jaxashby's war story:

-they weren't actually pirates and they didn't actually make it, but they
were in fact carrying AK-47's backed up by mortar, rockets, and at one point
with heavy artillery, and there were thousands of them. The closest a bullet
ever came to my head was about six inches (bullets at 6 inches make a different
sound from bullets at 12 inches which is different from two feet from 5 feet
from 10 feet, etc). Did get some shrapnel (a piece of which I still carry) but
that was from a mortar, which I except no pirate would be carrying, so it
doesn't count.-

Bilge-I'll wager that you were holding something a little more lethal than a
charged 2.5 inch firehose, though.

Unfortunately for us professional mariners, the various "gun control" laws do
NOTHING more than leave us with a hose, you slobbering half-wit.

GFY


Mutiny is a Management Tool
Select Your Tattoo while Sober

(JAXAshby) wrote in message ...
hoary, I have no need to daydream about getting shot at. BTDT got a Purple
Heart, the only value of which is that I get free med care.

Hey, Jax, have you ever got the feeling that NOBODY likes you here?
Want to know why? First, it's because you're dumber than a rock,
second, it's because you are PROUD of being so stupid!

This is a classic:

"basskisser" wrote in message Hey, Jax, have you ever
got the feeling that NOBODY likes you here?
Want to know why? First, it's because you're dumber than a rock,
second, it's because you are PROUD of being so stupid!

"Jon Smithe" wrote in message
news:7OSbd.475707$8_6.46770@attbi_s04...
This is a classic:

"basskisser" wrote in message Hey, Jax, have you
ever
got the feeling that NOBODY likes you here?
Want to know why? First, it's because you're dumber than a rock,
second, it's because you are PROUD of being so stupid!



LMAO.......talk about projection.

the following from a poster who chose as his screen identifier persona "(b)ass
kisser":

(basskisser)
Date: 10/15/2004 12:09 PM Eastern Daylight Time
Message-id:

(JAXAshby) wrote in message
...
hoary, I have no need to daydream about getting shot at. BTDT got a Purple
Heart, the only value of which is that I get free med care.

Hey, Jax, have you ever got the feeling that NOBODY likes you here?
Want to know why? First, it's because you're dumber than a rock,
second, it's because you are PROUD of being so stupid!

ubject: Guns on boats-Mexico too
From: (JAXAshby)
Date: 10/15/2004 04:56 Pacific Standard Time
Message-id:

Ever been boarded by "pirates", Doodles? .....didn't think so....

otn

they weren't actually pirates and they didn't actually make it, but they were
in fact carrying AK-47's backed up by mortar, rockets, and at one point with
heavy artillery, and there were thousands of them. The closest a bullet ever
came to my head was about six inches (bullets at 6 inches make a different
sound from bullets at 12 inches which is different from two feet from 5 feet
from 10 feet, etc). Did get some shrapnel (a piece of which I still carry)
but
that was from a mortar, which I except no pirate would be carrying, so it
doesn't count.


Personally, Doodles, I wouldn't want to experience either case, but I'm
assuming you had a bit more at your disposal, for defense, than a fire hose or
foam monitor?

LOL Shame they did away with Lyle guns.

Shen

shen, I also had ordinary intelligence, something lacking by the posters here.
these dumb squats are terrified of the bogeyman, and think a gun will make them
a man.

(Shen44)
Date: 10/15/2004 3:12 PM Eastern Daylight Time
Message-id:

ubject: Guns on boats-Mexico too
From: (JAXAshby)
Date: 10/15/2004 04:56 Pacific Standard Time
Message-id:

Ever been boarded by "pirates", Doodles? .....didn't think so....

otn

they weren't actually pirates and they didn't actually make it, but they
were
in fact carrying AK-47's backed up by mortar, rockets, and at one point with
heavy artillery, and there were thousands of them. The closest a bullet
ever
came to my head was about six inches (bullets at 6 inches make a different
sound from bullets at 12 inches which is different from two feet from 5 feet
from 10 feet, etc). Did get some shrapnel (a piece of which I still carry)
but
that was from a mortar, which I except no pirate would be carrying, so it
doesn't count.


Personally, Doodles, I wouldn't want to experience either case, but I'm
assuming you had a bit more at your disposal, for defense, than a fire hose
or
foam monitor?

LOL Shame they did away with Lyle guns.

Shen

Subject: Guns on boats-Mexico too
From: (JAXAshby)


shen, I also had ordinary intelligence, something lacking by the posters
here.
these dumb squats are terrified of the bogeyman, and think a gun will make
them
a man.

Ya know, Doodles, I thinks it's time you give some serious thought to heading
back to the "home" for therapy and re-adjustment of your "meds".
Your responses are becoming more disjointed every day, with less and less
relevance to the post they are in response to.
Reread your post for this evening.....every one of them is inane.

Shen

(Shen44)


ubject: Guns on boats-Mexico too
From: (JAXAshby)

Ever been boarded by "pirates", Doodles? .....didn't think so....

otn

they weren't actually pirates and they didn't actually make it, but they
were
in fact carrying AK-47's backed up by mortar, rockets, and at one point
with
heavy artillery, and there were thousands of them. The closest a bullet
ever
came to my head was about six inches (bullets at 6 inches make a different
sound from bullets at 12 inches which is different from two feet from 5
feet
from 10 feet, etc). Did get some shrapnel (a piece of which I still carry)
but
that was from a mortar, which I except no pirate would be carrying, so it
doesn't count.


Personally, Doodles, I wouldn't want to experience either case, but I'm
assuming you had a bit more at your disposal, for defense, than a fire hose
or
foam monitor?

LOL Shame they did away with Lyle guns.

Shen

shlackoff, nobody cares what you thinks.

Ya know, Doodles, I thinks ...

Shen

Subject: Guns on boats-Mexico too
From: (JAXAshby)
Date: 10/15/2004 19:51 Pacific Standard Time
Message-id:

shlackoff, nobody cares what you thinks.

Ya know, Doodles, I thinks ...

Shen


Oops Getting those names mixed up again, I see.

Shen