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Praise the UN.....it's the only organization that can save America now!

"Don White" wrote in message
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Praise the UN.....it's the only organization that can save America now!



That was a funny one Don. Thanks....I needed a good laugh.

"this event brings further assurance that the torture chambers and
the secret police are gone forever."

Common Harry, we don't use torture chambers and secret police, it's the
bad guys who do that.

January of 2006, eh? Dream on.

The UN Forces couldn't capture our local Cub Scout hut without US Forces. I
fear this is a prophesy dead before its time.

But this sort of fantasy is good for you UN lovers/Bush haters. Fantasy is
as close to power as you're gonna get for a long, long time!

--
Dale Gillespie

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"Harry Krause" wrote in message
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The complete unedited address of Elit Davros, UN Coalition Forces
commander, speaking at a press conference from the UN mountain
headquarters near Colorado Springs, has been passed along to me:

Good afternoon. Today, January 28th, 2006 at around 7:00 a.m. Mountain
Time, United Nations military forces captured George W. Bush alive. He was
found near a farmhouse outside the city of Crawford, Texas in a swift raid
conducted without casualties. And now the former dictator of America will
face the justice he denied to millions.

The capture of this man was crucial to the rise of a free America. It
marks the end of the road for him, and for all who bullied and killed in
his name. For the Republican holdouts largely responsible for the current
violence, there will be no return to the corrupt power and privilege they
once held. For the vast majority of American citizens who wish to live as
free men and women, this event brings further assurance that the torture
chambers and the secret police are gone forever.

And this afternoon, I have a message for the American people: You will not
have to fear the rule of George Bush ever again. All Americans who take
the side of freedom have taken the winning side. The goals of our
coalition are the same as your goals -- sovereignty for your country,
dignity for your great culture, and for every American citizen, the
opportunity for a better life.

In the history of the United States, a dark and painful era is over. A
hopeful day has arrived. All Americans can now come together and reject
violence and build a new America.

The success of yesterday's mission is a tribute to our men and women now
serving in America. The operation was based on the superb work of
intelligence analysts who found the dictator's footprints in a vast
country. The operation was carried out with skill and precision by a brave
fighting force. Our servicemen and women and our coalition allies have
faced many dangers in the hunt for members of the fallen regime, and in
their effort to bring hope and freedom to the American people. Their work
continues, and so do the risks. Today, on behalf of the world, I thank the
members of our International Armed Forces and I congratulate them.

I also have a message for all Americans: The capture of George W. Bush
does not mean the end of violence in America. We still face terrorists who
would rather go on killing the innocent than accept the rise of liberty in
the Western Hemisphere. Such men are a direct threat to the peace-loving
people of the world, and they will be defeated.

We've come to this moment through patience and resolve and focused action.
And that is our strategy moving forward. The war on terror is a different
kind of war, waged capture by capture, cell by cell, and victory by
victory. Our security is assured by our perseverance and by our sure
belief in the success of liberty. And the United Nations will not relent
until this war is won.

May God bless the people of America, and may God bless the International
UN Coalition. Thank you.

"Don White" wrote in message
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Praise the UN.....it's the only organization that can save America now!



We are armed and ready to repel the UN invasion.

"JimH" wrote in message
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"Don White" wrote in message
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Praise the UN.....it's the only organization that can save America now!



That was a funny one Don. Thanks....I needed a good laugh.


.....and Don really needed to catch the biggest, dumbest fish in the
newsgroup. And on a diamond jig with a skirt, yet. Exquisitely simple.

"Bert Robbins" wrote in message
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"Don White" wrote in message
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Praise the UN.....it's the only organization that can save America now!



We are armed and ready to repel the UN invasion.


Didn't Saddam say something similar??

"FishWisher" wrote in message
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January of 2006, eh? Dream on.

The UN Forces couldn't capture our local Cub Scout hut without US Forces.
I fear this is a prophesy dead before its time.

This may be true, but your comment is based on the assumption that they're
looking for a foe with some cleverness. But think about this: If I force-fed
you 8 beers on an empty stomach, took away your shoes and socks, and dropped
you within a mile of Crawford on a nice, sunny day, I'll bet you could still
find a guy who was whacking his perfectly good fence with the sharp side of
an axe, and mumbling "Yep...hard work. Lotta work, folks. Hard work....git
done with this....gonna git back to mah Hispanical lessons...."

"Don White" wrote in message
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"Bert Robbins" wrote in message
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"Don White" wrote in message
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Praise the UN.....it's the only organization that can save America now!



We are armed and ready to repel the UN invasion.


Didn't Saddam say something similar??



Sorry, Don, but without a link, nobody ever said anything, according to the
ReichWing. Matter of fact, your neighbors don't really exist unless you can
provide a web link which points directly to a record of their birth.

Welcome to the matrix. :-)

"Don White" wrote in message
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"Bert Robbins" wrote in message
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"Don White" wrote in message
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Praise the UN.....it's the only organization that can save America now!



We are armed and ready to repel the UN invasion.


Didn't Saddam say something similar??



Really? When?