More stolen humor ...
 

One Saturday night the priest discovered that his prized cock rooster was
missing. At the same time the priest heard rumors of cockfights being held
in town. Shocked and dismayed, he decided to say something during Sunday
Mass.

During Mass he asked the congregation, "Who among you will confess to
sporting a handsome cock?" All the men stood up. "No, no", he said. "That's
not what I mean. Who among you will confess to having seen a handsome cock?"
All the women stood up. "Oh, no," he said." That's not what I mean, either.
Who among you will confess to having seen a cock that doesn't belong to
you?" Half the women stood up. "Oh Lord," he said. "Perhaps I should
rephrase the question: Has anybody
here seen my cock?"

All the choirboys stood up.


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Eisboch

On Thu, 16 Dec 2004 20:55:09 -0500, "Eisboch"
wrote:

One Saturday night the priest discovered that his prized cock rooster was
missing. At the same time the priest heard rumors of cockfights being held
in town. Shocked and dismayed, he decided to say something during Sunday
Mass.

During Mass he asked the congregation, "Who among you will confess to
sporting a handsome cock?" All the men stood up. "No, no", he said. "That's
not what I mean. Who among you will confess to having seen a handsome cock?"
All the women stood up. "Oh, no," he said." That's not what I mean, either.
Who among you will confess to having seen a cock that doesn't belong to
you?" Half the women stood up. "Oh Lord," he said. "Perhaps I should
rephrase the question: Has anybody
here seen my cock?"

All the choirboys stood up.
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There was this Christian lady that had to do a lot of traveling for
her business and so she did a lot of flying. She always took her Bible
along with her to read and it helped relax her.

One time she was sitting next to a man. When he saw her pull out her
Bible he gave a little chuckle and went back to what he was doing.
After awhile he turned to her and asked "You don't really believe all
that stuff in there do you?"

The lady replied "Of course I do. It is the Bible."

He said "Well what about that guy that was swallowed by that whale?

She replied "Oh, Jonah. Yes, I believe that. It is in the Bible.

He asked "Well, how do you suppose he survived all that time inside
the whale?"

The lady said "Well, I don't really know. I guess when I get to heaven
I will ask him."

"What if he isn't in heaven?" the man asked sarcastically.

"Then you can ask him," replied the lady.

On Thu, 16 Dec 2004 20:59:38 -0500, Harry Krause
wrote:

Eisboch wrote:
One Saturday night the priest discovered that his prized cock rooster was
missing. At the same time the priest heard rumors of cockfights being held
in town. Shocked and dismayed, he decided to say something during Sunday
Mass.

During Mass he asked the congregation, "Who among you will confess to
sporting a handsome cock?" All the men stood up. "No, no", he said. "That's
not what I mean. Who among you will confess to having seen a handsome cock?"
All the women stood up. "Oh, no," he said." That's not what I mean, either.
Who among you will confess to having seen a cock that doesn't belong to
you?" Half the women stood up. "Oh Lord," he said. "Perhaps I should
rephrase the question: Has anybody
here seen my cock?"

All the choirboys stood up.

Damn...I wonder if my friend the priest has heard that one...and dare I
send it to him?

It's up to you, but based on my own friendships, I wouldn't.

On Thu, 16 Dec 2004 20:59:38 -0500, Harry Krause
wrote:


Damn...I wonder if my friend the priest has heard that one...and dare I
send it to him?


In my opinion .... No.

Eisboch (really thought about if posting here was ok .... but it was too
damn funny)

On Thu, 16 Dec 2004 21:05:57 -0500, "Eisboch"
wrote:


On Thu, 16 Dec 2004 20:59:38 -0500, Harry Krause
wrote:


Damn...I wonder if my friend the priest has heard that one...and dare I
send it to him?

In my opinion .... No.

Eisboch (really thought about if posting here was ok .... but it was too
damn funny)

It is funny. Don't sweat it.

Later,

Tom

"Short Wave Sportfishing" wrote in message
...
On Thu, 16 Dec 2004 20:59:38 -0500, Harry Krause
wrote:

Eisboch wrote:
One Saturday night the priest discovered that his prized cock rooster
was
missing. At the same time the priest heard rumors of cockfights being
held
in town. Shocked and dismayed, he decided to say something during
Sunday
Mass.

During Mass he asked the congregation, "Who among you will confess to
sporting a handsome cock?" All the men stood up. "No, no", he said.
"That's
not what I mean. Who among you will confess to having seen a handsome
cock?"
All the women stood up. "Oh, no," he said." That's not what I mean,
either.
Who among you will confess to having seen a cock that doesn't belong to
you?" Half the women stood up. "Oh Lord," he said. "Perhaps I should
rephrase the question: Has anybody
here seen my cock?"

All the choirboys stood up.

Damn...I wonder if my friend the priest has heard that one...and dare I
send it to him?

It's up to you, but based on my own friendships, I wouldn't.


But you are in the Boston area.

On Fri, 17 Dec 2004 03:42:29 GMT, "Calif Bill"
wrote:


"Short Wave Sportfishing" wrote in message
.. .
On Thu, 16 Dec 2004 20:59:38 -0500, Harry Krause
wrote:

Eisboch wrote:
One Saturday night the priest discovered that his prized cock rooster
was
missing. At the same time the priest heard rumors of cockfights being
held
in town. Shocked and dismayed, he decided to say something during
Sunday
Mass.

During Mass he asked the congregation, "Who among you will confess to
sporting a handsome cock?" All the men stood up. "No, no", he said.
"That's
not what I mean. Who among you will confess to having seen a handsome
cock?"
All the women stood up. "Oh, no," he said." That's not what I mean,
either.
Who among you will confess to having seen a cock that doesn't belong to
you?" Half the women stood up. "Oh Lord," he said. "Perhaps I should
rephrase the question: Has anybody
here seen my cock?"

All the choirboys stood up.

Damn...I wonder if my friend the priest has heard that one...and dare I
send it to him?

It's up to you, but based on my own friendships, I wouldn't.

But you are in the Boston area.

True.

Later,

Tom

As long as we're telling ethnic jokes...
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A Greek and an Italian were sitting one day debating who had the
superior culture.
The Greek says, "We have the Parthenon." The Italian says, "We have the
Coliseum." The Greek says, "We had great mathematicians." The Italian
says, "We had the Roman Empire," and so on and so on; Finally, the Greek
says: "We invented sex." And the Italian says: "True, but it was the
Italians who introduced it to women."

Have you seen the movie trailer for "The Payback of the Christ"?
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Nope