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Don White February 13th 05 07:08 PM

Food for thought on a slow Sunday
 
Praise the UN.....it's the only organization that can save America now!



JimH February 13th 05 07:16 PM


"Don White" wrote in message
...
Praise the UN.....it's the only organization that can save America now!



That was a funny one Don. Thanks....I needed a good laugh.



Jim February 13th 05 08:26 PM



"this event brings further assurance that the torture chambers and

the secret police are gone forever."

Common Harry, we don't use torture chambers and secret police, it's the
bad guys who do that.




FishWisher February 13th 05 08:33 PM

January of 2006, eh? Dream on.

The UN Forces couldn't capture our local Cub Scout hut without US Forces. I
fear this is a prophesy dead before its time.

But this sort of fantasy is good for you UN lovers/Bush haters. Fantasy is
as close to power as you're gonna get for a long, long time!

--
Dale Gillespie

My Homepage: http://groups.msn.com/FishWishersHom..._whatsnew.msnw
My RV Site: http://groups.msn.com/CoachpotatosRV..._whatsnew.msnw
"Harry Krause" wrote in message
...
The complete unedited address of Elit Davros, UN Coalition Forces
commander, speaking at a press conference from the UN mountain
headquarters near Colorado Springs, has been passed along to me:

Good afternoon. Today, January 28th, 2006 at around 7:00 a.m. Mountain
Time, United Nations military forces captured George W. Bush alive. He was
found near a farmhouse outside the city of Crawford, Texas in a swift raid
conducted without casualties. And now the former dictator of America will
face the justice he denied to millions.

The capture of this man was crucial to the rise of a free America. It
marks the end of the road for him, and for all who bullied and killed in
his name. For the Republican holdouts largely responsible for the current
violence, there will be no return to the corrupt power and privilege they
once held. For the vast majority of American citizens who wish to live as
free men and women, this event brings further assurance that the torture
chambers and the secret police are gone forever.

And this afternoon, I have a message for the American people: You will not
have to fear the rule of George Bush ever again. All Americans who take
the side of freedom have taken the winning side. The goals of our
coalition are the same as your goals -- sovereignty for your country,
dignity for your great culture, and for every American citizen, the
opportunity for a better life.

In the history of the United States, a dark and painful era is over. A
hopeful day has arrived. All Americans can now come together and reject
violence and build a new America.

The success of yesterday's mission is a tribute to our men and women now
serving in America. The operation was based on the superb work of
intelligence analysts who found the dictator's footprints in a vast
country. The operation was carried out with skill and precision by a brave
fighting force. Our servicemen and women and our coalition allies have
faced many dangers in the hunt for members of the fallen regime, and in
their effort to bring hope and freedom to the American people. Their work
continues, and so do the risks. Today, on behalf of the world, I thank the
members of our International Armed Forces and I congratulate them.

I also have a message for all Americans: The capture of George W. Bush
does not mean the end of violence in America. We still face terrorists who
would rather go on killing the innocent than accept the rise of liberty in
the Western Hemisphere. Such men are a direct threat to the peace-loving
people of the world, and they will be defeated.

We've come to this moment through patience and resolve and focused action.
And that is our strategy moving forward. The war on terror is a different
kind of war, waged capture by capture, cell by cell, and victory by
victory. Our security is assured by our perseverance and by our sure
belief in the success of liberty. And the United Nations will not relent
until this war is won.

May God bless the people of America, and may God bless the International
UN Coalition. Thank you.





Bert Robbins February 13th 05 09:38 PM


"Don White" wrote in message
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Praise the UN.....it's the only organization that can save America now!



We are armed and ready to repel the UN invasion.



Doug Kanter February 13th 05 10:22 PM


"JimH" wrote in message
...

"Don White" wrote in message
...
Praise the UN.....it's the only organization that can save America now!



That was a funny one Don. Thanks....I needed a good laugh.


.....and Don really needed to catch the biggest, dumbest fish in the
newsgroup. And on a diamond jig with a skirt, yet. Exquisitely simple.



Don White February 13th 05 10:25 PM


"Bert Robbins" wrote in message
...

"Don White" wrote in message
...
Praise the UN.....it's the only organization that can save America now!



We are armed and ready to repel the UN invasion.


Didn't Saddam say something similar??



Doug Kanter February 13th 05 10:32 PM

"FishWisher" wrote in message
...
January of 2006, eh? Dream on.

The UN Forces couldn't capture our local Cub Scout hut without US Forces.
I fear this is a prophesy dead before its time.


This may be true, but your comment is based on the assumption that they're
looking for a foe with some cleverness. But think about this: If I force-fed
you 8 beers on an empty stomach, took away your shoes and socks, and dropped
you within a mile of Crawford on a nice, sunny day, I'll bet you could still
find a guy who was whacking his perfectly good fence with the sharp side of
an axe, and mumbling "Yep...hard work. Lotta work, folks. Hard work....git
done with this....gonna git back to mah Hispanical lessons...."



Doug Kanter February 13th 05 10:38 PM


"Don White" wrote in message
...

"Bert Robbins" wrote in message
...

"Don White" wrote in message
...
Praise the UN.....it's the only organization that can save America now!



We are armed and ready to repel the UN invasion.


Didn't Saddam say something similar??



Sorry, Don, but without a link, nobody ever said anything, according to the
ReichWing. Matter of fact, your neighbors don't really exist unless you can
provide a web link which points directly to a record of their birth.

Welcome to the matrix. :-)



JimH February 13th 05 10:56 PM


"Don White" wrote in message
...

"Bert Robbins" wrote in message
...

"Don White" wrote in message
...
Praise the UN.....it's the only organization that can save America now!



We are armed and ready to repel the UN invasion.


Didn't Saddam say something similar??



Really? When?



thunder February 13th 05 11:25 PM

On Sun, 13 Feb 2005 20:26:07 +0000, Jim wrote:



"this event brings further assurance that the torture chambers and

the secret police are gone forever."

Common Harry, we don't use torture chambers and secret police, it's the
bad guys who do that.


http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/programme..._4/4246089.stm


JimH February 13th 05 11:44 PM


"thunder" wrote in message
...
On Sun, 13 Feb 2005 20:26:07 +0000, Jim wrote:



"this event brings further assurance that the torture chambers and

the secret police are gone forever."

Common Harry, we don't use torture chambers and secret police, it's the
bad guys who do that.


http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/programme..._4/4246089.stm


Yep, we use anything possible, and within the Geneva Convention if it
applies, to protect the citizens of the United States.

The terrorists don't fall under those rules though. No uniforms. Attacks
from churches and mosques. The list goes on. They don't play by the rules
so we don't either at times. ;-)




FishWisher February 14th 05 12:54 AM

Force feed me 8 beers on an empty stomach?! That wouldn't take much force,
even the UN Forces could get me to do that!

Bush would not make a clever enemy? Y'all are having fits, changing
underwear hourly, losing all faith in our system, and he's not clever?

I'd say that anyone as stupid as you seem to think Bush is must at least be
clever. After all, he was elected to the highest office on earth. Twice. If
he's stupid, he must at least be clever!

--
Dale Gillespie

My Homepage: http://groups.msn.com/FishWishersHom..._whatsnew.msnw
My RV Site: http://groups.msn.com/CoachpotatosRV..._whatsnew.msnw
"Doug Kanter" wrote in message
...
"FishWisher" wrote in message
...
January of 2006, eh? Dream on.

The UN Forces couldn't capture our local Cub Scout hut without US Forces.
I fear this is a prophesy dead before its time.


This may be true, but your comment is based on the assumption that they're
looking for a foe with some cleverness. But think about this: If I
force-fed you 8 beers on an empty stomach, took away your shoes and socks,
and dropped you within a mile of Crawford on a nice, sunny day, I'll bet
you could still find a guy who was whacking his perfectly good fence with
the sharp side of an axe, and mumbling "Yep...hard work. Lotta work,
folks. Hard work....git done with this....gonna git back to mah Hispanical
lessons...."




Jack Goff February 14th 05 12:58 AM


"Doug Kanter" wrote in message
...

"JimH" wrote in message
...

"Don White" wrote in message
...
Praise the UN.....it's the only organization that can save America now!



That was a funny one Don. Thanks....I needed a good laugh.


....and Don really needed to catch the biggest, dumbest fish in the
newsgroup. And on a diamond jig with a skirt, yet. Exquisitely simple.


Too bad he missed...




Doug Kanter February 14th 05 01:01 AM


"JimH" wrote in message
...

"Don White" wrote in message
...

"Bert Robbins" wrote in message
...

"Don White" wrote in message
...
Praise the UN.....it's the only organization that can save America
now!



We are armed and ready to repel the UN invasion.


Didn't Saddam say something similar??



Really? When?


Like I said........ :-)



Doug Kanter February 14th 05 01:02 AM

Given the right financial backing, you could get your pet goldfish elected,
Dale. You know that.

"FishWisher" wrote in message
...
Force feed me 8 beers on an empty stomach?! That wouldn't take much force,
even the UN Forces could get me to do that!

Bush would not make a clever enemy? Y'all are having fits, changing
underwear hourly, losing all faith in our system, and he's not clever?

I'd say that anyone as stupid as you seem to think Bush is must at least
be clever. After all, he was elected to the highest office on earth.
Twice. If he's stupid, he must at least be clever!

--
Dale Gillespie

My Homepage: http://groups.msn.com/FishWishersHom..._whatsnew.msnw
My RV Site: http://groups.msn.com/CoachpotatosRV..._whatsnew.msnw
"Doug Kanter" wrote in message
...
"FishWisher" wrote in message
...
January of 2006, eh? Dream on.

The UN Forces couldn't capture our local Cub Scout hut without US
Forces. I fear this is a prophesy dead before its time.


This may be true, but your comment is based on the assumption that
they're looking for a foe with some cleverness. But think about this: If
I force-fed you 8 beers on an empty stomach, took away your shoes and
socks, and dropped you within a mile of Crawford on a nice, sunny day,
I'll bet you could still find a guy who was whacking his perfectly good
fence with the sharp side of an axe, and mumbling "Yep...hard work. Lotta
work, folks. Hard work....git done with this....gonna git back to mah
Hispanical lessons...."






Jack Goff February 14th 05 01:04 AM


"FishWisher" wrote:

Bush would not make a clever enemy? Y'all are having fits, changing
underwear hourly, losing all faith in our system, and he's not clever?


They're called death spasms. The liberals are having them all over this
country.


I'd say that anyone as stupid as you seem to think Bush is must at least

be
clever. After all, he was elected to the highest office on earth. Twice.

If
he's stupid, he must at least be clever!


Don't try to make sense. It'll only confuse the left-wing-circle-jerks in
this NG.





JimH February 14th 05 01:07 AM


"Jack Goff" wrote in message
.com...

"Doug Kanter" wrote in message
...

"JimH" wrote in message
...

"Don White" wrote in message
...
Praise the UN.....it's the only organization that can save America
now!



That was a funny one Don. Thanks....I needed a good laugh.


....and Don really needed to catch the biggest, dumbest fish in the
newsgroup. And on a diamond jig with a skirt, yet. Exquisitely simple.


Too bad he missed...




Kanter is in self denial...about being the NG idiot that is.



Jack Goff February 14th 05 01:10 AM


"Don White" wrote:

Didn't Saddam say something similar??


Oh, little Donny showed up... as if on cue from Krause. Isn't it peculiar
that Don only seems to post right after Krause, and pretty much only in the
threads that Krause is in?

I guess Krause has to get up, turn around, and bend over to let Don post,
eh?




Jack Goff February 14th 05 01:20 AM


"Doug Kanter" wrote in message
...
Given the right financial backing, you could get your pet goldfish

elected,
Dale. You know that.


So what happened to the liberals in the last two elections? The libs had
plenty of money and backing, Hollywood, etc...

Mainstream America is fed up with your liberal bullship. That record just
doesn't play anymore. You better do something quick...



P. Fritz February 14th 05 01:32 AM


"JimH" wrote in message
...

"Jack Goff" wrote in message
.com...

"Doug Kanter" wrote in message
...

"JimH" wrote in message
...

"Don White" wrote in message
...
Praise the UN.....it's the only organization that can save America
now!



That was a funny one Don. Thanks....I needed a good laugh.


....and Don really needed to catch the biggest, dumbest fish in the
newsgroup. And on a diamond jig with a skirt, yet. Exquisitely simple.


Too bad he missed...




Kanter is in self denial...about being the NG idiot that is.


HE might be trying to move up on the king title during the weekend since
asslicker doesn't have one in his mobile home.

BTW, I wonder if he stopped beating his wife over the weekend? LMAO






Don White February 14th 05 01:55 AM


"Jack Goff" wrote in message
.com...


Too bad he missed...


you may be right...but Doug stepped up and hit a home run.



Don White February 14th 05 01:57 AM


"Jack Goff" wrote in message
.com...


Oh, little Donny showed up... as if on cue from Krause. Isn't it peculiar
that Don only seems to post right after Krause, and pretty much only in

the
threads that Krause is in?

I guess Krause has to get up, turn around, and bend over to let Don post,
eh?


Isn't it time for your 'nightly workout'? Take it easy on those Palm
Sisters, they have to last a lifetime.



Jack Goff February 14th 05 02:00 AM


"Don White" wrote in message
...

"Jack Goff" wrote in message
.com...


Oh, little Donny showed up... as if on cue from Krause. Isn't it

peculiar
that Don only seems to post right after Krause, and pretty much only in

the
threads that Krause is in?

I guess Krause has to get up, turn around, and bend over to let Don

post,
eh?


Isn't it time for your 'nightly workout'? Take it easy on those Palm
Sisters, they have to last a lifetime.


You'd know, eh?




Doug Kanter February 14th 05 12:47 PM


"WaIIy" wrote in message
...
On Sun, 13 Feb 2005 22:38:52 GMT, "Doug Kanter"
wrote:

Sorry, Don, but without a link, nobody ever said anything, according to
the
ReichWing. Matter of fact, your neighbors don't really exist unless you
can
provide a web link which points directly to a record of their birth.

Welcome to the matrix. :-)


Welcome to yet another krouse water boy.

You used to be better, Douglas.


It's rarely worth the effort around here.



Paul Schilter February 14th 05 11:04 PM

Harry,
Does this means we'll get democratic elections? :-)
Paul


Harry Krause wrote:
The complete unedited address of Elit Davros, UN Coalition Forces
commander, speaking at a press conference from the UN mountain
headquarters near Colorado Springs, has been passed along to me:

Good afternoon. Today, January 28th, 2006 at around 7:00 a.m. Mountain
Time, United Nations military forces captured George W. Bush alive. He
was found near a farmhouse outside the city of Crawford, Texas in a
swift raid conducted without casualties. And now the former dictator of
America will face the justice he denied to millions.

The capture of this man was crucial to the rise of a free America. It
marks the end of the road for him, and for all who bullied and killed in
his name. For the Republican holdouts largely responsible for the
current violence, there will be no return to the corrupt power and
privilege they once held. For the vast majority of American citizens who
wish to live as free men and women, this event brings further assurance
that the torture chambers and the secret police are gone forever.

And this afternoon, I have a message for the American people: You will
not have to fear the rule of George Bush ever again. All Americans who
take the side of freedom have taken the winning side. The goals of our
coalition are the same as your goals -- sovereignty for your country,
dignity for your great culture, and for every American citizen, the
opportunity for a better life.

In the history of the United States, a dark and painful era is over. A
hopeful day has arrived. All Americans can now come together and reject
violence and build a new America.

The success of yesterday's mission is a tribute to our men and women now
serving in America. The operation was based on the superb work of
intelligence analysts who found the dictator's footprints in a vast
country. The operation was carried out with skill and precision by a
brave fighting force. Our servicemen and women and our coalition allies
have faced many dangers in the hunt for members of the fallen regime,
and in their effort to bring hope and freedom to the American people.
Their work continues, and so do the risks. Today, on behalf of the
world, I thank the members of our International Armed Forces and I
congratulate them.

I also have a message for all Americans: The capture of George W. Bush
does not mean the end of violence in America. We still face terrorists
who would rather go on killing the innocent than accept the rise of
liberty in the Western Hemisphere. Such men are a direct threat to the
peace-loving people of the world, and they will be defeated.

We've come to this moment through patience and resolve and focused
action. And that is our strategy moving forward. The war on terror is a
different kind of war, waged capture by capture, cell by cell, and
victory by victory. Our security is assured by our perseverance and by
our sure belief in the success of liberty. And the United Nations will
not relent until this war is won.

May God bless the people of America, and may God bless the International
UN Coalition. Thank you.



Doug Kanter February 14th 05 11:58 PM


"WaIIy" wrote in message
...
On Mon, 14 Feb 2005 12:47:36 GMT, "Doug Kanter"
wrote:


"WaIIy" wrote in message
. ..
On Sun, 13 Feb 2005 22:38:52 GMT, "Doug Kanter"
wrote:

Sorry, Don, but without a link, nobody ever said anything, according to
the
ReichWing. Matter of fact, your neighbors don't really exist unless you
can
provide a web link which points directly to a record of their birth.

Welcome to the matrix. :-)

Welcome to yet another krouse water boy.

You used to be better, Douglas.


It's rarely worth the effort around here.


Good point. I hope all is well in Buffalo and you are planning your
garden for this year in your new home.


Buffalo? Another insult?



FishWisher February 15th 05 12:46 AM

Then y'all have nothing to worry about in the Democratic Party. It certainly
is not a party of interest!
--
Dale Gillespie

My Homepage: http://groups.msn.com/FishWishersHom..._whatsnew.msnw
My RV Site: http://groups.msn.com/CoachpotatosRV..._whatsnew.msnw
"Harry Krause" wrote in message
...
For sure we'll get elections where the voting booth devices are not
controlled by the GOP or its sympathizers or any other party of interest!




Doug Kanter February 15th 05 02:06 AM

Holy smokes....what a clever turn of words. I've got to write this one down.

"FishWisher" wrote in message
...
Then y'all have nothing to worry about in the Democratic Party. It
certainly is not a party of interest!
--
Dale Gillespie

My Homepage: http://groups.msn.com/FishWishersHom..._whatsnew.msnw
My RV Site: http://groups.msn.com/CoachpotatosRV..._whatsnew.msnw
"Harry Krause" wrote in message
...
For sure we'll get elections where the voting booth devices are not
controlled by the GOP or its sympathizers or any other party of interest!






Don White February 15th 05 03:28 AM


"WaIIy" wrote in message
...


Buffalo, Rochester, Cleveland... what's the difference?




Oh oh! Now you've gone and done it.



basskisser February 15th 05 08:00 PM


Don White wrote:
"WaIIy" wrote in message
...


Buffalo, Rochester, Cleveland... what's the difference?




Oh oh! Now you've gone and done it.


Hell, look at Fritz, he's stuck in that hell hole called Detroit, and
then tries to tell everyone that Atlanta is SOOOO bad...



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