Care to enjoy the sand, the sun? Are you ready to get away, kick back
and run for your friggin life? Do you long to take long rides into the
country side listening to the sounds of angry mobs, stones hitting
your armored car and the thunder of crude explosive devices? Then we
have a package for you! Come visit Bagdad! Relax in the Rubble of
local hotels... Talk to the fearful locals. Feel safe and secure as
you roam the streets in your kevlar jacket before curfew and chat with
soldiers who have enjoying themselves in Iraq for over a year
themselves ..so much so they dont even know when they will return...
Come! Come back to Bagdad! AGAIN AND AGAIN!

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AA will be discontinuing flights to Cuba as per Bush Admin. Cuba is
evil with its low crime, free health car, cigars, lack of oil and tens
of thousands of europeans who visit its sandy beaches every year.

Thank you and have a nice flight!


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