Too funny. Gould makes up funny conspiracy stories blaming Bush for leaking
false documents about himself to entrap Kerry/Rather while all Harry can
come up with is to say POTUS looks like Howdy Doody(?).

Are these lefties grasping at straws, or what? Hehehe.

Butch
"Gould 0738" wrote in message
...
Fly on wall of WH staff room hears:

"Ok, George, all those questionable accusations about Kerry behaving
cowardly
in Viet Nam seem to have done some damage. Now we need to worry about a
reprisal. What's the worst thing that anybody can say about your military
service?"

"That I went AWOL when it looked like the unit might be called up for
combat
missions. I basically skipped two years of my obligation."

"Oh schidt! We can't let that stand. Who could corroborate that?"

"Most of my commanders are dead now, or senile, but there might be some
documents somewhere. I suppose we'd be hurt pretty badly if they showed
up....."

"Oh, crap. What to do, what to do, what to do........I've got it! We'll
draft
some phony documents detailing those charges, and leak them to the press
through somebody who is closely enough associated with the TANG to be
credible!"

"What!? Are you nuts? Bring this down on our own campaign?"

"Exactly. The minute the story hits, we can put up a hue and cry that the
documents are phony. That will divert everybody's attention to the
authenticity
of the documents, and away from the charges. When we eventually prove the
documents are phony, as we rather obviously will be able to do, the
sheeple
will believe that if the documents are phony the charges must be phony
too."

"Brilliant!"

"This will probably destroy the career of the reporter we leak this
to........"

"I was just thinking the same thing. Dan Rather. Has to be, Dan Rather."

******

But then again, that's just the report from the fly on the White House
wall.
Could have been written on forged flypaper. :-)