Here's an ego defaltor for ya:

I tried to view this site, apparently having something to do with women
(I hope they're women) wearing skirts.

After waiting a minute or so I finally got a message on the monitor:
"Website not responding"

Well there ya go. Get to middle age, lose a little hair, get a little
gray around the beard and all of a sudden those gals in skirts just
stop "responding".

Ain't it the truth?