"HKrause" wrote in message
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My retired buddy in Costa Rica sent this along...great biz opp...anyone
know a dentist who might want to partner?
Club Doll House
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Yes, it is exactly what you think it is. A "Gentleman's Club."


Where will you find the 'gentlemen' in this newsgroup........?

"HKrause" wrote in message
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My retired buddy in Costa Rica sent this along...great biz opp...anyone
know a dentist who might want to partner?



Club Doll House

Codigo / Code: 00165
Tipo / Type: Comercial
Provincia / Province: SanJosé
Ciudad / City: San Jose
Precio / Price:$550,000.00

Did they include a balance sheet? I'd like to inspect the ASSets and
liabilities.

"HKrause" wrote in message
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NOYB wrote:
"HKrause" wrote in message
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My retired buddy in Costa Rica sent this along...great biz opp...anyone
know a dentist who might want to partner?



Club Doll House

Codigo / Code: 00165
Tipo / Type: Comercial
Provincia / Province: SanJosé
Ciudad / City: San Jose
Precio / Price:$550,000.00


Did they include a balance sheet? I'd like to inspect the ASSets and
liabilities.




I'm sure I could get a spreadsheet.

If the business is located in the US have them get a copy of their schedule
E from the IRS and then look it over. Nobody lies to the IRS about income
and expenses.

"HKrause" wrote in message
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Bert Robbins wrote:
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NOYB wrote:

"HKrause" wrote in message
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My retired buddy in Costa Rica sent this along...great biz opp...anyone
know a dentist who might want to partner?



Club Doll House

Codigo / Code: 00165
Tipo / Type: Comercial
Provincia / Province: SanJosé
Ciudad / City: San Jose
Precio / Price:$550,000.00


Did they include a balance sheet? I'd like to inspect the ASSets and
liabilities.




I'm sure I could get a spreadsheet.


If the business is located in the US have them get a copy of their
schedule E from the IRS and then look it over. Nobody lies to the IRS
about income and expenses.





Uh, Bert...it's a Costa Rican adult fun house. In Costa Rica.

And how are you going value your new acquisition?

"HKrause" wrote in message
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Bert Robbins wrote:
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Bert Robbins wrote:

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NOYB wrote:


"HKrause" wrote in message
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My retired buddy in Costa Rica sent this along...great biz
opp...anyone know a dentist who might want to partner?



Club Doll House

Codigo / Code: 00165
Tipo / Type: Comercial
Provincia / Province: SanJosé
Ciudad / City: San Jose
Precio / Price:$550,000.00


Did they include a balance sheet? I'd like to inspect the ASSets and
liabilities.




I'm sure I could get a spreadsheet.


If the business is located in the US have them get a copy of their
schedule E from the IRS and then look it over. Nobody lies to the IRS
about income and expenses.





Uh, Bert...it's a Costa Rican adult fun house. In Costa Rica.


And how are you going value your new acquisition?


We're just talking about the fun part now. I wonder if you can depreciate
the inventory?


What about consuming all of the profits?

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Bert Robbins wrote:

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Bert Robbins wrote:


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NOYB wrote:



"HKrause" wrote in message
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My retired buddy in Costa Rica sent this along...great biz
opp...anyone know a dentist who might want to partner?



Club Doll House

Codigo / Code: 00165
Tipo / Type: Comercial
Provincia / Province: SanJosé
Ciudad / City: San Jose
Precio / Price:$550,000.00


Did they include a balance sheet? I'd like to inspect the ASSets
and liabilities.




I'm sure I could get a spreadsheet.


If the business is located in the US have them get a copy of their
schedule E from the IRS and then look it over. Nobody lies to the IRS
about income and expenses.





Uh, Bert...it's a Costa Rican adult fun house. In Costa Rica.


And how are you going value your new acquisition?


We're just talking about the fun part now. I wonder if you can depreciate
the inventory?



What about consuming all of the profits?



Well, there's that, too.

All seriousness aside, life is pretty good in Costa Rica for US ex-pats.
Stable government, decent and cheap health insurance, nice climate, some
interesting properties available at low prices. My buddy who moved there
after he retired bought a small "failed" coffee plantation. Not a big
place. It was really inexpensive. I suggested he change his name to Juan
Valdez but so far he has resisted.

As long as you keep your money in US financial institutions you should be
ok.

"HKrause" wrote in message
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Bert Robbins wrote:
"HKrause" wrote in message
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Bert Robbins wrote:

"HKrause" wrote in message
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NOYB wrote:


"HKrause" wrote in message
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My retired buddy in Costa Rica sent this along...great biz
opp...anyone know a dentist who might want to partner?



Club Doll House

Codigo / Code: 00165
Tipo / Type: Comercial
Provincia / Province: SanJosé
Ciudad / City: San Jose
Precio / Price:$550,000.00


Did they include a balance sheet? I'd like to inspect the ASSets and
liabilities.




I'm sure I could get a spreadsheet.


If the business is located in the US have them get a copy of their
schedule E from the IRS and then look it over. Nobody lies to the IRS
about income and expenses.





Uh, Bert...it's a Costa Rican adult fun house. In Costa Rica.


And how are you going value your new acquisition?


We're just talking about the fun part now. I wonder if you can depreciate
the inventory?


You *should* be able to. Nothing depreciates faster than a used a crack
whore.

"HKrause" wrote in message
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My retired buddy in Costa Rica sent this along...great biz opp...anyone
know a dentist who might want to partner?



Club Doll House

Codigo / Code: 00165
Tipo / Type: Comercial
Provincia / Province: SanJosé
Ciudad / City: San Jose
Precio / Price:$550,000.00
Metros cuadrados / Size (m2): 321
Dormitorios / Bedrooms: 0
Pisos / Floors: 1
Baños / Bathrooms: 3
Descripción Detallada / Description: Quieres invertir sin perder…. Ven
te ofrezco mi negocio con veinte años de experiencia, abierto todos los
días, horario continuo de 7 en adelante…., se encuentra ubicado en una
excelente zona de la Capital de Costa Rica, declarado patrimonio
Histórico, por las bellezas de edificios que lo rodean , también
declarada zona turística por la cantidad de Hoteles que se encuentran ahí.


Want to invest without loosing? I offer you my business with more than
20 years of experience. It is open everyday, from 7 on. Club Doll House
has an excellent location in the capital of San José, in Barrio Amón,
which is declared historical heritage due to the beautiful buildings and
architecture. This neighborhood has been also declared of turistic
interest, due to the amount of hotels that are there.


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Yes, it is exactly what you think it is. A "Gentleman's Club."





If it is good enough for the IRS, should be good for the rest of us. The
Government use to run and may still run a couple of Nevada Brothels, taken
in tax cases. Mustang Ranch near Reno was one of them.

""""""I'm sure I could get a spreadsheet.""''''

but do you know how to read it krause??? Now according to you,, your papa
left you a business, a family business, it didn't have a chance to even get
to the 3rd generation because the second generation was a dunce cluts lying
moron. Tell me krause,, how long after succession began did someone milk you
out of your papa's hard earned business? My estimate is before he was
planted. Probably was set up long before it happened as you simply broadcast
ignorance and stupidity there krause anywhere you go.









"HKrause" wrote in message
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NOYB wrote:
"HKrause" wrote in message
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My retired buddy in Costa Rica sent this along...great biz opp...anyone
know a dentist who might want to partner?



Club Doll House

Codigo / Code: 00165
Tipo / Type: Comercial
Provincia / Province: SanJosé
Ciudad / City: San Jose
Precio / Price:$550,000.00


Did they include a balance sheet? I'd like to inspect the ASSets and
liabilities.




I'm sure I could get a spreadsheet.

"NOYB" wrote in message
You *should* be able to. Nothing depreciates faster than a used a crack
whore.


Ouch! For a 'health professional', you have a funny way of refering to
people who could probably use professional help.