented (it floats!), the first MacDonald's restaurant opened, the first
major league baseball game was played outside the United States, in Montreal,
income taxes are due, and, of course, I was born.

But, she couldn't wait. He's a cute little guy, and his hands are almost big
enough to hold a fishin' rod already! (Boatin' related, doncha know!)


That is the kind of 'good news' we all like to read. Congratulations!


Thanks Don. I mentioned Montreal just for you!
--
John H

"All decisions are the result of binary thinking."

Eisboch April 14th 05 11:33 PM

Congrats, John, on the new family member.

Eisboch



Don White April 15th 05 01:17 AM

John H wrote:


Thanks Don. I mentioned Montreal just for you!


The Titanic has a very close connection also.
see http://titanic.gov.ns.ca/

[email protected] April 15th 05 01:30 AM

How wonderful for you!

Congrats.

You know, I knew you were an old fart, but if you were really born on
the day Abraham Lincoln died, why isn't this a great, great, great,
great, ....grandchild? :-)

Using the same bizarre standard, I'm nowhere nearly as old as you are
John. I was born on the same day as Adolph Hitler, (I too have a b'day
coming round the bend)...........so I'm only a hundred and something
now.


John H April 15th 05 01:39 AM

On Thu, 14 Apr 2005 18:33:08 -0400, "Eisboch" wrote:

Congrats, John, on the new family member.

Eisboch


Thanks!
--
John H

"All decisions are the result of binary thinking."

John H April 15th 05 01:41 AM

On 14 Apr 2005 17:30:02 -0700, wrote:

How wonderful for you!

Congrats.

You know, I knew you were an old fart, but if you were really born on
the day Abraham Lincoln died, why isn't this a great, great, great,
great, ....grandchild? :-)

Using the same bizarre standard, I'm nowhere nearly as old as you are
John. I was born on the same day as Adolph Hitler, (I too have a b'day
coming round the bend)...........so I'm only a hundred and something
now.


Thanks, Chuck!

Nice to know someone else had something famous to brag about on their birthday!
--
John H

"All decisions are the result of binary thinking."

K. Smith April 15th 05 11:15 AM

John H wrote:
My daughter gave birth yesterday to my newest Grandson, Micah, all 8 pounds 2
ounces of him. We tried to get her to hold off for a couple days until the day
Leonardo da Vince was born, the Titanic sunk, Abraham Lincoln died, Ivory soap
was invented (it floats!), the first MacDonald's restaurant opened, the first
major league baseball game was played outside the United States, in Montreal,
income taxes are due, and, of course, I was born.

But, she couldn't wait. He's a cute little guy, and his hands are almost big
enough to hold a fishin' rod already! (Boatin' related, doncha know!)


Congrats John, enjoy.

K


[email protected] April 15th 05 11:49 PM

K Smith wrote:


Congrats John, enjoy.

K


*****************


That's it?

No 15 paragraphs of "stuff" attached?

Congrats to you too, Karen. Really. :-)


JimH April 15th 05 11:56 PM


wrote in message
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K Smith wrote:


Congrats John, enjoy.

K


*****************


That's it?

No 15 paragraphs of "stuff" attached?

Congrats to you too, Karen. Really. :-)




JimH April 15th 05 11:57 PM


wrote in message
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K Smith wrote:


Congrats John, enjoy.

K


*****************


That's it?

No 15 paragraphs of "stuff" attached?


I thought that was your thing Chuck. ;-)




Bert Robbins April 16th 05 01:41 AM


wrote in message
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K Smith wrote:


Congrats John, enjoy.

K


*****************


That's it?

No 15 paragraphs of "stuff" attached?

Congrats to you too, Karen. Really. :-)


Chuck, you really are a piece of dirt to say that. If you can't figure out
why alot of people think you are a petty asshole try objectively reading
this entire thread.



Don White April 16th 05 02:39 AM

Bert Robbins wrote:

Chuck, you really are a piece of dirt to say that. If you can't figure out
why alot of people think you are a petty asshole try objectively reading
this entire thread.



There we go again...how many times have you called people a**hole this
week? Where's that soap Doug is peddling. We may need the whole
truckload.
And tell your sweetie JimH that a badass jarhead doesn't need a boatless
wonder to hold his hand!

[email protected] April 16th 05 02:41 AM

Bert Robbins wrote:

Chuck, you really are a piece of dirt to say that. If you can't figure
out
why alot of people think you are a petty asshole try objectively
reading
this entire thread.

****************

Is this national weird post day over on the right side of the fence, or
something?

In another thread, I admonished myself for a number of specific things
and JimH responded by objecting to my "personal attack". Weird enough.

Then, I congratulate Karen on showing some restraint and saying
something nice about John's new grandbaby without her customary "Gould
is a piece of **** and here's Krause's lie of the Day" attached, and
that makes me a "piece of dirt"? Weirder still.

Well I certainly don't want to be a piece of Dirt, Bert. I guess I'll
watch your behavior very carefully and try to emulate that. Should I
succeed, nobody will ever consider me a "petty" asshole, of that I can
be certain.


Bert Robbins April 16th 05 02:50 AM


"Don White" wrote in message
...
Bert Robbins wrote:

Chuck, you really are a piece of dirt to say that. If you can't figure
out why alot of people think you are a petty asshole try objectively
reading this entire thread.



There we go again...how many times have you called people a**hole this
week? Where's that soap Doug is peddling. We may need the whole
truckload.


Grow up Don!

And tell your sweetie JimH that a badass jarhead doesn't need a boatless
wonder to hold his hand!


You haven't got a clue have you?



John H April 16th 05 04:31 PM

On Fri, 15 Apr 2005 20:15:15 +1000, "K. Smith" wrote:

John H wrote:
My daughter gave birth yesterday to my newest Grandson, Micah, all 8 pounds 2
ounces of him. We tried to get her to hold off for a couple days until the day
Leonardo da Vince was born, the Titanic sunk, Abraham Lincoln died, Ivory soap
was invented (it floats!), the first MacDonald's restaurant opened, the first
major league baseball game was played outside the United States, in Montreal,
income taxes are due, and, of course, I was born.

But, she couldn't wait. He's a cute little guy, and his hands are almost big
enough to hold a fishin' rod already! (Boatin' related, doncha know!)


Congrats John, enjoy.

K


Thanks, Karen. I will!
--
John H

"All decisions are the result of binary thinking."

John H April 16th 05 04:31 PM

On 15 Apr 2005 15:49:25 -0700, wrote:

K Smith wrote:


Congrats John, enjoy.

K


*****************


That's it?

No 15 paragraphs of "stuff" attached?

Congrats to you too, Karen. Really. :-)


I thought we'd stopped the personal attacks, Chuck.
--
John H

"All decisions are the result of binary thinking."

[email protected] April 16th 05 05:45 PM

That's it?


No 15 paragraphs of "stuff" attached?



Congrats to you too, Karen. Really. :-)




I thought we'd stopped the personal attacks, Chuck.
--
John H

"All decisions are the result of binary thinking

********************

It must be a contagious disease. Is Rush Limbaugh sending mind-altering
frequencies to all his listeners or something? First JimH interprets
something I explicitedly said about myself as a "personal attack", then
Bert said I am a "piece of dirt" for congratulating Karen on posting
without her typical jab at me and multi-paragraph broadside featuring
"The Krause lie of the day." Now you're chiming in with another
accusation of "personal attack"? What's up with that?

I made a "favorable" comment, complimenting Karen for posting without
her usual schtick attached.

That's a personal attack? I guess it must be, according to some
standards. The protest about personal attacks is run out on a moment's
notice, or shelved completely it seems, depending upon who is saying
what about whom.


JimH April 16th 05 05:49 PM


wrote in message
oups.com...
That's it?



No 15 paragraphs of "stuff" attached?



Congrats to you too, Karen. Really. :-)




I thought we'd stopped the personal attacks, Chuck.
--
John H

"All decisions are the result of binary thinking

********************

It must be a contagious disease. Is Rush Limbaugh sending mind-altering
frequencies to all his listeners or something? First JimH interprets
something I explicitedly said about myself as a "personal attack", then
Bert said I am a "piece of dirt" for congratulating Karen on posting
without her typical jab at me and multi-paragraph broadside featuring
"The Krause lie of the day." Now you're chiming in with another
accusation of "personal attack"? What's up with that?

I made a "favorable" comment, complimenting Karen for posting without
her usual schtick attached.

That's a personal attack? I guess it must be, according to some
standards. The protest about personal attacks is run out on a moment's
notice, or shelved completely it seems, depending upon who is saying
what about whom.


Ah, the old "who me?" routine.



The real ME April 16th 05 06:06 PM

Chuck,

It is nice to see you are not being an asshole, keep up the good work.

Now that is a nice favorable comment, no one would ever think that was a
personal attack.




wrote in message
oups.com...
That's it?



No 15 paragraphs of "stuff" attached?



Congrats to you too, Karen. Really. :-)




I thought we'd stopped the personal attacks, Chuck.
--
John H

"All decisions are the result of binary thinking

********************

It must be a contagious disease. Is Rush Limbaugh sending mind-altering
frequencies to all his listeners or something? First JimH interprets
something I explicitedly said about myself as a "personal attack", then
Bert said I am a "piece of dirt" for congratulating Karen on posting
without her typical jab at me and multi-paragraph broadside featuring
"The Krause lie of the day." Now you're chiming in with another
accusation of "personal attack"? What's up with that?

I made a "favorable" comment, complimenting Karen for posting without
her usual schtick attached.

That's a personal attack? I guess it must be, according to some
standards. The protest about personal attacks is run out on a moment's
notice, or shelved completely it seems, depending upon who is saying
what about whom.




Don White April 16th 05 06:32 PM

wrote:


It must be a contagious disease. Is Rush Limbaugh sending mind-altering
frequencies to all his listeners or something? First JimH interprets
something I explicitedly said about myself as a "personal attack", then
Bert said I am a "piece of dirt" for congratulating Karen on posting
without her typical jab at me and multi-paragraph broadside featuring
"The Krause lie of the day." Now you're chiming in with another
accusation of "personal attack"? What's up with that?

I made a "favorable" comment, complimenting Karen for posting without
her usual schtick attached.

That's a personal attack? I guess it must be, according to some
standards. The protest about personal attacks is run out on a moment's
notice, or shelved completely it seems, depending upon who is saying
what about whom.



So seldom is anything good or complimentary said to those characters
(for good reason) that they don't know how to handle a compliment.


Don White April 16th 05 06:38 PM

Harry.Krause wrote:


Stop wasting your time here, fella, and get your butt over to my house.
I'm installing a set of stairs and I could use some more help.


Stairs?? I just came in out of the sun after doing 'pick & shovel' work
in front. We're replacing our livingroom windows and the wife decided we
should frame the opening in a 'bay/bow' fashion to gain more square
footage of useable space. Up here it's advisable to set your footinga
about 3.5 feet deep....below the frost line. I was hoping i'd hit
bedrock before I got that deep.

John H April 16th 05 07:16 PM

On 16 Apr 2005 09:45:45 -0700, wrote:

That's it?



No 15 paragraphs of "stuff" attached?



Congrats to you too, Karen. Really. :-)




I thought we'd stopped the personal attacks, Chuck.

********************

It must be a contagious disease. Is Rush Limbaugh sending mind-altering
frequencies to all his listeners or something? First JimH interprets
something I explicitedly said about myself as a "personal attack", then
Bert said I am a "piece of dirt" for congratulating Karen on posting
without her typical jab at me and multi-paragraph broadside featuring
"The Krause lie of the day." Now you're chiming in with another
accusation of "personal attack"? What's up with that?

I made a "favorable" comment, complimenting Karen for posting without
her usual schtick attached.

That's a personal attack? I guess it must be, according to some
standards. The protest about personal attacks is run out on a moment's
notice, or shelved completely it seems, depending upon who is saying
what about whom.
*****************************

I hadn't read the other responses. I have no idea what Limbaugh said on the
subject. (Is there an implication there?) From your perspective, I may have
'chimed in', but from mine, I simply made a comment to your post.

To me, your comment was an attack. It was subtle, but it sure wasn't called for
in a thread congratulating me for the birth of my grandson.

I responded the way I did because I was genuinely surprised at your comment,
given how you've managed to do so well for so long.
--
John H

"All decisions are the result of binary thinking."


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