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Jim-- December 31st 03 04:07 PM

The Bush Administration Wants Your Almanacs
 

"Harry Krause" wrote in message
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Jim-- wrote:

"Gould 0738" wrote in message
...
Don't worry about the almanac carriers.

The most effective defense against them is obvious and rather simple.

Seal yourself up in your bathroom using visqueen and duct tape.


Now I would never suggest such a thing, but some here may ask as your

New
Years gift to them that you and Harry try a plastic garbage bag around

your
heads, sealed with duct tape, at the stroke of midnight. Again, it is

not
my suggestion to you, but some may argue that it could be a quick

solution
to stop your constant whining.


Another right-wing sock puppet.

Tell us, Jim: have you ever in your life had an original clever or witty
thought and been able to express it?

Naw, too difficult.

Tell us, Jim: have you ever in your life had a thought and been able to
express it?

Naw, too difficult.

Tell us, Jim, have you ever in your life had a thought?

Can you prove it?


There's three or four of you neoConvicts pretty much tied for the
dumbest posters in rec.boats. The list certainly includes Wally. You're
on it. And there are one or two other FLEEGs with a place of honor.

Next time brains are on sale at your local Food Lion, Jim, go get
yourself some. The species doesn't matter in your case.




You are....too easy.



Gould 0738 December 31st 03 04:15 PM

The Bush Administration Wants Your Almanacs
 
Now I would never suggest such a thing, but some here may ask as your New
Years gift to them that you and Harry try a plastic garbage bag around your
heads, sealed with duct tape, at the stroke of midnight. Again, it is not
my suggestion to you, but some may argue that it could be a quick solution
to stop your constant whining.


Well let's see how long it takes for the herd of right wingers who have blasted
HK for wishing other posters dead to even comment on your veiled suggestion
that NG members you disagree with should commit suicide.

I won't hold my breath. For you, or waiting for them.

How frigin sad for you, by the way. The duct tape and visqueen comment was
humorous in this context. Are you so filled with political hatred that you must
define any comment not 100% pro-Bush as "whining"? Has the message of hate
radio supplanted the voice of your own conscience? If, so, they have had one
more victory and you've lost nothing but your soul. Happy New Year.



Jim-- December 31st 03 04:17 PM

The Bush Administration Wants Your Almanacs
 

"Gould 0738" wrote in message
...
Now I would never suggest such a thing, but some here may ask as your New
Years gift to them that you and Harry try a plastic garbage bag around

your
heads, sealed with duct tape, at the stroke of midnight. Again, it is

not
my suggestion to you, but some may argue that it could be a quick

solution
to stop your constant whining.


Well let's see how long it takes for the herd of right wingers who have

blasted
HK for wishing other posters dead to even comment on your veiled

suggestion
that NG members you disagree with should commit suicide.

I won't hold my breath. For you, or waiting for them.

How frigin sad for you, by the way. The duct tape and visqueen comment was
humorous in this context. Are you so filled with political hatred that you

must
define any comment not 100% pro-Bush as "whining"? Has the message of

hate
radio supplanted the voice of your own conscience? If, so, they have had

one
more victory and you've lost nothing but your soul. Happy New Year.



I guess the words "Now I would never suggest such a thing" somehow escaped
you Chuck.



Tuuk December 31st 03 04:20 PM

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Harry, now I know your joking here. Nobody can pretend to be this stupid.
Nobody





"Harry Krause" wrote in message
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Clams Canino wrote:

72 ?? I thought it was 32 virgins? Inflation? Or are they having to

offer
more free pussy to get these morons to blow themselves up.

"Christopher Robin" wrote in message

and start dreaming of those 72 virgins



I doubt there are 72 virgins left in the US of A.
Why would anyone want to be a virgin?

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Harry Krause December 31st 03 04:25 PM

The Bush Administration Wants Your Almanacs
 
Jim-- wrote:

"Harry Krause" wrote in message
...
Jim-- wrote:

"Gould 0738" wrote in message
...
Don't worry about the almanac carriers.

The most effective defense against them is obvious and rather simple.

Seal yourself up in your bathroom using visqueen and duct tape.

Now I would never suggest such a thing, but some here may ask as your

New
Years gift to them that you and Harry try a plastic garbage bag around

your
heads, sealed with duct tape, at the stroke of midnight. Again, it is

not
my suggestion to you, but some may argue that it could be a quick

solution
to stop your constant whining.


Another right-wing sock puppet.

Tell us, Jim: have you ever in your life had an original clever or witty
thought and been able to express it?

Naw, too difficult.

Tell us, Jim: have you ever in your life had a thought and been able to
express it?

Naw, too difficult.

Tell us, Jim, have you ever in your life had a thought?

Can you prove it?


There's three or four of you neoConvicts pretty much tied for the
dumbest posters in rec.boats. The list certainly includes Wally. You're
on it. And there are one or two other FLEEGs with a place of honor.

Next time brains are on sale at your local Food Lion, Jim, go get
yourself some. The species doesn't matter in your case.




You are....too easy.


That's right, Jim. I am easy. In my younger, single days, virtually any
good looking girl could have fu*ked my brains out without objection on
my part.

"That Harry...he's an easy lay." I got asked out a lot.

Such a rep I had. Fortunately, my father explained the birds and bees to
me when I was about eight, and I was able to avoid pregnancy and STDs.

Too bad you didn't get the same lesson. Your open sores give you away.





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Harry Krause December 31st 03 04:28 PM

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Tuuk wrote:

Harry, now I know your joking here. Nobody can pretend to be this stupid.
Nobody


Indeed. We know you're not pretending.



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thunder December 31st 03 05:09 PM

The Bush Administration Wants Your Almanacs
 
On Wed, 31 Dec 2003 16:15:09 +0000, Gould 0738 wrote:

How frigin sad for you, by the way. The duct tape and visqueen comment was
humorous in this context.


It gave me a laugh.

thunder December 31st 03 05:16 PM

The Bush Administration Wants Your Almanacs
 
On Wed, 31 Dec 2003 11:04:14 -0500, Harry Krause wrote:

I have to ask, FLEEGs?

John Gaquin December 31st 03 05:24 PM

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"Jim--" wrote in message news:Xv2dneE8yuuKb2-

I'm with Chuck on this one, Jim. Crossed the line.

JG



Harry Krause December 31st 03 05:36 PM

The Bush Administration Wants Your Almanacs
 
thunder wrote:
On Wed, 31 Dec 2003 11:04:14 -0500, Harry Krause wrote:

I have to ask, FLEEGs?


Sorry; this is a term I coined in the late 1950s, or early 1960s, or at
least I believe I coined it, because I had not seen it elsewhere prior
to it "emerging," so to speak.

It stands for Flat-Line EEG, or FLEEG. If you have a flat-line EEG, you
are brain-dead.

There are several FLEEGs in this newsgroup. Actually, when I came out
with the phrase, several buddies argued that the plural should have been
FLEEG-UM, instead of FLEEGs.

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