Well, answer, then, John. It's simple, just answer the question, can
you? Let's try again....
How could anyone, with at least some mental capacity, take this quote,
"If someone broke into your house, raped your wife, shot your family
and stole everything you owned, but fixed a leaking faucet before they
left, would that be good news?"
To mean this, that YOU stated: "if someone fixed my faucet while my
neighbors were doing
all the plundering, killing, raping, and pillaging?"

You see, John, you read something, then your gray matter interpreted
something completely different than what was said.