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( OT ) Canada busy sending back Bush-dodgers
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Canada busy sending back Bush-dodgers The flood of American liberals sneaking across the border into Canada has intensified in the past week, sparking calls for increased patrols to stop the illegal immigration. The re-election of President Bush is prompting the exodus among left-leaning citizens who fear they'll soon be required to hunt, pray and agree with Bill O'Reilly. Canadian border farmers say it's not uncommon to see dozens of sociology professors, animal rights activists, lawyers and Unitarians crossing their fields at night. "I went out to milk the cows the other day, and there was a Hollywood producer huddled in the barn," said Manitoba farmer Red Greenfield, whose acreage borders North Dakota. The producer was cold, exhausted and hungry. "He asked me if I could spare a latte and some free-range chicken. When I said I didn't have any, he left. Didn't even get a chance to show him my screenplay, eh?" In an effort to stop the illegal aliens, Greenfield erected higher fences, but the liberals scaled them. So he tried installing speakers that blare Rush Limbaugh across the fields. "Not real effective," he said. "The liberals still got through, and Rush annoyed the cows so much they wouldn't give milk." Officials are particularly concerned about smugglers who meet liberals near the Canadian border, pack them into Volvo station wagons, drive them across the border and leave them to fend for themselves. "A lot of these people are not prepared for rugged conditions," an Ontario border patrolman said. "I found one carload without a drop of drinking water. They did have a nice little Napa Valley cabernet, though." When liberals are caught, they're sent back across the border, often wailing loudly that they fear retribution from conservatives. Rumors have been circulating about the Bush administration establishing re-education camps in which liberals will be forced to drink domestic beer and watch NASCAR. In the days since the election, liberals have turned to sometimes ingenious ways of crossing the border. Some have taken to posing as senior citizens on bus trips to buy cheap Canadian prescription drugs. After catching a half-dozen young vegans disguised in powdered wigs, Canadian immigration authorities began stopping buses and quizzing the supposed senior-citizen passengers. "If they can't identify the accordion player on The Lawrence Welk Show, we get suspicious about their age," an official said. Canadian citizens have complained that the illegal immigrants are creating an organic-broccoli shortage and renting all the good Susan Sarandon movies. "I feel sorry for American liberals, but the Canadian economy just can't support them," an Ottawa resident said. "How many lawyers and art-history majors does one country need?" In an effort to ease tensions between the United States and Canada, Vice President Dick Cheney met with the Canadian ambassador and pledged that the administration would take steps to reassure liberals, a source close to Cheney said. "We're going to have some Peter, Paul & Mary concerts. And we might put some endangered species on postage stamps. The president is determined to reach out." |
"Jim" wrote in message ... SO TO SPEAK Canada busy sending back Bush-dodgers The flood of American liberals sneaking across the border into Canada has intensified in the past week, sparking calls for increased patrols to stop the illegal immigration. snip So that's why George W is coming up here next week. He'll be on a hunting trip to track down persecuted liberals trying to flee the iron fist of the Repugnicans. |
On Fri, 26 Nov 2004 17:00:07 GMT, Jim wrote:
SO TO SPEAK Canada busy sending back Bush-dodgers The flood of American liberals sneaking across the border into Canada has intensified in the past week, sparking calls for increased patrols to stop the illegal immigration. The re-election of President Bush is prompting the exodus among left-leaning citizens who fear they'll soon be required to hunt, pray and agree with Bill O'Reilly. Canadian border farmers say it's not uncommon to see dozens of sociology professors, animal rights activists, lawyers and Unitarians crossing their fields at night. "I went out to milk the cows the other day, and there was a Hollywood producer huddled in the barn," said Manitoba farmer Red Greenfield, whose acreage borders North Dakota. The producer was cold, exhausted and hungry. "He asked me if I could spare a latte and some free-range chicken. When I said I didn't have any, he left. Didn't even get a chance to show him my screenplay, eh?" In an effort to stop the illegal aliens, Greenfield erected higher fences, but the liberals scaled them. So he tried installing speakers that blare Rush Limbaugh across the fields. "Not real effective," he said. "The liberals still got through, and Rush annoyed the cows so much they wouldn't give milk." Officials are particularly concerned about smugglers who meet liberals near the Canadian border, pack them into Volvo station wagons, drive them across the border and leave them to fend for themselves. "A lot of these people are not prepared for rugged conditions," an Ontario border patrolman said. "I found one carload without a drop of drinking water. They did have a nice little Napa Valley cabernet, though." When liberals are caught, they're sent back across the border, often wailing loudly that they fear retribution from conservatives. Rumors have been circulating about the Bush administration establishing re-education camps in which liberals will be forced to drink domestic beer and watch NASCAR. In the days since the election, liberals have turned to sometimes ingenious ways of crossing the border. Some have taken to posing as senior citizens on bus trips to buy cheap Canadian prescription drugs. After catching a half-dozen young vegans disguised in powdered wigs, Canadian immigration authorities began stopping buses and quizzing the supposed senior-citizen passengers. "If they can't identify the accordion player on The Lawrence Welk Show, we get suspicious about their age," an official said. Canadian citizens have complained that the illegal immigrants are creating an organic-broccoli shortage and renting all the good Susan Sarandon movies. "I feel sorry for American liberals, but the Canadian economy just can't support them," an Ottawa resident said. "How many lawyers and art-history majors does one country need?" In an effort to ease tensions between the United States and Canada, Vice President Dick Cheney met with the Canadian ambassador and pledged that the administration would take steps to reassure liberals, a source close to Cheney said. "We're going to have some Peter, Paul & Mary concerts. And we might put some endangered species on postage stamps. The president is determined to reach out." Great article! I imagine Rush Limbaugh blaring over the plains *would* curdle some milk.. :) John H On the 'PocoLoco' out of Deale, MD, on the beautiful Chesapeake Bay! |
"JohnH" wrote in message ... On Fri, 26 Nov 2004 17:00:07 GMT, Jim wrote: SO TO SPEAK Canada busy sending back Bush-dodgers The flood of American liberals sneaking across the border into Canada has intensified in the past week, sparking calls for increased patrols to stop the illegal immigration. The re-election of President Bush is prompting the exodus among left-leaning citizens who fear they'll soon be required to hunt, pray and agree with Bill O'Reilly Hehehe. They can run, but they can't hide. Fox just received an OK to start airing Fox News over Canadian satellite services. http://www.crtc.gc.ca/archive/ENG/No.../pb2004-88.htm It won't be long before Don White becomes a conservative and starts looking for ways to emigrate into the US. |
On Sat, 27 Nov 2004 09:54:08 -0500, "NOYB" wrote:
"JohnH" wrote in message .. . On Fri, 26 Nov 2004 17:00:07 GMT, Jim wrote: SO TO SPEAK Canada busy sending back Bush-dodgers The flood of American liberals sneaking across the border into Canada has intensified in the past week, sparking calls for increased patrols to stop the illegal immigration. The re-election of President Bush is prompting the exodus among left-leaning citizens who fear they'll soon be required to hunt, pray and agree with Bill O'Reilly Hehehe. They can run, but they can't hide. Fox just received an OK to start airing Fox News over Canadian satellite services. http://www.crtc.gc.ca/archive/ENG/No.../pb2004-88.htm It won't be long before Don White becomes a conservative and starts looking for ways to emigrate into the US. Hearing both sides of a story will be most confusing for a while. Hopefully they'll catch on. John H On the 'PocoLoco' out of Deale, MD, on the beautiful Chesapeake Bay! |
"Harry Krause" wrote in message ... JohnH wrote: On Sat, 27 Nov 2004 09:54:08 -0500, "NOYB" wrote: "JohnH" wrote in message ... On Fri, 26 Nov 2004 17:00:07 GMT, Jim wrote: SO TO SPEAK Canada busy sending back Bush-dodgers The flood of American liberals sneaking across the border into Canada has intensified in the past week, sparking calls for increased patrols to stop the illegal immigration. The re-election of President Bush is prompting the exodus among left-leaning citizens who fear they'll soon be required to hunt, pray and agree with Bill O'Reilly Hehehe. They can run, but they can't hide. Fox just received an OK to start airing Fox News over Canadian satellite services. http://www.crtc.gc.ca/archive/ENG/No.../pb2004-88.htm It won't be long before Don White becomes a conservative and starts looking for ways to emigrate into the US. Hearing both sides of a story will be most confusing for a while. Hopefully they'll catch on. It only takes an intelligent adult about 30 seconds to realize that Fox News is right-wing bullship. It took me 2 seconds...and then I knew I was listening to the right channel. |
"NOYB" wrote in message ... I'm sure his feelings will be hurt. Well, the people of Canada are a lot more polite that those in Columbia that wanted to assassinate the SOB. Here, if we dislike a person, we just ignore them. Bush has got to be the dumbest leader of a Country the world has ever seen. Jim Carter |
"Harry Krause" wrote in message ... NOYB wrote: "Harry Krause" wrote in message ... JohnH wrote: On Sat, 27 Nov 2004 09:54:08 -0500, "NOYB" wrote: "JohnH" wrote in message om... On Fri, 26 Nov 2004 17:00:07 GMT, Jim wrote: SO TO SPEAK Canada busy sending back Bush-dodgers The flood of American liberals sneaking across the border into Canada has intensified in the past week, sparking calls for increased patrols to stop the illegal immigration. The re-election of President Bush is prompting the exodus among left-leaning citizens who fear they'll soon be required to hunt, pray and agree with Bill O'Reilly Hehehe. They can run, but they can't hide. Fox just received an OK to start airing Fox News over Canadian satellite services. http://www.crtc.gc.ca/archive/ENG/No.../pb2004-88.htm It won't be long before Don White becomes a conservative and starts looking for ways to emigrate into the US. Hearing both sides of a story will be most confusing for a while. Hopefully they'll catch on. It only takes an intelligent adult about 30 seconds to realize that Fox News is right-wing bullship. It took me 2 seconds...and then I knew I was listening to the right channel. You mean, "The Reich Channel," right? If you would stop demonizing your opponents you might be able to think clearly and come up with a plan to unseat them like the did to you. |
"Harry Krause" wrote in message ... Bert Robbins wrote: "Harry Krause" wrote in message ... NOYB wrote: "Harry Krause" wrote in message ... JohnH wrote: On Sat, 27 Nov 2004 09:54:08 -0500, "NOYB" wrote: "JohnH" wrote in message news:kvsgq058hpgook9gg14iubnvro44k4aiic@4ax .com... On Fri, 26 Nov 2004 17:00:07 GMT, Jim wrote: SO TO SPEAK Canada busy sending back Bush-dodgers The flood of American liberals sneaking across the border into Canada has intensified in the past week, sparking calls for increased patrols to stop the illegal immigration. The re-election of President Bush is prompting the exodus among left-leaning citizens who fear they'll soon be required to hunt, pray and agree with Bill O'Reilly Hehehe. They can run, but they can't hide. Fox just received an OK to start airing Fox News over Canadian satellite services. http://www.crtc.gc.ca/archive/ENG/No.../pb2004-88.htm It won't be long before Don White becomes a conservative and starts looking for ways to emigrate into the US. Hearing both sides of a story will be most confusing for a while. Hopefully they'll catch on. It only takes an intelligent adult about 30 seconds to realize that Fox News is right-wing bullship. It took me 2 seconds...and then I knew I was listening to the right channel. You mean, "The Reich Channel," right? If you would stop demonizing your opponents you might be able to think clearly and come up with a plan to unseat them like the did to you. Oh...ok..."The Lying Fascist Channel," how's that? I'm surprised you'd bring up demonization, since it is one of the three tactics the GOP used to keep the idiot in the White House...the other two being fear-mongering and electronic ballot box manipulation. You have just demonstrated your inability to think clearly. Let go of the hate. |
On Sun, 28 Nov 2004 09:39:17 -0500, "Bert Robbins"
wrote: "Harry Krause" wrote in message ... NOYB wrote: "Harry Krause" wrote in message ... JohnH wrote: On Sat, 27 Nov 2004 09:54:08 -0500, "NOYB" wrote: "JohnH" wrote in message news:kvsgq058hpgook9gg14iubnvro44k4aiic@4ax. com... On Fri, 26 Nov 2004 17:00:07 GMT, Jim wrote: SO TO SPEAK Canada busy sending back Bush-dodgers The flood of American liberals sneaking across the border into Canada has intensified in the past week, sparking calls for increased patrols to stop the illegal immigration. The re-election of President Bush is prompting the exodus among left-leaning citizens who fear they'll soon be required to hunt, pray and agree with Bill O'Reilly Hehehe. They can run, but they can't hide. Fox just received an OK to start airing Fox News over Canadian satellite services. http://www.crtc.gc.ca/archive/ENG/No.../pb2004-88.htm It won't be long before Don White becomes a conservative and starts looking for ways to emigrate into the US. Hearing both sides of a story will be most confusing for a while. Hopefully they'll catch on. It only takes an intelligent adult about 30 seconds to realize that Fox News is right-wing bullship. It took me 2 seconds...and then I knew I was listening to the right channel. You mean, "The Reich Channel," right? If you would stop demonizing your opponents you might be able to think clearly and come up with a plan to unseat them like the did to you. Harry spends most of his time trying to learn new dance steps to try out on the group. His latest is the "NGO Weasel Whisker Twitch". John H On the 'PocoLoco' out of Deale, MD, on the beautiful Chesapeake Bay! |
"Jim Carter" wrote in message ... "NOYB" wrote in message ... I'm sure his feelings will be hurt. Well, the people of Canada are a lot more polite that those in Columbia that wanted to assassinate the SOB. The Marxists? Here, if we dislike a person, we just ignore them. So you empathize with Marxist rebels? |
On Sun, 28 Nov 2004 19:24:10 -0500, Harry Krause
wrote: NOYB wrote: "Jim Carter" wrote in message ... "NOYB" wrote in message ... I'm sure his feelings will be hurt. Well, the people of Canada are a lot more polite that those in Columbia that wanted to assassinate the SOB. The Marxists? Here, if we dislike a person, we just ignore them. So you empathize with Marxist rebels? Wasn't that just more Fox News bullship? "Evidence of assassination plan against Bush in Columbia not found." http://www.freep.com/news/latestnews...9_20041127.htm You know - like WMD. Evidence of assassination plan against Bush in Columbia not found Saturday, November 27, 2004 BY ANDREW SELSKY ASSOCIATED PRESS BOGOTA, Colombia -- Colombia's main rebel group asked followers to mount an assassination attempt against President George W. Bush during his visit to Colombia last week, Defense Minister Jorge Uribe said. There was no evidence Saturday that rebels even tried to organize such an attack. Uribe told reporters late Friday that informants said the Revolutionary Armed Forces of Colombia, known as the FARC, told followers to attack Bush during his four-hour visit in the seaside city of Cartagena last Monday, where he met with Colombian President Alvaro Uribe. The defense minister, who is no relation to the president, said security forces were on full alert during the visit. About 15,000 Colombian troops and police, along with U.S. troops and Secret Service agents provided security. There was no indication Bush's life was ever in danger. Uribe did not say where the informants had heard about the attack. The Secret Service did not comment on security details, as is its policy. "We have full confidence in the fine work of the Secret Service and their work with security officials on the ground when the President travels," White House spokesman Jim Morrell said Saturday. The FARC has declared U.S. troops in Colombia military targets. The troops are training local forces and providing logistics and planning assistance for military operations against the rebels. However, the rebels never publicly declared Bush a target during his first-ever visit as president to Colombia. Bush visited Colombia after attending a summit in Chile. Incidentally, the FARC, while it has Communist roots, is hardly "Marxist" today, and hasn't been for years. What it is is a fairly well organized group of criminals. Don't you get books and newspapers down there in Stupidville? Damn, no one 'publicly declared' 9/11 either. I suppose it really didn't happen. Go play with yourself, Harry. You'll be more credible. John H On the 'PocoLoco' out of Deale, MD, on the beautiful Chesapeake Bay! |
"NOYB" wrote in message ... The Marxists? No, not the Marxists, the "Freedom Fighters" is what they are called now. You know, the people of a country that are fighting for their freedom. Fighting to live free in a country that is being over run by a foreign power. Jim Carter Bayfield |
"Harry Krause" wrote in message ... NOYB wrote: "Jim Carter" wrote in message ... "NOYB" wrote in message ... I'm sure his feelings will be hurt. Well, the people of Canada are a lot more polite that those in Columbia that wanted to assassinate the SOB. The Marxists? Here, if we dislike a person, we just ignore them. So you empathize with Marxist rebels? Wasn't that just more Fox News bullship? "Evidence of assassination plan against Bush in Columbia not found." http://www.freep.com/news/latestnews...9_20041127.htm You know - like WMD. Evidence of assassination plan against Bush in Columbia not found Saturday, November 27, 2004 BY ANDREW SELSKY ASSOCIATED PRESS Colombia reveals Bush assassination plot. 28/11/2004. ABC News Online [This is the print version of story http://www.abc.net.au/news/newsitems.../s1253133.htm] Last Update: Sunday, November 28, 2004. 8:35am (AEDT) Colombia reveals Bush assassination plot A top Colombian official says US President George W Bush was targeted for assassination by Colombia's biggest Marxist rebel group this week when he visited the Caribbean port city of Cartagena. Colombian Defence Secretary, Jorge Alberto Uribe, says informants and various sources had indicated "that various members of the FARC had been instructed by their leaders to make an attempt against President Bush". He would not reveal details of the threat. The US Secret Service, which protects the President, says it "does not comment or release information regarding our protective intelligence and protective methods". "We do not discuss any alleged threats to our protectees," said Secret Service spokesman Jonathan Cherry. White House spokesman Jim Morrell also declined to comment on the plot. "We have full confidence in the fine work of the Secret Service and their work with the security officials on the ground when the President travels," he said. The 17,000-strong Revolutionary Armed Forces of Colombia (FARC), fighting a 40 year guerrilla war against the state, has long accused the United States of backing business interests in the Andean country while ignoring the 60 per cent of the population that lives in poverty. There was heavy security in Cartagena when Mr Bush visited the city on Monday on his way home from the APEC forum in Chile. Military helicopters packed with armed soldiers flew over President Bush's motorcade while naval vessels kept watch offshore. Many shops were shuttered. The FARC has made many attempts against the life of President Alvaro Uribe, one of few conservative South American presidents with strong ties to Washington. Mr Uribe, whose father was killed resisting kidnap by the FARC in the 1980s, narrowly survived a car bomb attack by the FARC during his 2002 presidential campaign. The last US president to visit Colombia was Bill Clinton, whose trip to Cartagena was marked by the seizure of bomb-making materials from a house six blocks from a building he was visiting. Mr Bush used his four-hour trip to solidify his alliance with Mr Uribe, whom he considers an ally in the effort to curtail the illegal drug trade and fight terrorism. Colombia produces about 90 per cent of the cocaine consumed in the United States and 50 per cent of the heroin. - Reuters |
"Jim Carter" wrote in message ... "NOYB" wrote in message ... The Marxists? No, not the Marxists, the "Freedom Fighters" is what they are called now. You know, the people of a country that are fighting for their freedom. Fighting to live free in a country that is being over run by a foreign power. Fine. So they're Freedom Fighters who just happen to be Marxists. Of course, in a Marxist society, nobody is free...so your theory falls apart. |
"NOYB" wrote in message ... Fine. So they're Freedom Fighters who just happen to be Marxists. Of course, in a Marxist society, nobody is free...so your theory falls apart. The only ones to call the Freedom Fighters of Columbia "Marxists" is the CIA and you. The rest of the world calls them "Democrats". Jim Carter Bayfield |
On Sun, 28 Nov 2004 20:39:19 -0500, "Jim Carter"
wrote: "NOYB" wrote in message ... The Marxists? No, not the Marxists, the "Freedom Fighters" is what they are called now. You know, the people of a country that are fighting for their freedom. Fighting to live free in a country that is being over run by a foreign power. Jim Carter Bayfield The people of a country that are killing the people of their country are fighting for the freedom of the people of the country? Right! John H On the 'PocoLoco' out of Deale, MD, on the beautiful Chesapeake Bay! |
"JohnH" wrote in message ... The people of a country that are killing the people of their country are fighting for the freedom of the people of the country? Right! John H On the 'PocoLoco' out of Deale, MD, on the beautiful Chesapeake Bay! No John, they are trying to rid the country of people put in there by the CIA. It is those people that the Freedom Fighters are killing. Not the citizens of Columbia. The Colombian people are being murdered by Soldiers of Fortune, hired by CIA, and paid for by people like you. Jim Carter Bayfield |
"Jim Carter" wrote in message ... "NOYB" wrote in message ... Fine. So they're Freedom Fighters who just happen to be Marxists. Of course, in a Marxist society, nobody is free...so your theory falls apart. The only ones to call the Freedom Fighters of Columbia "Marxists" is the CIA and you. The rest of the world calls them "Democrats". I can see that. They grew in prominence through treacherous acts (namely kidnapping for ransom, thievery, murder, and cocaine production). The term "Democrat" certainly does fit them. Nevertheless, you're probably right. Today, they are driven by money rather than politics...so the term Marxist (although that's what they were in the beginning) probably doesn't suit them. But they're certainly terrorists. I *would* call them "Democratic terrorists", but then people would confuse them with the ACLU and the Rainbow/PUSH coalition. |
On Mon, 29 Nov 2004 16:05:13 -0500, JohnH wrote:
On Sun, 28 Nov 2004 20:39:19 -0500, "Jim Carter" wrote: "NOYB" wrote in message ... The Marxists? No, not the Marxists, the "Freedom Fighters" is what they are called now. You know, the people of a country that are fighting for their freedom. Fighting to live free in a country that is being over run by a foreign power. Jim Carter Bayfield The people of a country that are killing the people of their country are fighting for the freedom of the people of the country? Right! Yeah...like the American Civil War, or your battle for Independance... Lloyd Sumpter Canadian. |
"Harry Krause" wrote in message ... NOYB wrote: "Jim Carter" wrote in message ... "NOYB" wrote in message ... Fine. So they're Freedom Fighters who just happen to be Marxists. Of course, in a Marxist society, nobody is free...so your theory falls apart. The only ones to call the Freedom Fighters of Columbia "Marxists" is the CIA and you. The rest of the world calls them "Democrats". I can see that. They grew in prominence through treacherous acts (namely kidnapping for ransom, thievery, murder, and cocaine production). The term "Democrat" certainly does fit them. Again, you reveal your total ignorance of the nefarious history of the United States, especially under GOP administrations, in South and Central America. GOP administrations, eh? 1939--The first US military mission to Colombia arrives (FDR-Dem) 1961--Kennedy announces Alliance for Progress program to combat subversive groups (Kennedy-Dem) 1961--Kennedy enacts Plan Lazo to assassinate subversive leaders (Kennedy-Dem) 2000--Clinton signs Plan Colombia with $1.3 billion in funding to fight the rebels (Clinton-Dem) http://www.antiwarcommittee.org/reso...ia/History.htm Better check your history, Harry. |
On Mon, 29 Nov 2004 23:10:38 +0000, NOYB wrote:
The Colombian people are being murdered by Soldiers of Fortune, hired by CIA, and paid for by people like you. I'd pay double if I knew that I could earmark the money to the killing of FARC terrorists. I would agree FARC are terrorists, but I find it interesting that you don't find the right-wing death squads also terrorist. They are, by definition. |
"NOYB" wrote in message ... "Harry Krause" wrote in message ... NOYB wrote: "Jim Carter" wrote in message ... "NOYB" wrote in message ... Fine. So they're Freedom Fighters who just happen to be Marxists. Of course, in a Marxist society, nobody is free...so your theory falls apart. The only ones to call the Freedom Fighters of Columbia "Marxists" is the CIA and you. The rest of the world calls them "Democrats". I can see that. They grew in prominence through treacherous acts (namely kidnapping for ransom, thievery, murder, and cocaine production). The term "Democrat" certainly does fit them. Again, you reveal your total ignorance of the nefarious history of the United States, especially under GOP administrations, in South and Central America. GOP administrations, eh? 1939--The first US military mission to Colombia arrives (FDR-Dem) 1961--Kennedy announces Alliance for Progress program to combat subversive groups (Kennedy-Dem) 1961--Kennedy enacts Plan Lazo to assassinate subversive leaders (Kennedy-Dem) 2000--Clinton signs Plan Colombia with $1.3 billion in funding to fight the rebels (Clinton-Dem) http://www.antiwarcommittee.org/reso...ia/History.htm Better check your history, Harry. He never lets facts get in his way. |
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