The current bid is at 69K, You
must be preapproved and verified before you are allowed to bid on the item.

Pre-approved and certifiable would be more like it. $69,000 for a cheese
sandwich?

Anybody else wonder why it hasn't deteriorated in the ten years she claims
she's "owned" this miracle?

Somehow I suspect the Second Coming will be announced a little more formally
than a random burn spot on a grilled cheese sandwich.