http://www.beecy.net/frank/

Jim wrote:
http://www.beecy.net/frank/


First class:

http://www.billjacobs.us/igohab_01.html



Or this gem from the Wiz of Oz:

The Bush version of:
If I Only had a Brain


I could while away the hours
Abusing all the Powers
Consultin' with Bahrain
And my head I'd be smashin'
While my thoughts were busy crashin
If I only had a brain

I'd unravel every treaty
Beacause I am so greedy
All the profits I would gain

With the thoughts I'd be thinkin'
Snort Coke and Heavy Drinkin
If I only had a brain

Oh I could tell you why
Bill Clinton had a whore
I've been married to my wife for 25 years
and our sex life
Is never more......

It would so damn amazing
To see a thought ablazing
My head all full of pain

I would dance and be merry
Like a drunking Texas Fairy
If I only had a brain

It would be so damn terrific
If I didn't have to ask Dick
For things I can't explain

If I only had a brain


--
We today have a president of the United States who looks like he is the
son of Howdy Doody or Alfred E. Newman, who isn't smarter than either of
them, who is arrogant about his ignorance, who is reckless and
incompetent, and whose backers are turning the United States into a pariah.

What, me worry?