I really shouldn't give you guys any information on what my entries are

going to be but, ahhh, WTF...



A: An implant. Seems lots of people these days have ear-rings, nose-rings,

belly-rings, etc. etc. Also, I see on the news every day that Americans are

getting fatter and fatter. Watching the "SuperSize Me" film they show huge,

huge Americans. So I propose to put flotation foam under the skin of

boaters. We're still working out the toxicity issues, but my hope is that

it will become a fashion statement. No longer will being a "large" person

be a sign of possible shame. Instead it will be the "in" thing. Even
non-boaters

may opt to have our procedure done, maybe to make it look like they can

afford a boat, or just for the fashion of it.



Side Note: We expect "Frontal Flotation" to be a big hit.



B: An inflatable necklace. The most important function of a PFD is to

keep your head above water. With a new material we are developing

you will be able to wear a just slightly larger than normal necklace. Upon

contact with water it automatically blows up to 12 times it's size. And

since the material floats...it keeps your head above water. (For marketing

we're working on licensing the rights to the old "Good Times" TV theme

song. http://timstvshowcase.com/goodtime.html) So far there is just one

problem. As the necklace expands it puts pressure on the wind-pipe

and suffocates the victim. Oh, and one test subject got a nasty surprise

when she forgot to take it off before washing her face.





C: PDF Shoes. That's right, you heard it here first. But this is the one

we really believe will win the competition so, sorry, but I can't give you

any details.



Good Luck to All,

gary

Pretty funny. :-)

Maybe we should insist that all female boaters get a boob job so each
comes equipped with a genuine (OK, not all that genuine) Mae West.

On 31 Mar 2005 09:41:38 -0800, wrote:

Maybe we should insist that all female boaters get a boob job so each
comes equipped with a genuine (OK, not all that genuine) Mae West.

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Especially on the go fast boats, there seem to be a fair number who
have alerady done that. Perhaps what we need now is better testing to
see if their flotation is adequate. It would be an intersting project
for those looking to get some, errr, hands on experience in the
testing business.

Especially on the go fast boats, there seem to be a fair number who
have alerady done that. Perhaps what we need now is better testing to
see if their flotation is adequate. It would be an intersting project
for those looking to get some, errr, hands on experience in the
testing business.
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A local, male, radio personality had to read a live commercial about a
bra sale.
The big push (Ok that was bad) associated with the sale was that
professional bra fitters would be on hand to advise on appropriate
sizing. After reading the final line, where the professional bra
fitters were mentioned again, the radio personality paused a moment and
then asked, "Why do I suddenly feel like I wasted my life working as a
talk show host? That sounds like a pretty good gig!" :-)