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Tuuk March 20th 05 03:24 PM

I've Graduated from Night Dental School
 
Bag of mail,,, lol,,,

ya,, krause,,, you liar,,, you get mail on Sundays ??? lol,,, by the bag
full??? lol,,, ooo my,,,


What is the purpose of becoming a dentists krause when you don't have any
teeth??? lol,,,

So your wife,, 20 years your junior,, your 3rd wife is going to school to
become a lawyer,,, and you a dentist,,, isn't this a little late in life
there krause????











"HarryKrause" wrote in message
...
This was in today's bag of email:

Dear Harry Krause

You have been pre-approved for a $826,000 Home Loan at a 4% Fixed Rate.

This offer is being extended to you unconditionally.

To take Advantage of this Limited, all we ask is that you visit our
Website and complete the Approval Form.

(URL deleted)

- - -


It was my understanding from reading this newsgroup that only dentists
receive these kinds of offers.

Therefore, I must have graduated from Dental Kollidge!





[email protected] March 20th 05 03:52 PM

Tuuk wrote:

Bag of mail,,, lol,,,


ya,, krause,,, you liar,,, you get mail on Sundays ??? lol,,, by the
bag
full??? lol,,, ooo my,,,


***********

You might want to send your monitor out for repairs.

Some pixels must be shorted out where the "e" appeared before the word
"mail".

Certainly most everybody else saw the letter "e".

Either that, or hang 'round til somebody graduates from night
optometrist's school....


Don White March 20th 05 04:25 PM


wrote in message
oups.com...
You might want to send your monitor out for repairs.

Some pixels must be shorted out where the "e" appeared before the word
"mail".

Certainly most everybody else saw the letter "e".

Either that, or hang 'round til somebody graduates from night
optometrist's school....




Tuuk is another of the characters around here who won't let the facts get
in the way of his verbal diarrhea.



Don White March 20th 05 04:59 PM


"HarryKrause" wrote in message
...

We've taken a vote and named Tuuk president of the Obsessed with Harry
fanclub. If there's ever been a more confused d.f. here, I can't recall
his or her name.



That's quite an honour for him. The competition was fierce for that dubious
title.



[email protected] March 21st 05 01:00 PM


HarryKrause wrote:
Don White wrote:
wrote in message
oups.com...

You might want to send your monitor out for repairs.

Some pixels must be shorted out where the "e" appeared before the

word
"mail".

Certainly most everybody else saw the letter "e".

Either that, or hang 'round til somebody graduates from night
optometrist's school....





Tuuk is another of the characters around here who won't let the

facts get
in the way of his verbal diarrhea.




We've taken a vote and named Tuuk president of the Obsessed with

Harry
fanclub. If there's ever been a more confused d.f. here, I can't

recall
his or her name.


Congrats, Tuuk! I KNEW you could out do Karen, although you two do seem
to be mentally equivelant.


Don White March 21st 05 03:00 PM


"HarryKrause" wrote in message
...

We've sent Tuuk his Presidential Decoder Ring with its special three
letter code. He's already called Tech Support to find out what "Duh"

means.



hee hee...that's a goodun'!



NOYB March 21st 05 05:46 PM


"HarryKrause" wrote in message
...
This was in today's bag of email:

Dear Harry Krause

You have been pre-approved for a $826,000 Home Loan at a 4% Fixed Rate.

This offer is being extended to you unconditionally.

To take Advantage of this Limited, all we ask is that you visit our
Website and complete the Approval Form.

(URL deleted)

- - -


It was my understanding from reading this newsgroup that only dentists
receive these kinds of offers.


Only the older dentists get such an offer. Us young guns have to settle for
$790k at 4.25%...but at least they fix the rate for 5 years.



NOYB March 21st 05 07:30 PM


"HarryKrause" wrote in message
...
NOYB wrote:
"HarryKrause" wrote in message
...

This was in today's bag of email:

Dear Harry Krause

You have been pre-approved for a $826,000 Home Loan at a 4% Fixed Rate.

This offer is being extended to you unconditionally.

To take Advantage of this Limited, all we ask is that you visit our
Website and complete the Approval Form.

(URL deleted)

- - -


It was my understanding from reading this newsgroup that only dentists
receive these kinds of offers.



Only the older dentists get such an offer. Us young guns have to settle
for $790k at 4.25%...but at least they fix the rate for 5 years.




I had a feeling you were still out there, somewhere.


I visited my brother in southeast TX for the weekend. We planned on
fishing offshore, but the winds were blowing out of the SSW at 20-25 knots.
We caught a mess of sheepshead off the leeward side of the bridge to South
Padre, and decided enough is enough...so off we went by boat to Parrot Eyes
to watch the Penthouse bikini contest. Of course, being sponsored by
Penthouse, there was very little "bikini" in their "bikini contest".






Don White March 21st 05 08:24 PM


"NOYB" wrote in message
et...
I visited my brother in southeast TX for the weekend. We planned on
fishing offshore, but the winds were blowing out of the SSW at 20-25

knots.
We caught a mess of sheepshead off the leeward side of the bridge to South
Padre, and decided enough is enough...so off we went by boat to Parrot

Eyes
to watch the Penthouse bikini contest. Of course, being sponsored by
Penthouse, there was very little "bikini" in their "bikini contest".




.....and the little wife was with you of course..........?



[email protected] March 21st 05 09:29 PM


NOYB wrote:
"HarryKrause" wrote in message
...
This was in today's bag of email:

Dear Harry Krause

You have been pre-approved for a $826,000 Home Loan at a 4% Fixed

Rate.

This offer is being extended to you unconditionally.

To take Advantage of this Limited, all we ask is that you visit our


Website and complete the Approval Form.

(URL deleted)

- - -


It was my understanding from reading this newsgroup that only

dentists
receive these kinds of offers.


Only the older dentists get such an offer. Us young guns have to

settle for
$790k at 4.25%...but at least they fix the rate for 5 years.


Is that why you have an interest only loan?



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