"noah" wrote in message
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I lived in my house for 10 years with NO problems, then I was burglarised
twice
in 2 years. I now keep a loaded 12 gauge to welcome uninvited guests.

The local police told me that, if I shoot them outside, drag them inside.

Noah, combine 12 gauge and "drag them inside" into the same thought, and
it's clear that the word "shark" would be too mild a term to describe the
lawyer you'll need.

Now, maybe if the cops saw the trail of blood leading into the house and
said "Geez...you musta really banged up your elbow shovelling the snow. Take
it easy, will ya? Now...where's that burglar?", you'd be in good shape. If
you have cops like that where you live, I want to move there. :-)