You know how Cato used to jump out of closets & armoirs to attack inspector
Clousseau in the Pink Panther movies? My son did that to me last night, just
for grins. After wrestling for a couple of minutes, I went to grab his arm
REALLY fast. He moved the arm, and I basically slugged what was behind it -
his hip bone. Crunch. He thinks it's funny. But, he requested steak for
dinner tomorrow - the perfect accompaniment to "NYPD Blue". He doesn't
realize yet, but he's making dinner while I kick back with a bourbon. :-) I
might advise him with lighting the charcoal, but then again, he might look
good with cajun blackened hair.

Gee...I'm typng from 24" away with my pecker, and I'm still a better writer
than Dave Hall. :-)

"Don White" wrote in message
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Do we dare ask you what you were doing?

Doug Kanter wrote in message
...

Because I fractured a bone in my hand last night and I'm trying to type
with
a cast on, I'll let you get away with that silly comment for now. But
I'll
be back for you, Mr Molar. :-)