John Gaquin wrote:
"Harry Krause" wrote in message

David Havenner, 41, of Port Orange, pleaded no contest to misdemeanor
charges of battery and possession of an alligator,

...Havenner was keeping the 3-foot gator in his
bathtub and swung it at his girlfriend,....The gator struck Monico at
least once,

Now, I need to clarify. Was Havenner considered to have caused battery to
the girlfriend, or to the gator? The account is unclear. :-)

The gator, I imagine. Lucky he wasn't living in Gainesville...they would
have thrown away the key for reckless endangerment of the official mascot.






... after which time Havenner threw empty beer
bottles at her and then kicked her out of their mobile home,

Aaahhhhh........

Miller Lites?





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Not dead, in jail, or a slave? Thank a liberal!

Now, in accordance with your signature line, Harry, let me ask this -- Shall
we consider it a failure of Liberalism that Mr. Havenner is now
incarcerated? Or are we to believe that it was somehow a triumph of
Liberalism that prior to the event Mr. Havenner, the gator, and the
apparently short-tempered and toothy (but hardly toothsome) Ms Monico were
free to mix with society, wandering their trailer park in search of more
beer and an evening's diversion?


The latter...remember, Havenner is a Republican voter.



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