Nov. 3 2004 6:00 A.M.
6:00 George W. wins by 66.6 percent
6:01 reinstates draft (only to familys making less than $20 K per year)
(waits seven minutes)
6:08 makes plans to liberate the living hell out of two more "terrorist"
dictataor countries.
(waits seven minutes)
6:15 hears from Colin Powell that the rest of the world is nervous that they
may be next for "liberation".
(waits seven minutes)
6:22 plans a speech about the entire world being an "axis of evil".
(waits seven minutes)
6:29 asks Rumsfield where the nuclear codes are.
6:30 goes to an undisclosed location with the codes and briefcase that has
the "red button" in it.
6:31 using his immense mental powers-makes a decision---- Try to do as much
boating and fishing as possible in the next six weeks. Have a nice day
everybody!
Dixon