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Clams Canino December 25th 03 03:21 AM

Joyous Solstice to all.....
 
It's not rape in the top bunk.

-W

"Steven Shelikoff" wrote in message
...

Puh-lease...there are Democrats reading this newsgroup. They think they
should be allowed to rape the pole dancer and get away with it.

Steve




Harry Krause December 25th 03 07:36 PM

Joyous Solstice to all.....
 
Gene Kearns wrote:

On Thu, 25 Dec 2003 03:21:56 GMT, "Clams Canino"
wrote:

It's not rape in the top bunk.

-W


Would that be considered assault with a friendly weapon??


Gene, I zipped over to your pages, looked down the list of photo ops,
and saw an entry for PROM 2003. Was I excited or what...I was hoping to
see some pix of you with your hair and beard done up nicely, and in your
best duds and party pumps.

But, alas, no such luck.

Happy Holidays!




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Eric H December 25th 03 08:35 PM

Joyous Solstice to all.....
 
Would that be considered assault with a friendly weapon??

For a lot of us, assault with a dead weapon would be more appropriate.




Gould 0738 December 26th 03 07:21 AM

Joyous Solstice to all.....
 
Would that be considered assault with a friendly weapon??

For a lot of us, assault with a dead weapon would be more appropriate.


My three (going on four-year-old) nephew wanted a talking character doll for
Christmas. The doll is based on the movie
"Toy Story", where the main characters are apparently a cowboy named "Woody"
and a spaceman named "Buzz Lightyear."

Was a shame really. Whole room full of middle aged and older men, and I can't
say that anybody but the four year old got a "Woody" at the celebraton. :-)

But it is reassuring to know that there are probably still hundreds of Woodys
available at Sears, most likely half off after the holidays......... (oh,
dear..better not go there at all!)



Eric H December 26th 03 08:10 AM

Joyous Solstice to all.....
 
Thanks for the chuckle, Chuck. ( yes, that's an easy "chuckle chuck" ad
nauseum).
Maybe Sears will unload the overstock of Woodys to AARP's generic drug
program for use in lieu of Viagra or that stuff that lets you throw an old,
wrinkled football through a banged-up flat tire that needs a rope to keep it
from draggin' on the ground.
(Sorry, couldn't help myself.)





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