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NOYB March 2nd 05 08:19 PM


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Joe wrote:
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Yeah, how DID that happen, when you've stated here that you have an
interest only mortgage? Not only did you NOT pay cash, you're not

even
paying down the balance.


LOL!

You really do get dumber by the day.


Really? You don't think that NOYB has an interest only mortgage?


That's not why he called you stupid. He called you stupid because you
failed to realize that you can build equity in a house even when you don't
pay down the principal...and then turn around and apply that equity as a
downpayment on your next house.





NOYB March 2nd 05 08:22 PM


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NOYB wrote:
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NOYB wrote:

There is one home (out of 31 for sale in my neighborhood) under 7
figures.
It's 1500 sq ft., was built in 1960, and is priced at $959k.


************

31 homes for sale in your "neighborhood"? Either its a big
neighborhood, or that full size Bush billboard in your front yard

has
everybody p-o'd. :-) (kidding)

Illustrating my point, exactly. Lets say you paid $500,000 for you

pad,
and it would now sell for
$1.3mm. If you sold your house for that price and needed to move to
another just as nice, it would cost you $1.3mm to buy an equivalent
home in the same area.


Here's the real life example:
I paid $825k for the current home on the water.
The last house to sell just like mine sold for $1.225m.
After realty and closing costs, I'd clear about $360k

I sold my old house for $560k last year (not on the water)
The last house to sell like my old one just sold for $625k.
If I bought the new house for $625k, after closing costs, I'd be in

it for
under $650.

So I would net a quarter of a million dollars if I sold my current

home and
bought my old one again.

That's profit, right?

I could always sell my house and move a little bit inland...and make

a huge
profit in the process. Or I could move to Lee County instead of

Collier
County.


This from a person who has an interest only loan because he's maxed
out.....


I am maxed out...but a huge chunk of my debt will be retired in 4 years.
That'll free up $60,000/year in *additional* net disposable income.



Dr. Jonathan Smithers, MD Phd. March 2nd 05 09:02 PM

Bassy,
You need to tell NYOB that you call them mobile home communities.


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NOYB wrote:
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NOYB wrote:

Chuck is the first person that I've heard say that a home in a

rapidly
appreciating real estate market is *not* a good investment.

****************************

I'm seriously surprised.

Your house is a house. It's not an investment. Sky high and soaring
housing prices are only a good thing if you own other real estate

in
addition to your primary home. You can have your home, (which you
need), or the money tied up in it, but not both.

When you cash out an "investment" your options in life should

increase
substantially. When you cash out your house, you get to live in a

yurt.

But a really, really nice yurt.

Of course, I could retire to Snellville, buy an entire trailer park,

and
still put a million in my pocket.


Really? How many "trailer parks" are there in Snellville, GA? Do you
want the answer?




P.Fritz March 2nd 05 09:11 PM


"Dr. Jonathan Smithers, MD Phd." wrote in message
...
Bassy,
You need to tell NYOB that you call them mobile home communities.


Asslicker needs to 'man enough' to live up to his word regarding posting to
this NG




wrote in message
oups.com...

NOYB wrote:
wrote in message
ups.com...
NOYB wrote:

Chuck is the first person that I've heard say that a home in a

rapidly
appreciating real estate market is *not* a good investment.

****************************

I'm seriously surprised.

Your house is a house. It's not an investment. Sky high and soaring
housing prices are only a good thing if you own other real estate

in
addition to your primary home. You can have your home, (which you
need), or the money tied up in it, but not both.

When you cash out an "investment" your options in life should

increase
substantially. When you cash out your house, you get to live in a

yurt.

But a really, really nice yurt.

Of course, I could retire to Snellville, buy an entire trailer park,

and
still put a million in my pocket.


Really? How many "trailer parks" are there in Snellville, GA? Do you
want the answer?






John H March 2nd 05 10:12 PM

On Wed, 2 Mar 2005 16:02:03 -0500, "Dr. Jonathan Smithers, MD Phd."
wrote:

Bassy,
You need to tell NYOB that you call them mobile home communities.


No, they're "Manufactured Home Developments" in the back-counties of Virginia.

John H

"All decisions are the result of binary thinking."

John H March 2nd 05 10:15 PM

On Wed, 02 Mar 2005 20:22:53 GMT, "NOYB" wrote:


wrote in message
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NOYB wrote:
wrote in message
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NOYB wrote:

There is one home (out of 31 for sale in my neighborhood) under 7
figures.
It's 1500 sq ft., was built in 1960, and is priced at $959k.


************

31 homes for sale in your "neighborhood"? Either its a big
neighborhood, or that full size Bush billboard in your front yard

has
everybody p-o'd. :-) (kidding)

Illustrating my point, exactly. Lets say you paid $500,000 for you

pad,
and it would now sell for
$1.3mm. If you sold your house for that price and needed to move to
another just as nice, it would cost you $1.3mm to buy an equivalent
home in the same area.

Here's the real life example:
I paid $825k for the current home on the water.
The last house to sell just like mine sold for $1.225m.
After realty and closing costs, I'd clear about $360k

I sold my old house for $560k last year (not on the water)
The last house to sell like my old one just sold for $625k.
If I bought the new house for $625k, after closing costs, I'd be in

it for
under $650.

So I would net a quarter of a million dollars if I sold my current

home and
bought my old one again.

That's profit, right?

I could always sell my house and move a little bit inland...and make

a huge
profit in the process. Or I could move to Lee County instead of

Collier
County.


This from a person who has an interest only loan because he's maxed
out.....


I am maxed out...but a huge chunk of my debt will be retired in 4 years.
That'll free up $60,000/year in *additional* net disposable income.


With that much free money you could afford to buy a quadruple-wide with a
triple-wide on top. Just be sure to put a lightning rod up there.


John H

"All decisions are the result of binary thinking."

John H March 2nd 05 10:17 PM

On 2 Mar 2005 12:03:46 -0800, wrote:


I wonder if you'll ever be man enough to quit acting like a spoiled
little ****ing child. What a pathetic crumb of **** you are.



basskisser, a while back this post was made:
************************************************** ******
On 2 Mar 2005 06:54:20 -0800,
wrote:


John H wrote:

Here we go again. B'assikisser, it *was* kind of nice not having you

around for
a while.


Some find it nice when YOU aren't around.

John, a few simple questions for you. Do you find it acceptable to
knowingly post lies about other people? Do you think someone who does
so should be thought of as a person of integrity? Do you think that
someone who does this does so possibly because they've failed in life,
and need to bolster their ego? Do you think that a person would do such
things should should be taken seriously? Do you further think that
someone who has strange, untrue, unfactual ideas just pop into their
head (ie: thinking I beat my wife), as mentally stable?


Is this like the SAT?

basskisser, you're simply making your hole bigger. If you don't want to read the
comments written by others, then *kill file* them. That's how easy it is!

In answers to your questions (in order of the questions): No, so I don't do it,
and I'm not sure that others do, unless they are making a statement on a subject
about which I am knowledgeable. No, if they *knowingly* told a lie. No, I don't
believe that lying is an indication of life failure or ego bolstering. I believe
that lying will be detrimental to a person's ego. No, I don't think liars should
be taken seriously (you should know this by now!). I don't think a super
imagination is an indicator of a lack of mental stability.

Now. No one has said you beat your wife, nor smoke pot, nor do nasty things with
your kids, nor live in a trailer, nor any of the other multitude of things with
which you take issue.

From responses some make, I can see that Harry is still calling me names and
making statements that aren't true. Go back for the last several weeks and see
how many times Harry has posted in this fashion. I don't know, but I'm sure it's
several times. Now, count the number of times I responded to him. Now count the
number of times I responded to him with a paragraph full of capital letters and
requests for proof. Are you getting the drift yet?


John H

"All decisions are the result of binary thinking."
************************************************** *************

Did you read it? Did you think about it? Did you reach any conclusions? Is the
post this post is in response to an example of adult behavior?


John H

"All decisions are the result of binary thinking."

John H March 2nd 05 10:21 PM

On 2 Mar 2005 12:04:43 -0800, wrote:


P.Fritz wrote:
"JimH" wrote in message
...

wrote in message
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Here's the real life example:
I paid $825k for the current home on the water.
The last house to sell just like mine sold for $1.225m.
After realty and closing costs, I'd clear about $360k

I sold my old house for $560k last year (not on the water)
The last house to sell like my old one just sold for $625k.
If I bought the new house for $625k, after closing costs, I'd be

in it
for
under $650.


So I would net a quarter of a million dollars if I sold my current

home
and
bought my old one again.


That's profit, right?


*****************

No, it's merely the reorganization of numbers on the asset side of

your
balance sheet. Even if your house was in investment, you haven't
realized a gain until you sell it. Your neighbor's sale didn't put

any
money in your pocket. You need the house to live in. The amount of
money the house is worth is meaningless, as long as you are going

to
personally consume the asset by taking it for exclusive use.

The good news is that if the average income in Nipples doubles in

the
next couple of years, (is that likely?) your $1.2mm pad will be

"worth"
$2.4mm. The bad news is that if you sell the one you've got, and

don't
elect to lower your standard of housing, you'll simply have a

higher
number attached to an asset you don't have the flexiblity to sell.

Now, it you had purchased *two* or more homes for $825k and sold

oneof
more of them for $1.225, that $400k spread would indeed be gross
profit. You'd probably walk off with about $300k net after
commissions, cap gains taxes, local conveyance taxes, etc. Selling

your
personal house, and immediately replacing it with one costing as

much
or more, does not create "profit".



Round and round we go...where it stops nobody knows.


I wonder if he agrees with asslicker that schnapps is

whiskey...........it
make as much sense.


I wonder if you'll ever answer my question to you, you low life scum
bag.


I think 'low life' should be hyphenated when used in this manner, i.e., "...you
low-life..." Also, I believe 'scum bag' is, in fact, one word, i.e., 'scumbag'.

Other than that, your post was quite well written.


John H

"All decisions are the result of binary thinking."

JimH March 2nd 05 10:23 PM


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JimH wrote:
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DELTETED BY CHUCK:
First of all, the quality of your argument is diminished with your
childess
munipulation of the name of the city of Naples. It is Naples, not
Nipples.
Grow up Chuck.

Secondly, you have to look at the end result of the real estate
process.
Let us compare owning vs. renting.

Example (real life) I have $30,000:
EXAMPLE 1:

If purchasing a house: I buy a 4 bedroom house for $150,000,

putting
$30,000 down. I owe the bank $120,000 and I put nothing into the
house over
the years I own it other than the mortgage payment.

I then sell that house for $250,000, yielding $75,000 net after
commision,
payments to the bank and expenses. My initial investment was
$30,000. I
now have $75,000.

I then buy a house for $350,000, putting the entire $75,000 down.

I
owe the
bank $275,000 and I put nothing into the house over the years I

own
it other
than the mortgage payment.

I then sell that house for $450,000, yielding $133,000 net after
commision,
payments to the bank and expenses. My intial investment was

$30,000.
I now
have $133,000

I downsize and look back at that $150,000 starter home I once

owned.
It is
now selling for $300,000. I buy it, put down my $133,000 in down
payment and
thus owe the bank $167,000.

I eventually sell the house and move into a retirement community
(paid for
by my insurance). The house sells for $325,000. After expenses

and
commisions I net $155,000. My initial investment was $30,000.

I yielded a net profit of $125,000 on a $30,000 investment, *and*

I
had ZERO
living expenses over all those years.


EXAMPLE 2:

If renting a house/apartment: A $30,000 investment over 30 years

at
at 5%
rate of return would yield a return of $130,000.

With an average cost of rental housing over 30 years for a 4

bedroom
apartment @ $000/month (a very low average) of $180,000, I yield a

a
net
loss of -$50,000.

Compare to that the ownership scenario and realize almost a

$1000,000
return.

RESULTS:

A net profit of $100,000 to own.

A net loss of $50,000 to rent.

The difference....$150,000 over 30 years on a $30,000 ownership
investmet.

My scenarios were very conservative.

Real estate is not an investment? Bull****. You know

absolutely
nothing
about real estate Chuck.


***************

Funny, you would have thought I might have learned at least
something
after all these years.
I've bought and sold a total dozens of investment properties

since
the
early 70's, as well as several non investment primary

residences.
My
primary current income is from rents and royalties. Real estate

can
be
an *excellent* investment, but your personal house is not an
investment
property in the most accurate sense of the word.

Even if you could sell your left leg, that wouldn't make in an
"investment". You need it. Just like you need your house. If the
food
in your kitchen cupboards doubled in price, you wouldn't be any
richer
unless you could get by without eating. As soon as you sold your
"appreciated" food you would need to spend an equal amount to
replace
it.

Summing up: Real estate = investment. Primary residence=

housing
expense.

This is ever so typical.

a. You delete the majority of my reply.

b. You make up things and present them as facts, then surround

your
entire
argument around those made up *facts.

c. You delete sections of the post you respond to then twist the
facts as
they were originally presented.

Dispute the facts all you want Chuck. The facts show that you are
wrong.

BTW: Get over it, stop whining and move on.

At least he's not a proven liar like you, Jim. It's a damned shame

that
you and your two circle jerk buddies have resorted to the lowest of

the
low, in that you choose to knowingly post lies about other people,

in
order to bolster your pathetic egos.


Glad to see you survived your week in detox ok.


Yet another lie from JimH. The most prolific liar on usenet. Please
show what you know about me EVER being "in detox". What a good for
nothing ****ing liar you are.

How is your marijuana crop this year?


What "marijuana crop", Jim? Please show any evidence you have that I
have one. Another ****ing lie, from the ****ing liar. What a nasty
little piglet you are. By the way, my wife's doing fine, and she likes
to go fishing with me on my boat.


The one you planted after your order from Heaven's Stairway
arrived...remember?

If not, try this to refresh your memory: http://tinyurl.com/6kllf

And that Heaven's Stairway site is located he http://www.hempqc.com/

So how good of crop did you have last year?



P.Fritz March 2nd 05 10:37 PM


"JimH" wrote in message
...

wrote in message
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JimH wrote:
wrote in message
ups.com...

JimH wrote:
wrote in message
oups.com...


DELTETED BY CHUCK:
First of all, the quality of your argument is diminished with your
childess
munipulation of the name of the city of Naples. It is Naples, not
Nipples.
Grow up Chuck.

Secondly, you have to look at the end result of the real estate
process.
Let us compare owning vs. renting.

Example (real life) I have $30,000:
EXAMPLE 1:

If purchasing a house: I buy a 4 bedroom house for $150,000,

putting
$30,000 down. I owe the bank $120,000 and I put nothing into the
house over
the years I own it other than the mortgage payment.

I then sell that house for $250,000, yielding $75,000 net after
commision,
payments to the bank and expenses. My initial investment was
$30,000. I
now have $75,000.

I then buy a house for $350,000, putting the entire $75,000 down.

I
owe the
bank $275,000 and I put nothing into the house over the years I

own
it other
than the mortgage payment.

I then sell that house for $450,000, yielding $133,000 net after
commision,
payments to the bank and expenses. My intial investment was

$30,000.
I now
have $133,000

I downsize and look back at that $150,000 starter home I once

owned.
It is
now selling for $300,000. I buy it, put down my $133,000 in down
payment and
thus owe the bank $167,000.

I eventually sell the house and move into a retirement community
(paid for
by my insurance). The house sells for $325,000. After expenses

and
commisions I net $155,000. My initial investment was $30,000.

I yielded a net profit of $125,000 on a $30,000 investment, *and*

I
had ZERO
living expenses over all those years.


EXAMPLE 2:

If renting a house/apartment: A $30,000 investment over 30 years

at
at 5%
rate of return would yield a return of $130,000.

With an average cost of rental housing over 30 years for a 4

bedroom
apartment @ $000/month (a very low average) of $180,000, I yield a

a
net
loss of -$50,000.

Compare to that the ownership scenario and realize almost a

$1000,000
return.

RESULTS:

A net profit of $100,000 to own.

A net loss of $50,000 to rent.

The difference....$150,000 over 30 years on a $30,000 ownership
investmet.

My scenarios were very conservative.

Real estate is not an investment? Bull****. You know

absolutely
nothing
about real estate Chuck.


***************

Funny, you would have thought I might have learned at least
something
after all these years.
I've bought and sold a total dozens of investment properties

since
the
early 70's, as well as several non investment primary

residences.
My
primary current income is from rents and royalties. Real estate

can
be
an *excellent* investment, but your personal house is not an
investment
property in the most accurate sense of the word.

Even if you could sell your left leg, that wouldn't make in an
"investment". You need it. Just like you need your house. If the
food
in your kitchen cupboards doubled in price, you wouldn't be any
richer
unless you could get by without eating. As soon as you sold your
"appreciated" food you would need to spend an equal amount to
replace
it.

Summing up: Real estate = investment. Primary residence=

housing
expense.

This is ever so typical.

a. You delete the majority of my reply.

b. You make up things and present them as facts, then surround

your
entire
argument around those made up *facts.

c. You delete sections of the post you respond to then twist the
facts as
they were originally presented.

Dispute the facts all you want Chuck. The facts show that you are
wrong.

BTW: Get over it, stop whining and move on.

At least he's not a proven liar like you, Jim. It's a damned shame

that
you and your two circle jerk buddies have resorted to the lowest of

the
low, in that you choose to knowingly post lies about other people,

in
order to bolster your pathetic egos.


Glad to see you survived your week in detox ok.


Yet another lie from JimH. The most prolific liar on usenet. Please
show what you know about me EVER being "in detox". What a good for
nothing ****ing liar you are.

How is your marijuana crop this year?


What "marijuana crop", Jim? Please show any evidence you have that I
have one. Another ****ing lie, from the ****ing liar. What a nasty
little piglet you are. By the way, my wife's doing fine, and she likes
to go fishing with me on my boat.


The one you planted after your order from Heaven's Stairway
arrived...remember?

If not, try this to refresh your memory: http://tinyurl.com/6kllf

And that Heaven's Stairway site is located he http://www.hempqc.com/

So how good of crop did you have last year?


Did asslicker stop beating his wife yet?







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