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Dr. Dr. Smithers November 11th 04 02:46 PM

Who do you think is boatless? I know Harry likes to make things up, but I
would guess he really does have a Parker.


"Gould 0738" wrote in message
...
its not that i dont like boats and i have actually been on one (well a
ferry if that counts) but i very scared of water and the fact that
being on a boat means being on water scares the hell out of
me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


C'mon in. We've got a slough of posters who are in the same boatless boat.




John Wentworth November 11th 04 02:55 PM

Eisboch wrote:

Our departed poster developed a water phobia after being caught in a
sudden, overnight hurricane that totally evaded the National Weather
Service. He survived 30 foot seas in his 20 something foot Bayliner
Yacht, but it left an emotional scar.



You miss Skipper, don't you......

Gould 0738 November 11th 04 05:25 PM

Who do you think is boatless? I know Harry likes to make things up, but I
would guess he really does have a Parker.


What sort of boat do you own?

A poster who consistently applauds your efforts here sold his boat last year.

Another who specializes in flaming anybody left of Zell Miller once posted,
"No, I don't have a boat, that's your
and Krause's rice bowl."

There are several regulars here who don't boat. Make up a list of the folks who
*never* participate in a boating related thread and you'll have a pretty fair
idea who they probably are.



Doug Kanter November 11th 04 06:09 PM


"Eisboch" wrote in message
...
Short Wave Sportfishing wrote:
On Thu, 11 Nov 2004 05:55:14 -0500, Eisboch
wrote:


gizmo wrote:

its not that i dont like boats and i have actually been on one (well a
ferry if that counts) but i very scared of water and the fact that
being on a boat means being on water scares the hell out of
me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

We used to have another poster with your problem. He solved it by
simply sitting in it, singing "YO HO HO and a bottle of Rum", while it
was permanently parked on a trailer in his driveway.

He finally sold the boat after the trailer tires went flat.

Are you from Kansas by any chance?



Where the wind comes whipping 'cross the plains?

Oh wait, that's Oklahoma.

My bad.

Later,

Tom


Our departed poster developed a water phobia after being caught in a
sudden, overnight hurricane that totally evaded the National Weather
Service. He survived 30 foot seas in his 20 something foot Bayliner
Yacht, but it left an emotional scar.


That's nothing. I was out in my yard yesterday and a leaf fell out of a tree
and went down the back of my shirt.



Matt Lang November 11th 04 07:56 PM

(gizmo) wrote in message . com...
its not that i dont like boats and i have actually been on one (well a
ferry if that counts) but i very scared of water and the fact that
being on a boat means being on water scares the hell out of
me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Luckily for you there is a difference between being in the boat and
being in the water. I dont like being in water either (I had some
special experience here) but I like being in boats. Get yourself a
good lifejackets and enjoy boating!

Matt

Dr. Dr. Smithers November 11th 04 07:58 PM

I own a Doral 360 SE, we used it as a floating condo, or rafting up and
socializing with friends. If I lived on the coast, I think I would trade it
in for a trawler and do some cruising. I was on Lake Michigan with a friend
and we took his trawler over to Georgian Bay on Lake Huron, and fell in love
with the idea of being able to do cruising on the Great Lakes, or the coast.
Be nice to have Chesapeake Bay or the San Juans to explore.


"Gould 0738" wrote in message
...
Who do you think is boatless? I know Harry likes to make things up, but
I
would guess he really does have a Parker.


What sort of boat do you own?

A poster who consistently applauds your efforts here sold his boat last
year.

Another who specializes in flaming anybody left of Zell Miller once
posted,
"No, I don't have a boat, that's your
and Krause's rice bowl."

There are several regulars here who don't boat. Make up a list of the
folks who
*never* participate in a boating related thread and you'll have a pretty
fair
idea who they probably are.





JohnH November 11th 04 09:20 PM

On Thu, 11 Nov 2004 14:46:43 GMT, "Dr. Dr. Smithers"
wrote:

Who do you think is boatless? I know Harry likes to make things up, but I
would guess he really does have a Parker.


"Gould 0738" wrote in message
...
its not that i dont like boats and i have actually been on one (well a
ferry if that counts) but i very scared of water and the fact that
being on a boat means being on water scares the hell out of
me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


C'mon in. We've got a slough of posters who are in the same boatless boat.



He really *does* have a Parker 2520 XL, a very nice boat. It doesn't
spend near enough time in the water though.

John H

On the 'PocoLoco' out of Deale, MD,
on the beautiful Chesapeake Bay!

JohnH November 11th 04 09:24 PM

On 11 Nov 2004 14:26:21 GMT, (Gould 0738) wrote:

its not that i dont like boats and i have actually been on one (well a
ferry if that counts) but i very scared of water and the fact that
being on a boat means being on water scares the hell out of
me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


C'mon in. We've got a slough of posters who are in the same boatless boat.


Is that a swamp full, or a bunch, as in 'slew' (or some variant
thereof)?

John H

On the 'PocoLoco' out of Deale, MD,
on the beautiful Chesapeake Bay!

Short Wave Sportfishing November 11th 04 10:54 PM

On Thu, 11 Nov 2004 18:09:36 GMT, "Doug Kanter"
wrote:


"Eisboch" wrote in message
...
Short Wave Sportfishing wrote:
On Thu, 11 Nov 2004 05:55:14 -0500, Eisboch
wrote:


gizmo wrote:

its not that i dont like boats and i have actually been on one (well a
ferry if that counts) but i very scared of water and the fact that
being on a boat means being on water scares the hell out of
me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

We used to have another poster with your problem. He solved it by
simply sitting in it, singing "YO HO HO and a bottle of Rum", while it
was permanently parked on a trailer in his driveway.

He finally sold the boat after the trailer tires went flat.

Are you from Kansas by any chance?


Where the wind comes whipping 'cross the plains?

Oh wait, that's Oklahoma.

My bad.

Later,

Tom


Our departed poster developed a water phobia after being caught in a
sudden, overnight hurricane that totally evaded the National Weather
Service. He survived 30 foot seas in his 20 something foot Bayliner
Yacht, but it left an emotional scar.


That's nothing. I was out in my yard yesterday and a leaf fell out of a tree
and went down the back of my shirt.


That'll spook you for sure!!! :)

Later,

Tom

Short Wave Sportfishing November 11th 04 10:57 PM

On 11 Nov 2004 11:56:35 -0800, (Matt Lang) wrote:

(gizmo) wrote in message . com...
its not that i dont like boats and i have actually been on one (well a
ferry if that counts) but i very scared of water and the fact that
being on a boat means being on water scares the hell out of
me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Luckily for you there is a difference between being in the boat and
being in the water. I dont like being in water either (I had some
special experience here) but I like being in boats. Get yourself a
good lifejackets and enjoy boating!


I have shared that experience - last time in the St. Lawrence Seaway.

It's very enjoyable.

Later,

Tom


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