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Js9073 December 28th 03 08:52 PM

wm seeks female for boating
 
51 yr old male seeks first mate for boating times

Joseph Stachyra December 28th 03 11:57 PM

wm seeks female for boating
 
Get a Dog, the one with the wet nose, at least their cheaper than a 18kt.
bitch

"Js9073" wrote in message
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51 yr old male seeks first mate for boating times




Harry Krause December 29th 03 12:18 AM

wm seeks female for boating
 
Joseph Stachyra wrote:

Get a Dog, the one with the wet nose, at least their cheaper than a 18kt.
bitch

"Js9073" wrote in message
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51 yr old male seeks first mate for boating times




Hmmm, Joe, you sound like the perfect date for Karen Elizabeth Smith of
Australia, but be careful. She eats her mates after congress.

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Joy December 29th 03 02:33 AM

wm seeks female for boating
 
wow... now that's a reply.... but then some of us "bitches" like 24Kt.
better yet 24Kt with Diamonds!! OR just a man with some class.




"Joseph Stachyra" wrote in message
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Get a Dog, the one with the wet nose, at least their cheaper than a

18kt.
bitch

"Js9073" wrote in message
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51 yr old male seeks first mate for boating times






Florida Keyz December 29th 03 02:45 AM

wm seeks female for boating
 
how about a sheep?

Marcos December 29th 03 06:37 AM

wm seeks female for boating
 
....or get an inflatable


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Gould 0738 December 29th 03 06:49 AM

wm seeks female for boating
 
...or get an inflatable

Good idea. But better avoid the "hard bottom" models.

Florida Keyz December 29th 03 02:57 PM

wm seeks female for boating
 
I am seeking an attractive 40 ish woman, with a great bod, a trust fund, good
in bed, and Lousey taste in men.



Harry Krause December 29th 03 03:00 PM

wm seeks female for boating
 
Florida Keyz wrote:

I am seeking an attractive 40 ish woman, with a great bod, a trust fund, good
in bed, and Lousey taste in men.



If you'll settle for just plain lousy, I suggest Karen E. Smith of Oz.









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Charles T. Low December 29th 03 05:17 PM

wm seeks female for boating
 
Whatever floats your boat!

I think you need to comment on your close quarters maneuvering skills.

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Charles T. Low
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www.ctlow.ca/Trojan26 - my boat

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51 yr old male seeks first mate for boating times




Joy December 30th 03 01:23 AM

wm seeks female for boating
 
nope not into sheep... diamonds are much better than sheep!!


"Florida Keyz" wrote in message
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how about a sheep?




Joy December 30th 03 01:24 AM

wm seeks female for boating
 
well 2 out of 4 aint bad....lol


"Florida Keyz" wrote in message
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I am seeking an attractive 40 ish woman, with a great bod, a trust fund,

good
in bed, and Lousey taste in men.





Gould 0738 December 30th 03 03:20 PM

wm seeks female for boating
 
Charles T. Low wrote:

Whatever floats your boat!

I think you need to comment on your close quarters maneuvering skills.



Didn't you write a book that would help him with that?

It's important to be able to get in an out of the berth gracefully,
confidently, and under full control.

Particularly in instances where one is putting in to a strange slip, the use of
a fender to prevent any actual contact between the vessel and the dock is well
advised.

Most guys can only fantasize about doing a satisfactory job of handling twin
screws.
Twins are reasonably scarce in actual practice, so most are better off
developing
an effective technique for handling the commonly encountered singles.



Wayne B December 31st 03 01:26 AM

wm seeks female for boating
 
(Gould 0738) wrote in message ...
Twins are reasonably scarce in actual practice, so most are better off
developing
an effective technique for handling the commonly encountered singles.


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In craft approaching 60 y/o, there's nothing wrong with an effective,
reliable single. Newer models can play double headers under the
lights.

Charles T. Low December 31st 03 01:09 PM

wm seeks female for boating
 
It took me a few seconds to realize that you actually were getting it ...
;-)

Good "come-back."

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Charles T. Low
- remove "UN"
www.boatdocking.com
www.ctlow.ca/Trojan26 - my boat

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"Gould 0738" wrote in message
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...
It's important to be able to get in an out of the berth gracefully,
confidently, and under full control.

Particularly in instances where one is putting in to a strange slip, the

use of
a fender to prevent any actual contact between the vessel and the dock is

well
advised.

Most guys can only fantasize about doing a satisfactory job of handling

twin
screws.
Twins are reasonably scarce in actual practice, so most are better off
developing
an effective technique for handling the commonly encountered singles.




Backyard Renegade December 31st 03 06:07 PM

wm seeks female for boating
 
"Joy" wrote in message ...
well 2 out of 4 aint bad....lol


Uh, not to be picky but he mentioned 5 (five) criteria. But anyway,
which two? I got a single friend, and he won't care if you can't count
;)




"Florida Keyz" wrote in message
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I am seeking an attractive 40 ish woman, with a great bod, a trust fund,

good
in bed, and Lousey taste in men.




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